Guys is there any way to watch her videos/IG without giving her the engagement?? Her bullshit is absolutely great for a laugh but I literally feel sick clicking on the video for a watch knowing it boosts her engagement. Any websites that like download and reupload so you don’t add to YouTube views?
Yo Yo Yo Recap Rap Goddess back at it again with ya R-R-R-RecapRemix
Na just kidding. I’ll watch the video so y’all don’t have to.
okay, starts off with miss Raspberry Tits hyping up what she’s having for dinner
“You guys are gonna DIE”
I don’t think so bestie coz it’s in the thumbnail and title
blah blah blah mental health chat
“You can’t pour from an empty cup and THATS how I feel like rn. Like an empty cup”
They hired a new team member and they were like “omggg sezzzzyy how do you have a life” and she was like “omg you’re right I don’t actually have a life” excuses for why she hasn’t been on YouTube because I’m sooooooooooo bussyyy all about that hashtag hustle lyfeee. Rambles on for about 4 minutes with crrraazzy Sezzy Hands 🤌
🤏
Honestly I felt really triggered.
Anyways 🥱
Onto the Maccas !!!
“you HAVENT seen me do this on my channel for 10 years”
ISNT it funny how I said that her smashing back a quarter pounder in the last thread would be some amaze content….and here she is putting a quarter pounder in her thumbnail almost like a little shout out to me ?
I see you Bestie.
When I’m pregnant I can eat anythinggggg my stomach turns InDeStRuCtiBlE (almost as indestructible as her steel raspberry nipples) as she rambles on about how much gluten and dairy she can have. We see Fox literally STUFFING CHIPS DOWN HIS GOB FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “raspberry tits of steel” literally he is REACHING across with his grubby little hand, SHOVELING chips like his life depends on it while Sarah Hands
them to him and rants about her new love for gluten and dairy. “MOOOORE” he screams, face full of chewed up unswallowed chips because he’s scared his holistichealthy mum will snatch them away from him any second. Like a persistent Seagull.
oh my lord was it a watch.
Can someone make a GIF of this moment ?!
because omg can I relate
The moment those beautiful crispy potatoes touched his tastebuds he was hooked. Like on drugs.
Durt then zooms in on her bunless burger and calls her the fuck out. Good on ya mate.
He goes “that’s not maccas” and she shrieks “IT IS”
No it’s not.
Shes eating Nugs too guys. I also mentioned Nuggies in my post hey Sarah
Fox is REACHING out of his chair trying desperately to grab any maccas he can get his hands on- sarahs bunless burger.
Fox go for the nugs
Anyways sarah harps on because buns are too much gluten for her so she’s easing in with the nugs
Meanwhile fox is nearly on the brink of tears because he can’t fill the void he has been deprived from for so long, hooked on maccas.
After that she says tomrrow she is gonna start her “new healthy life” and high fives fox. Fuck she’s deranged I can’t even imagine eating maccas and already talking about being healthy tomrrow to make up for it ?!
That was the highlight of the entire vlog tbh. The rest is just crap.
Skin care routine “I’ve been using it for ages” yea right you trollop.
Check out my big fat belly from eat maccas whoops I mean being pregnant loool
Stretch mark shaming coz god forbid sezzy gets stretch marks oh no that would be a crime call the police
Ladies and gents if you have stretch marks embrace them don’t listen to sezzycunt. You’re amazing.
How am I gonna get balance of working out, eating healthy, cleaning house, get work done, be a stay at home mum ????
get
Up
Earlier
Like I don’t wanna get up at 5am or anythinggggg
(me who gets up at 3am for work
)
Maybe I’ll get up at like 630….6….615….have a coffee and then I’ll WORK OUT STRAIGHT AWAY
Not a MoRnInG wOrKoUt PeRsON coz of lockdown.
In the next video it’s gonna be me at 615 lookin like a zombie with a clean house ok ? Mark my words I will be up
cuts to sezzy at 7am lmfao. But the house is clean so I’ll give her points.
poopy bloom, coffee, workout let’s goooooo.
shows her working out. Then Cuts to her on the ground complaining that her heart rate isn’t high and this ALLLWAAAYS happens to her if she’s had a yucky dinner. And she had McDonald’s
so blames the maccas.
Devil food
talks about when she’s worked out but who the fuck cares
SKIP
Now she’s taking pics for Funee. Food is all laid out aesthetically fox is having a nosey at what’s going on. They say “don’t touch!” Guess what he does
Sezzy tries to gently discipline him but foxxy ain’t havin a bar of it. He wants some more maccas.
Behind the scenes of Funee CHRISTMAS. Sorry but who puts slices of bread next to some lemons ?
Hope it’s gluten free !
Explains all about how the Funee recipes are done….but we all know you just copy them Sezzle, so I won’t go into that.
Vegan custard.
Looks like Cum.
Spreads it on her puddings.
“Imagine presenting this at your Christmas”
I’d think someone came on my pudding.
no thanks.
Kurts just trying to spread his seed.
Sezstar puts BASIL on top for AESTHETIC, Kurt froths at how amazing they look and says HES going to eat one…..Sezzy side eyes him and says “Really ?? Even tho you’re SIBO”
Side note- during this part it showed me an ad (the video has many ads) but this one was for dominoes
I wasn’t hungry watching Sezmisters disgusting cum puddings but now I’m hungry after that ad.
Honestly I’m bored. Last part is them at the beach and a Suneee ad. So I clicked off to ruin her algorithm.