Rebecca Lamb #95 The buffet slayer

[I_Like_Tractors]

Why is she nailing her handbags to the wall?

We already know you've crucified fashunnnn Dingle

She's making a sacrifice to the universe in the hope she will be rewarded with the life she pretends to have.

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Rebecca Lamb 96: Nailed it

 

[Throwaway1135]

I love how she said "you might see my Instagram and be like wow she has everything" no hun

 

[Clementine]

Mon dieu Rodney.

I bet she’s always saying she’ll be a millionaire next year to Big Steve as well .

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Rebecca Lamb 96: The Dale’s Delboy.

 

[Bobbiewilson]

She draws the line at beaver fitting a wall bracket for the telly

He’s used all the nails for the bags

 

[Foolmeonce]

Why does she always sing Valerie whenever she wants to show us her vocal cords? She must think she sounds good in her head bless her. Mark Ronson has alot to answer for now

Well sometimes I go to t'room by myself
And I look at fields, not water,
And I think of all the things I could be doing
As I hang my bags like they're a picture.

Cos since this became my home,
My life has been a mess,
As I curl my minging hair
And struggle to fit into my dress.
Won't you come on over
I'm making a fool out of me
Why don't you come on over, Emily?
Emily? Emily? Emily?

 

[Sticky One]

She’s put another nail in the wall for her purses bags

 

[Notyourusualytbr]

She looks like del boy in that coat and polo neck

Also her skin looks awful! Spotty and greasy not a good advertisement for the lumehh

I can’t unsee that now

 

[Noonoosanne2]

I feel a bit like I’m blowing my own trumpet thread suggestion courtesy of moi with 78 votes! I’d like to thank begga for her amazing spread!
let’s all take a moment to appreciate the absolute classic that’s beggas buffet , I’m all emotional

 

[Each_peach]

Hope she does another #AD for collectible coins like last time, that has got to be my favourite of her ads alongside the one of her stomping over the bridge.
I’m sure she said that Alfeh luves coiyns suh much and luvehs looking at the pictures and stuff on them.
He definitely wouldn’t be using them to help with his maths, I doubt the boy can count past 20 with the amount of school he misses.

Personally this Frozen ad was one of my highlights

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Ironic that she’s done a reel referencing Emily in Paris. She the most uncultured swine I’ve ever come across, can you imagine them in France??

‘Steve why are these people talking funneh’

‘Woah Alfeh, look how big that telephone mast is, it’s called the eeeefel tower or summat’

‘Steve, STEVE! ah can’t find nuggets and chips and stuff on this menu, what are they boys gunna eat?’

*Alfie gazing off into the distance not even realising he’s left the dales*

 

[BettyCrockerr]

And jump in the pool

Because they are half dolphin remember. Total water babies. They love swimming.

(Photo of both boys in arm bands, confidence vests, rubber ring, life preserver and full survival suits paddling in ankle deep water)

 

[MissPrint]

Hey Begsy, 1985 just called. It wants Michael Jackson back.

Necklace S = shamonnnnn!

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

Does Steve put all the pieces together to make sure he gets his two sausages?

 

[BettyCrockerr]

She’s an attention seeking, childish moron.

so basically her & Steve have had a domestic over the weekend or this morning, she’s in the huff and wants to get his attention by posting that drivel online.

“I don’t want people to look at Instagram and think that my life is perfect or that everything is amazing or that I’ve got this amazing life” ———— Don’t worry Rebecca, literally no one looks at your Instagram and thinks you have a perfect, amazing life. Trust me!

god. Give me strength!!

(also stop repeating yourself!)

 

[Marpaudai]

I don’t feel sorry for her. I didn’t believe a word she was saying, it was all purely for Instagram. Tomorrow it will be, happy Tuesday everywun, thanks for all your lovely messages, you’re all so so kind. I’m feeling so so much better today, really positive and stuff, I’ve put some make up on - I’ll leave a link to everything I use here, and put some lovely cosy clothes on, which I’ll also link here. I just feel so so much better today cos I didn’t feel great yesterday but I feel so so much better today - and that’s ok.

 

[KMDX]

RIP those fucking tights and buy some new ones that aren’t as difficult to get over your cankles.
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It’s the god awful fuckin bag hanging on a nail in the background for me ….stay clasehhh!!!

 

[Clementine]

Uncanny.

 

[Booklover]

The hanging gusset and the hanging bag!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

AH GOT ALFEH SUM MAAAAOHHHHWAAAAAMMMMZZZ FOR HIS BURFDAY COZ ITS LIKE HIS BURFDAY UND I THOUGHT HE’D LIKE SUM MAAAAAOHHHHHWAAAAAAMMMMZZZ FIR IZ BURRRTHHHDAUH COZ HE LIKES SWEETS UND STUFF UND ITS LIKE SUMTHIN I SAW IN ALDI MIDDLE SHELFS UND IT WOZ LIKE 99P SHU I GOT WUN PACKET FUR ALFEH CUZ LIKE ITS LIKE FUR HIM FUR HIS BUUURRRTTTHHHDAAAAY UND STUFF SO YEAH I GOT THAT

 

[Foolmeonce]

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Complete with sea view and air conditioning.

Comes fully furnished (on the outside).

It's made of wood so it's wooden and stuff.