My feelings on the vlog actually match Sarah’s for once:
In sum…
Sarah has electric blinds, whoopdidoo.
Fox is grumpy, shocker (even though he totally had a great night sleep guyyzz) because Scummy is disappointed he wants to be a Garbage man and not a surfer.
She’s filming the video no one asked for even though she filmed it very recently, and Fox’s reply to ‘what do you want for breakfast?’ is ‘Noooo nonononono!’ I don’t blame him one bit.
Scummy verbatim says ‘being pregnant dictates my life’, confirming she indeed sees her womb as her one and only personality trait.
She also loooooves oat milk and has
decided it will be ‘her thing’ after pregnancy too (bc gluten intolerance can be turned off at whim, duhhhh. Ps. She’s Elsa’s wholesome life now).
Scum glares at Durt for suggesting Fox has cereal (the only thing he’s actually excited to eat, bc Scumster didn’t make it). Sarah berates Kurt for enjoying carb-based breakfasts.
She makes fox have eggs and ham instead, because according to Scum Mum, ‘a fatty breakfast mAkEs FoCkS SooOo CaLm’.
After his calming breakfast Fox wants to play catch with a large ball. This sets Scummy OFFFFF. She immediately says to Kurt, ‘you can’t leave meeee! You can’t go to the office, see what kind of morning I’M gonna have here, mehhhhhhh!
Fox runs off crying.
That’s just the first 5 minutes. And I can’t watch more lest I rip my own face off.