The Ingham Family #37 Lazy is traumatised, but it's all ok after a Five Guys

[String Man]

it's been mid to late teens

A bit like Chris's DM inbox then.

 

[Iddiebiddie]

Did a hate watch tonight (ad blocked but I know I shouldn’t) and my favourite line comes from Lazy...

“Today is so so hot, it’s way too nice to go and spend the day at playgroup, so instead I’ve come up to Morrison’s” ....you know, the popular sunny day alternative!

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

Next one to mention SATS is a rotten egg.

 

[Highlandcow]

You can just smell the damp through the screen!

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Sarah a few weeks ago: "There's no feeding situation. He's feeding perfectly. There is nothing wrong with him."

Sarah today: "I knew it all along! I knew something was wrong!"

Ok then, Sarah.

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Fingers crossed for a

'Chai not to DM young girls'

Available on t-shirts, mugs, beanies and limited edition towels!

 

[Mayday]

I think I found a photo of Chris as a kid thanks to Dougal on YouTube. Look at all that ginger, even the Grandad is ginger. Watch them continue to deny it.
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Yep thats the one I remember seeing as well! There was also another of him and Dave I think in the snow too? I don't get why he tries to deny it when his own mum posted the images.

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Imagine losing someone dear to you and in that same status plugging your shitty merch store. Almost like 'we've had a tough few days but focusing on the positives you lot buying our tat would make us feel a lot better'.

 

[Jamhead]

I'm actually really looking forward to the caravan vlogs, I can't wait to see lazy cook that fry up she's talked about, in a tiny space, clothes reeking of oil and sausage.
No space to store any of their bits and bats, no air con, them having to traipse to the communal showers whenever they need a wash or a . All whislt trying to placate a 4 month old baby. If she thinks he's fussy now she's going to get a massive wake up call in a couple of months! Comedy gold!

The Ingham Family #38- Creepy Chris' caravan club. Over 18's need not apply.

 

[Doobeedoo]

Did they say who's Communion it was,?

I’m surprised Chris didn’t burst into flames the minute he entered a church.

 

[Departed member 294]

I have been watching this easyjet: inside the cockpit.

How long until creepy claims this is him?

He could have got away with it, if he didn’t have that stupid bloody tattoo scrawled over his arm.

SARAH INGHAM 4 EVAH BABE

 

[Cathy1234]

So esme and Sarah talk about Jace’s hair and how they think it has a tint of ginger. Chris in the background shouts it’s blonde and then seems to get quite defensive saying it’s dodgy lighting and is exactly the same as Islas was when she was a baby.
Why is he so against the idea that he could have a bit ginger hair. Even if he doesn’t end up having ginger hair why be so against it. Poor esme who looked so happy talking about it. He could’ve just said nothing about it for the sake of esme.

 

[Partridges]

I’ve never posted here before, have merely lurked for ages, but I cannot let “someone’s rattled her postbag” go unappreciated - just so so funny!!!

 

[GiggleBee]

Starbucks replied

 

[YoYo]

I found some clothing they can buy the poor kid

Only £1. Bargain! And a handy reminder for them too.

 

[OliviaPope]

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t a Chai latte so sort of spiced black tea, and doesn’t contain coffee?

So why the Fu@k is there a coffee bean in the hoody??!!

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Not watched it but... He lost the footage he filmed? If I was Sarah, I'd be very paranoid about what he actually got up to yesterday.

 

[sAvia]

There you go NikNik, I fixed it for you.

 

[Maisie842]

When Chris Ingham tells us he's lost his vlog footage

 

[OliviaPope]

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How disgusting and inconsiderate!! I thought they were going to say they were going to take a few days off!

But no let’s use someone's death to sell kids £30 hoodies!!

 

[GeorgiaLucy]

The way Sarah just plonks Jace down on the middle of the floor reminds me of The Sims game.

Also Sarah says that Isabelle doesn't like to come and wait at dance when the girls go as she doesn't dance that day so she's trying to sort out if she can go to a friends house otherwise she has to go. Shock horror but she's 14 this year, can she not spend a few hours on her own in the house? I think a lot of teenagers don't have to go with their parents everywhere, they truly baby her.