Sallie Axl #41 Mulger jeans & Loubs galore, she’s still an absent mum & bore

[Queenie Pop]

I I seriously cannot stop laughing. I’ve fashioned my own Valmain top by shoving my Chinese takeaway tub up my decorating top. Put your orders in early for yours for your very own rat gurlz Xmas outfit (free ring light for the first 20 orders)

 

[Queenie Pop]

Ffs lads! The Valenciaga T-shirt has got sals family crest on it!!!
A pair of her stabby scissors!!
She’s got to be having a laugh
You. Could. Not. Make. It. Up.

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

Head, shoulders,

And toes...

I'm sorry but I couldn't resist

I made myself laugh

 

[Queenie Pop]

Val is not telling one more person anythhbg, so don’t ask her anythhbg

 

[Tobodee]

Votes on her ‘good news’ she received today?

1. She received an email that the bunk beds have finally been dispatched and are out for delivery!
2. Dane is going to be getting weekly day release.
3. She’s been approached by the marketing team for Aromat to sponsor her podcast
4. Ali express have released a new line of gym wear that have holes in.
5. The campervan she booked for her family holiday in the summer is out the garage now

 

[gingrog]

I have so many questions?

 

[Kittypops]

ValenciSaga

 

[whodidwhat]

On the 12th day of Christmas our Val gave to me

12 pairs of scissors
11 new best friends
10 year olds clothes from Cricket
9 GCSEs
8mls in lip fillers
7 Aromat eggs
6 OF discount codes for 99p
5 stds
4 rrrrratttt gerls
3 foreign hols
2 bunk beds
And
A podcast we’ll never hear or see

 

[MustardCactus]

The toenails

 

[McBaldyCulkin]

Remember when you got her original insta closed

Nearly a year to the day

happy anniversary of losing 140k Sal

 

[PastorBake]

Sal's back in Tulum.
Happy new year everyone!

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

It’s been deleted from her stories already but there you go tattlers…

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Remember when she was tagged making a tit out of herself on a boat in Miami by influencers in the wild

And then shared it to her stories

 

[JessicaFletcher36]

Im an A&E nurse and if someone walked in to my department with lips like Sal id assume they were having some kind of anaphylaxis and immediate administer adrenaline

 

[MesaLoca]

I can’t stop laughing thinking about that short film she posted of herself in the villa she was renting with Bella in Tulum..

Clearly off her head on drugs, alone in the garden, hot tub empty/no water in the background, strutting around in that weird red outfit with a flower behind her ear doing odd poses to crazy music.

Here's the video:

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

Those who applied to be her gym buddy last week will be very confused when she doesn’t turn up and they check her Instagram. And what about these kick start people she’s been employing for months, will be turning up to work to find their boss has a scarpered to Mexico to film some content for only fans with one of the cartels.
Not very professional behaviour from Sallie, I am very surprised.

Thread suggestion - occasional mum, full time bum, NatWest Val has gone back to Tulum

She’s back in Tulum???!!! How? When? This is amazing news. The only thing that’ll make this even better is if she goes home via Miami

She will need to check on her real estate business whilst there so may well call in Miami on her way back.

 

[Queenie Pop]

New thread title:


She’s travelled the world but spent NYE at SAGA

She is fake AF, Valenciaga!

 

[arabella.kir]

Did anyone catch the filter slip

 

[emanwhe]

I’m taken three Pro Plus and have already called in sick to work tomorrow…get the popcorn on rat gerls!

 

[Feska]

Feel sorry for the other guests. Imagine being sat next to her when you’ve treated yourself to NYE in a hotel. Would love to see their faces when she comes down for the Gala dinner in a fluorescent green AliExpress get up with her tits and arse hanging out. Perhaps she can enter the duck race tomorrow too. What fun!