Rebecca Lamb #95 The buffet slayer

[heidilouxx]

She reminds me of one of those girls you went to school with who updates their Facebook status to “New Year New Me” on January 1st every single year but they’re still the same cunt they always have been

 

[ChubClubThug]

One minute she's wanking over him painting a skirting board... the next crying into the camera telling everywun she feels proper shit. The highs and lows of life eh

 

[MissPrint]

Hi evrehone. I’ve received a number (0) of DMs asking where my VIP status came from. I got it myself from talking too much on here.

*pouts, shows arse, shows nips in a tight top, flashes the camel toe for good measure*

 

[Clementine]

“I love eating colourful food and eating healtheh. Suh suh important”

 

[MissPrint]

Yes they’re probably in a mess financially. The mortgage payment alone would be fairly high. I’m sure Steve had a rental property somewhere that will be giving them an income of sorts but that household needs at least one and a half people earning a regular wage to tick over. Their latest row will be about money no doubt. Didn’t she just announce she’d booked another holiday to Kos
Who does that when your house needs some serious renovations?
Trying to maintain that “Look at me - how successful am I “ image was never going to be sustainable.
It’s just an illusion that she wants others to see and believe in.
I’d have loads more respect for her if she admitted that she needs to have a more down to earth wholesome image that ordinary mums can easily aspire to.

She’s got her content and target audience right there and is too dumb to work it out. Here Begsy, let me explain:

Admit you’re scraping a living (like many others) which makes your target audience much wider.

Show how you refurb and redecorate an old house on a tight budget. Be honest, be real, show the bad parts and the good parts. Engage with your audience and let themgive you tips which you share with others rather than assuming it’s criticism and blocking people.

Show how to source cheap decorative accessories and touches to create a farmhouse cottage style. Create a Pinterest board and interactive with your audience that way too.

Branch out to cooking traditional family meals on a budget and in an aga. (Learn to cook first though.)

Using items sourced from the land around you, create bouquets, dried grasses, decorations etc.

Take aesthetically pleasing photos of your home instead of yourself.

It ain’t rocket science hunnipot. Show who you are, not who you’re pretending to be because that isn’t working.

You’re welcome.

 

[Poosh]

It’s when she claims to earn thousands and then does shit like this, the holey cabinet to display the Loubs and CG bag will never get old

 

[Cocoluna]

How come begs deserves not 1 but 3 99p phone cases. Yet Alfeh has to wait for his birthday for a £1 skipping rope?

 

[Imhere123]

She’s so vapid honestly, cries into stories yesterday about how to not believe everything you see on social media and she’s not happy…today, ooooh shiny car.

Just bloody well make your mind up love

Just saw her story calling the car sexy again and had to come straight here. She’s just a vile human being honestly & today proves that yesterday was all for attention. Crying, claiming to be having a shit time, saying she wants to be more real & how what you see on social media isn’t always real blah blah blah. Then today trying to brag about ‘her’ car. It just shows how disingenuous she really is.

 

[Sticky One]

Remember when she went through that phase of doing shit photoshop, adding squirrels to her photos and over sized animals little bit of steam coming off her hot chocolate. I feel like she’s really lost her comedy value recently too. Boring af

 

[Each_peach]

Hells bells, for someone that has "nothing to say" she certainly fucking waffled on long enough! I turned the sound off and skipped through most of them cos she's just repetitive as fuck

The funny thing is, that she clearly doesn't see how disingenuous she is. Sitting here today saying she wants to be "real and not fake" and that she can't "just pretend to be happy when things aren't great" - yet that's what she does in her everyday life. Making out she's living the dream in her dream home, driving a "sexeh" car, earning "many thousands" off her "business" and that her relationship with Steve is so perfect. All lies. All pretend. Yet everyday she goes on Instagram and makes out she's SO HAPPEH AND SUH GRATEFUL AND LOVING LIFE. She contradicts herself all the time she's so thick.

And I'm sorry but I don't feel sorry for her. Her life is her own making. She can't make out she's living the dream the one minute then the next say "everything's not always great" - pick a side Beggy huni. Everyone is different, I know, but I suffer with mental health (lost my partner to suicide), and when im on a downer the LAST thing on my mind is to post on socials for everyone to see, crying and talking about how unhappy I am. The last thing on my mind is social media when I'm having a bad episode.

Everything she does is for a reason. Her engagement is shit and she's losing followers, this will boost her engagement and make people "feel sorry for her" which in turn will boost her ego having people in her DMs telling her how amazing she is.

Nothing she does or says is genuine. Nothing.

 

[Clementine]

Just to clarify we are talking about Ogre Fiona, yeah???

You called?

 

[#notanadad]

Before Christmas I had covid and obviously isolated at home for 10 days... I felt AWFUL by the end of it. My mental health was in tatters, I didn't get dressed, wash my hair, I didn't even bother keeping the house clean and tidy. Within 2 days of being back at work, socialising with real people, getting dressed, having a PURPOSE I felt completely back to normal. Point being: no wonder she feels like shit. She's stuck in that dungeon all day everyday with no real meaning to her life. She needs to seriously reassess her life choices and make some changes because otherwise she's literally going to rot away in that squat for the next 50 years.

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

I'm going to B&M cause I've ran out of the stuff I usually buy from B&M so that's why I'm at B&M...

Also look at this shitty cheap looking coat that I've just admitted is not the best quality but I'm going to link it anyway cause I'm desperate for money...

 

[Each_peach]

Wow. That latest post she's put on. "whenever I feel negative or unhappy I just say to myself I'm responsible for my life and what happens, I can't change the past so I won't waste a second worrying about it"

WOW.

Ignorant as fuck as always Rebecca you first class cunt.

If it was as easy as "just not worrying about it" then people wouldn't suffer depression, anxiety, etc and people wouldn't lose their lives to it. It really really fucks me off when she posts shit like that cos it's SO dismissive and ignorant. Sometimes people can't just "not think negative" cos they have GENUINE MENTAL HEALTH STRUGGLES.

unlike Dingle and her crocodile tears for engagement. She's a fucking neanderthal. One minute posting herself crying and being suh down, then the next posting to just "not worry about it"

Fuck all the way off dingle you absolute cock womble.

 

[Throwaway1135]

What kid wants a pool floatie for their birthday, never mind a whole 5 months before they're even going on holiday.

 

[Each_peach]

Hellor evrywun ah know I've constantleh gone on about ma gorrrrlbladder and how totalleh scared I am of having a flare, but am having sausage and double cream for ma tea

"it makes the best sauce" - it's literally just double cream???? THAT'S NOT A SAUCE.

Just goes to show the gallbladder is a big fucking lie.

 

[Clementine]

“Still got my hat on because it’s freezing outside”, but you’re inside now.

 

[whoareyou2]

Ok hi, I’ve never posted before. I’m not into slating her looks or anything like that but… what gets my goat is all the things she pretends to buy and then we never see again… the biggest one I’ll never forget is last winter and the Holland Cooper quilted coat @ £400 odd, now the reason this sticks in my mind was because I loved it, yes very expensive investment piece but why pretend to buy it? I’ve never seen her wear it since, only the cheap primark one! This has happened on so many occasions too… the Xmas table cloth from B&M, not once did I see it on her photos only the rabbit one, even on the Christmas table…so many more I won’t mention but is she that stupid that she forgets what she’s posted? And the Porsche? Where’s it gone??!!

 

[MissPrint]

Good morning evrehone. Happy Thursdeh. Hope you are all okeh.

Today I’m juggling laying in bed and talking to the dogs with being a fiancée. It’s really hard but I remind myself that I am enough of a bellend. I am so so so super grateful for the fields that I don’t have to look at because I’m still in bed because I’m busy and that’s why I’m still in bed.

Anyways here’s a story about someone sticking a pineapple up their vag and a photo of me patronising them by pretending to laugh. I hope you have a good deh.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I've read these threads for so long and never ever posted, but this comment has genuinely made me laugh when I'm having a pretty rubbish time, so thankyou x

My work here is done

Just remember, no matter what shit life throws at you, you're not Beggy Dingle and that is absolutely your super power