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Ferguson

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He’s late to the party as usual - Mr Margrit and I have been using the moisturiser he’s “gate keeping” for over a year. It was all over tiktok at one point so hardly revolutionary.

Why does he think if he shows something it’ll sell out? His target audience is single crazy cat ladies who have no lives.
When you you'se it, do you find yourself saying....

"I can't believe how hardly my skin is very very very minimal to dryness now"
 
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GiftedNotFree

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Derek, absolutely tuned to the moon, not a clue what’s going on in his own shoebox bedsit. The mother of the bride hoosecoat that Mas lives in makes this look like he’s a matron giving the patient his medication. Double dosage, STAT!
 
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Alistess

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He really is a pathetic little fucker. I came up to Glasgow on Monday to stay for a couple of nights, primarily to go to the match on Tuesday night (got to bed at 1-15).
Meant to go back yesterday but couldn’t bring myself to check out of the hotel so booked another two nights as there is so much to see and do in Glasgow, He fannies about buying absolute crap and going nowhere. I’m old enough to be his mother (god forbid) and I’ve never stopped. Anyway, back to the toon tomorrow but off out for last night. Cheers hens.
 
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Tinkerbell cat

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I've been dropping the made up word 'circum' into random convo's with Mr Tinkerbell cat since yesterday and he has finally flipped

''Why the fuck do you keep saying that word, what does it mean????'' 😂

Told him our Martin said it so it obviously is a word and he needs to get to know, factual.

His reply - ''Course that whiney bastard said it'' - bit harsh I thought but then Mr Tinkerbell has no class, nae debates..

Circum is now banned in our house. Also. Etc.
 
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Caw1982

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Maybe he has a wee 🍄as they just did a circum instead of circumcise.
Apparently a 'circum' is where they lop off the cock at the base.
It's true.
Nae debates.
 
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I am really tempted to call some Paisley driving instructors to see if they are actually fully booked or this is just content to get interactions or because he simply has no content and is constantly chasing highs on the gram.
But trust me his eye condition isn’t enough to get high rate mobility in order to get a car,
 
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peachy-keen

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Stop it right now 🤣🤣🤣 he’ll be packing the toilet next. fab tip: take your own toilet for all your sharting needs
 
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Ferguson

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The actual colour of the waiting room style sofa

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The colour she wants us tae think it is now she's realised it's not 2017 & nae cunt is buying grey any more.

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Shrekssister

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Don't know why he's acting the hard man when we've all seen the bald patch on that lump of suet he calls a heid
 
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Poptart

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Maybe they are stranded as they contacted 34 taxi companies and none of them can pick them up.
 
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Eastendgirl2020

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No way hens did he just declare that brands should be lucky to have his name on their stuff. Affronted, I’ve circumed to the second hand embarrassment...
 
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