Niomi Smart #7 by her Royal decree, Joey is free

[Yel]

Thread title by @anonymousgossip

I tried to fit this one in but it was too long:

she’s not princess Diana and anyone who can take a bite of a raw unripened cucumber and look straight at the camera and say “delicious” is a psychopath that can move on from a long term relationship without emotions.

Tldr
On the last thread nims admitted that her and Joe Woodward had separated. She did her bes mlt Kate Middleton impression in the regal announcement to say every was ment to be and everything happens for a reason (during covid). It felt right but she was on the wrong path, it was magical and amazing - nims made it sound more like a smoothie bowl order where they messed up the and added goji berries (how 2015!) instead of white mulberries.

Nims was caught hiding popcorn on the floor from Joey.

Please add any more info I missed from the last thread.

There was this comment on her vlog

A tattler summed up their relationship with a thumbnail

 

[Lovelettersandlace]

This is getting embarrassing, someone take this girls phone away

 

[getawaywithit]

She is such an actor, it’s funny people can’t see it.

Acting like this is her passion and as though she’s a CEO launching the product line of her career when it’s obvious this was nowhere near the forefront of her mind at all these past 6 months, let alone the past two years. It‘s downright insulting that this girl just up and started an all day yoga teacher training this same week and is now pretending her line that she apparently developed herself is ~launching~ as if she did any real work on it or cares about it at all. She’s been doing non stop ads for tons of other companies just in this past month and has shown no interest or passion about her forthcoming products at all, let alone even a run-up of basic skin care centric videos that don’t even have to feature the products, she could just talk about skincare and her journey. She couldn’t make it more clear she doesn’t gaf but she’ll get away with it because everyone buys into her sickly sweet act.

She does the exact same “I’m so thrilled and astonishingly excited” tone of voice and face for EVERYTHING. For taking a tiny bite of beetroot cake to packing boxes. For India, for her relationship with Joe, for the demise of her engagement! She puts on the same act every time and it’s so tired.

This whole skin care venture is so weird it almost has shady vibes to it. Like, what is this a cover for? Lol.

 

[slamvs27]

She's not even vanilla, more like unflavoured..

 

[Sunshinelove25]

Of course she is! Sometimes yoga teacher training seems like a MLM scheme for posh white women.

Her Instagram post "only I could launch my skincare and start a yoga course at the same time" had me creasing. I'm sure it's really hard for her.

 

[Grizmond]

Not wanting to be the one to moan, but honestly wearing masks while walking down the street in the U.K. is NOT a requirement and anyone pretending they do so here like a saint is lying. Sure endless socialising in bars and restaurants might not sit well to you but in the U.K. the government incentivised the nation to “eat out to help out” all summer, and don’t pretend none of you did this... So what, NOW a few weeks later she’s the devil for doing it. Come now. Let’s be real.

 

[Curiosity]

First time poster here and not sure how to reply to posts, but i felt i really had to get some frustrations out. I re-watched her pre-India blog again (This is harder than i thought) after one of the posters uploaded it and she said (at 4:51) she had to cancel a meeting with Georgia because she "looked like this". She looked immaculate and better than i do on my best days. It would be great to wake up, look in the mirror and think "oh i look terrible today i'll postpone that meeting i had".

I feel quite bad for judging someone i dont know, but having struggled over the the last few months to even find work after losing my job at the beginning of the covid pandemic, i feel annoyed that someone can decide not to work because they "look like this". Heartreak aside, she lives a life of luxury and will never understand the every day challenges faced by the average person.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Omg, imagine if Niomi genuinely has no idea that Gleam delete comments for her and really thinks her comment are all just rainbows and sunshine...

 

[Catie miller]

I feel like saying someone has gone backwards by moving back to NH isn’t really fair. Regardless she is going through a break up and she is going back to a place she knows and loves. I don’t get why we are skating her soo much! I get the video about the break up wasn’t the most honest. But we see what’s on camera and she obviously doesn’t want to show the other side. I personally don’t bring my problems to work & i guess she wants to do the same. She is soo young, I just think everyone is being a bit cruel. Esp with covid - she might worry for her income etc

 

[Buffalonian0809]

I would love to see her date someone fun loving and vibrant and full of personality. She needs that. Her content tanked when Joe came along. I found him so dull, immature and lacking in any personality. An absolute bore. And it rubbed off on her. I really think he dragged her down in so many ways. Say what you want about Marcus but she acted so much more carefree, natural and lighter hearted with him.

I couldn’t make it past a first date with a guy like Joe. He brings nothing to the table except good looks and money.

 

[bumblebee212]

She had another one of those craaaazy, buuuuusy days, guys! They had to drop Daisy May off at school and meet the movers at the storage unit, and then she had to unpack. Gosh, I'm just happy I don't live such a hectic life, poor Niomi, no wonder she's exhausted, I hope she takes a self-care day soon!

 

[Whowhowho2020]

Isn’t Margot Robbie married?!

 

[mg95]

I was surprised to find out Charlotte is a nurse. She seems to come from a bougie family like Niomi’s so you would think she’d have a similar ‘not a real job’ lifestyle. She probably works crazy hours and was in the thick of it when Niomi was having a “dreamy” time in lockdown with Joe making oatmeal all day. She must be a very good friend to make time for Niomi when she has so much else to worry about. You’d think with being a nurse that she, and by association Niomi, would be more careful with eating out and mask wearing, etc...

 

[shoooook]

those sunglasses look like the ones you've got to wear after getting lasik... why hasn't anyone told her they're atrocious and do nothing for her!?

 

[FS123]

Lol does seem ironic she's doing a yoga course having just returned from the birthplace of yoga

Hopefully she’ll be inspired to go back to India post covid. Considering how much she felt at home there...

 

[Over_this]

The thing with that is she's just about consuming food. She's not got any creativity or worth ethic to spend the time to create recipes. The world doesn't need another book featuring recipes she copied and pasted from the internet.

She's through and through an influencer, her work is holding something up and saying how amazing it is. That's probably why she's so annoyed at being called an influencer and being outed as nothing more than an advert. All she does is tell people to buy what she got for free and is being paid to say how great it is,no wonder she's embrassed to be an influencer.

YES!! This is the point. She isn’t an expert in anything, she has her fingers in many pies and doesn’t seem to know what to focus on.. but at the end of the day she is just regurgitating information that’s been given to her.. or that she has heard elsewhere. I have always got the feeling that she is just not very intelligent. I remember when Joe found that basket of vitamins in the cupboard.. she called Agnus Castus “agnus cactus”. And she is supposed to be really into health and wellness and supplements etc. I can never take her seriously because she always seems eager to try things and learn things but never has the gravitas to be taken seriously.
This is a quote from her Grazia interview that she posted in her stories. Why would I listen to advice from someone that can’t say anything intelligent?

 

[trosivan]

Hi, long time lurker, first time poster, but this made me laugh way too much to not post it
liar, liar, smoothie bowl on fire

 

[lilamay]

Not to be controversial but I don’t really get the huge deal if she is deleting negative comments, a lot of influencers do way worse. I don’t think she is an awful person for trying to keep the page positive. There are lots of things you could criticise Niomi for (like hanging out with her gran after seeing a lot of friends) but not sure this one is such a huge issue.

I feel like commenting on her actual Instagram about how you have screenshots and evidence is a bit unhinged (says me who is gossiping on here). She doesn’t owe anyone having negative comments on her videos, if this person has such a moral problem with her deleting comments then just unfollow her .

I can't speak for others but it was more the gaslighting - pretending comments hadn't been deleted - that irked me, more than the deletion itself.

 

[H91]

I just remembered that she said to give Joe space as 'he's also going through this really difficult period' - could it have been a mutual break up? Most people probably won't say that about someone who dumped them. Just a guess.

I think she’s just trying to be respectful and although he broke up with her, a lot has changed for him as well this year. I think it has to be a difficult time for him just in a different way to Niomi.

I also reckon she wants to make it seem more mutual then what it really was. To post a video about asking your best mate to be your bridesmaid a couple of weeks before a break up is enough in itself to prove this wasn’t a mutual decision.

 

[ava2014]

What do you mean by the KM treatment? I d seen a few comparisons on here against her! I don’t really understand why she’d want to appear posher!

Because in her relationship she loved Joe way more than he loved her. She would give up a lot for him knowing that he wouldn't do that for her. If she wouldn't go with him to India he would go by himself. He just did whatever he wanted to do and came home after work to find Niomi who cooked a meal for him. She constantly says she is very independent but I don't think so. She did everything to become the woman that she think Joe would like: rich, always looking good, posh and nice. But I think deep down she knew that Joe has never loved her the way she loved him.