Catch up for the newbies
Sophie wears size xxxxxxxs. She is teeny tiny smallest person in planet Earth
Her boobies are her fith pair and are HUGE but she still likes to wear and xssssssss bra so they are always visible
She is part-ape/part-pigeon which explains we’re posture and stance
She loves
sorry I mean
She has twinnies *insert giggle her. One is red, one is blue. They have *matted hair sorry dreadlocks
She has some very troublesome teen boys who may make her a granny any minute
She has 3 ex husbands. We only talk about the middle one because she still dreams about sex in the shower with him
Her house is worth about $10m if you’d like to buy it
Her car, which she absolutely hates, is worth about $400k. She paid cash for it *thanks you suckers at F&F. It has a magical speedometer that rewinds
She has surgery on a regular basis and numerous very serious medical issues that she cannot possibly disclose… because… well ummmm
She is an earth mother, born to be a mother, nurturer, fluid/flowing babe. She will babysit your newborn if you just drop it off
She has the voice of an angel
She has curly thumbs I just love to watch in her stories
She is a trained ballerina with a pancake flat arse, thick thighs, bow legs, pigeon toes but somehow a in-demand “model”
She is very busy. Back to back meetings, more meetings, running a few businesses, self employed, lost $$$$$$ in a gym that was flooded but has so much money it doesn’t matter
Never uses filters… because she is so bloody stunning
11 is her lucky number…. Oops not anymore
Is an avid reader of self help books
Doesn’t watch tv
Her eyes are OOAK blue green grey purple even bloody red at times
She is a staunch ambassador for SIDS
That’s enough