Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Deek: Mario man, I wanna drive. It’s a big wurld out there and I need to spread me wings.

Mario: Telt ye what, Derek ma lovelie, ah’ll arrange avrything for yas. Yoo just gimme yer little purse and ah’ll figure it all out.

~ The next day ~

Deek: Mario man, ave yoo ad any luck wiv ma lessons? The boys doon at the orange lodge are ahl turnin’ 17 soon and said their mas have buked them lessons.

Mario: I, Mas, hav called not wan, not two, but 34 driving instructors today Derek ma lovelie and they’re all booked up until 2038. Covid lovelie, Covid. The global pandemic resulted in loads of peeps wanting to git as far away frum the slums o’ Paisley as they could. Anto doonstairs has stole enough carburetors and has his own Micra noo.
By the way, you owe me £10 because I used up all ma pay as you go minutes and needed a wee top-up also.
Can I make it up to you with a wee nosh?

*Deek has flashbacks to Mario’s BJ face*

Deek: Ah nah, it’s alreet. You’ve worked hard enough today cheering on small businesses like McDonald’s. It’s almost 8pm and past your bedtime. I’ll Febreeze yoor housecoat and be reet in.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Been on a diet, preppin his boady, are we on a wee night oot jurney

Probably a wee I, Daisy Uncle weans disco dancing competition coz that’s peak excitement in his life.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Monzo you missed an opportunity to say you had hunners and hunners dms in yer inboax fae luvlees saying a look so much bloody Isas never miss nothing so aye

 

[Shmebulock]

Did I misunderstand his stories, why is he saying that he has a small business when he is talking about AMA? It's Hannah's bf's business surely and he's just a nobody. He has no stakes in that company.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

The more the dots of doom went on the now redder his face got.
Didn't he have a McDonald's last week? Chinese/chippe last weekend am sure he posted that when they were out along with the asda bags full of hula hoops, doesn't like chocolate but will eat a bar every night?

Can't wait for this big night out tomorrow... What's the bets one them gets ill?
Why do I feel like everything spoke about here last few weeks Marion is answering to.
Driving lessons
Beige food now eating healthy
Unused tan products now using
No nights out, now going out a Saturday night

What's stopping him and Deek going Ikea or some place finding a unit as close as and boxing in the boiler themselves? It's not rocket science and get that company to wrap it.
Measurements, shop about. Simple.

 

[Macmama]

That fat slag proud she managed ten days without a MaccyD’s.

Marion hen, my wanes have hud longer strops, pal.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

A think we need a wee mock up of him at a fat class with Marjorie Dawes hen…

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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Aw hen am clutching ma beak at these! This has fair made ma Friday night and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Fake tan the night. I'm guessing I, Daisy uncle is going to the nieces end of term party and so forth.

 

[Skyflier6727]

The thought of him prepping his boady for fake tan has given me the actual ick

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

He puts the lotion on his skin, or else we see his nose again.

 

[Chez300]

Talking like he and Hannah are business partners!

It’s only 4 years not 5! Why does he add extra years to everything?

 

[Shrekssister]

Deek: Mario man, I wanna drive. It’s a big wurld out there and I need to spread me wings.

Mario: Telt ye what, Derek ma lovelie, ah’ll arrange avrything for yas. Yoo just gimme yer little purse and ah’ll figure it all out.

~ The next day ~

Deek: Mario man, ave yoo ad any luck wiv ma lessons? The boys doon at the orange lodge are ahl turnin’ 17 soon and said their mas have buked them lessons.

Mario: I, Mas, hav called not wan, not two, but 34 driving instructors today Derek ma lovelie and they’re all booked up until 2038. Covid lovelie, Covid. The global pandemic resulted in loads of peeps wanting to git as far away frum the slums o’ Paisley as they could. Anto doonstairs has stole enough carburetors and has his own Micra noo.
By the way, you owe me £10 because I used up all ma pay as you go minutes and needed a wee top-up also.
Can I make it up to you with a wee nosh?

*Deek has flashbacks to Mario’s BJ face*

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Deek: Ah nah, it’s alreet. You’ve worked hard enough today cheering on small businesses like McDonald’s. It’s almost 8pm and past your bedtime. I’ll Febreeze yoor housecoat and be reet in.

Ma lovelie I’m chantin you oan fae the rooftaps and I love how you’ve made them geordie for this post

 

[Madge2022]

He can dae it in braille perfectly fine hen ...ave seen his strangler fingers fingering deeks credit card and machine buttons getting petty cash oot so aye

Everytime I see a comment about braille I automatically sing hello by Lionel Richie in my head and imagine Martin making a bust of wee Deek. #lionelsingithen

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Reason 11 million, why he makes my pork purse dry.
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Ah imagine that's wit he looks like gobbling wee Deek's , also.
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PREP MA BOADY

I misread that as prep ma boaby ...

 

[TheRed]

So his delusional wee self thinks that AMA is his business, that he's built from the grun up
Aye right...
Your products are discounted because you're a liability and toast also

 

[Madge2022]

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Fur feck sake, ah nearly wet ma bed.
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He puts the lotion on his skin, or else we see his nose again.

Definitely a thread title contender there/their/they're and nae debates

 

[GreaseSpot]

It's in my heed so you're are all getting it too.
He's about to self tan....he was naked under the nasty hoose coat
Go on my lovelies. Circum to the images also. Treatit yourselfs .
Spine bright and so forth

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Aw well done ma wee hen @Babybail93 oan the thread title, I was chanting you on from the rooftops, nae debates, but ALSO I’m pissed off we have stilll no had “Autumn, so aye” as a title.
Still love ya though ma wee hen

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Bet wee Deek wants a car to visit Domboi. Factual also.

 

[peachy-keen]