Ferguson
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When you you'se it, do you find yourself saying....
"I can't believe how hardly my skin is very very very minimal to dryness now"
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"I can't believe how hardly my skin is very very very minimal to dryness now"
pinkwaferbiscuit
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Out of date make up oan yer face. Wearing lilac Nike leggings al over the place, also.
Out of date make up oan yer face. Wearing lilac Nike leggings al over the place, also.
GiftedNotFree
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Derek, absolutely tuned to the moon, not a clue what’s going on in his own
Alistess
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He really is a pathetic little fucker. I came up to Glasgow on Monday to stay for a couple of nights, primarily to go to the match on Tuesday night (got to bed at 1-15).
Meant to go back yesterday but couldn’t bring myself to check out of the hotel so booked another two nights as there is so much to see and do in Glasgow, He fannies about buying absolute crap and going nowhere. I’m old enough to be his mother (god forbid) and I’ve never stopped. Anyway, back to the toon tomorrow but off out for last night. Cheers hens.
Meant to go back yesterday but couldn’t bring myself to check out of the hotel so booked another two nights as there is so much to see and do in Glasgow, He fannies about buying absolute crap and going nowhere. I’m old enough to be his mother (god forbid) and I’ve never stopped. Anyway, back to the toon tomorrow but off out for last night. Cheers hens.
peachy-keen
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he’s been reading here, showing aff his wee girly shoes
peachy-keen
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Fucking idiot
Tinkerbell cat
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I've been dropping the made up word 'circum' into random convo's with Mr Tinkerbell cat since yesterday and he has finally flipped
''Why the fuck do you keep saying that word, what does it mean????''
Told him our Martin said it so it obviously is a word and he needs to get to know, factual.
His reply - ''Course that whiney bastard said it'' - bit harsh I thought but then Mr Tinkerbell has no class, nae debates..
Circum is now banned in our house. Also. Etc.
''Why the fuck do you keep saying that word, what does it mean????''
Told him our Martin said it so it obviously is a word and he needs to get to know, factual.
His reply - ''Course that whiney bastard said it'' - bit harsh I thought but then Mr Tinkerbell has no class, nae debates..
Circum is now banned in our house. Also. Etc.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Ahh well done Maz, still another 389lbs tae go, but practice makes OK.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Yeah hen, protractor oan top, stickle bricks oan the sides, pigeon feathers on the back. Hope that helps lovely.
AwwCosyWivDeek
Chatty Member
Actual footage of Vivienne Westwood spinning in her grave.
as they just did a circum instead of circumcise. Sickofinstagramcrap
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I am really tempted to call some Paisley driving instructors to see if they are actually fully booked or this is just content to get interactions or because he simply has no content and is constantly chasing highs on the gram.
But trust me his eye condition isn’t enough to get high rate mobility in order to get a car,
But trust me his eye condition isn’t enough to get high rate mobility in order to get a car,
peachy-keen
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Stop it right now
he’ll be packing the toilet next. fab tip: take your own toilet for all your sharting needsTell me you read Tattle without telling me you read Tattle
Madge2022
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Cardi ASOS, as seen on screen in the launderette in EastEnders twenty years ago.
Shrekssister
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Don't know why he's acting the hard man when we've all seen the bald patch on that lump of suet he calls a heid
Eastendgirl2020
Active member
No way hens did he just declare that brands should be lucky to have his name on their stuff. Affronted, I’ve circumed to the second hand embarrassment...