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☆MagicRoundabout☆
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New "tend book title" to add to our growing library guyyyssch! 
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Pollyanna263
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Mrs Hinch #509 Garage floors on Klarna while Roy the llama causes drama
Thread suggestion by me, I’m fank yoo 🥲
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards. They can’t contain swears.
James must have been a very good boy as he was allowed his friends round to play this weekend. Or 3 months ago, we can’t really be sure. It’s a shame he wasn’t actually anywhere to be seen while the Garage Floor guyz were dancing round the attic, he’d have been well up for that as a break from solo parenting.
There appear to be two areas with new flooring, one saying ‘Hinch Farm’ and one saying ‘Hinch HQ’ Let’s just hope the HQ isn’t in the master suite next to the bed to make Jamie think he’s the boss oi oi woo hoo ooo.
Seriousllama alpaca drama with Roy who is getting way too big for his size 5 boots, now confident to not only get into the feed store but to push his Mummaz into the corner until she gives him a treat.
It’s only a matter of time until there’s a disaster, and we have to hope no one is seriously hurt and Ronnie is not involved.
Hopefully some actual alpaca people are watching and will step in with solid advice for Mrs Hinch, who needs to remember she is not an expert on these animals.
Hinch Express this morning which means Soph is having Tuesday off as per usual, and probably Wednesday too! It must be exhausting editing your life for insta, poor thing needs a rest.
Thread #500 The Tattle Truths
This and the Wiki (pink button at the top) are a must read for any newbies, or Hinch doubters.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
Thread suggestion by me, I’m fank yoo 🥲
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards. They can’t contain swears.
James must have been a very good boy as he was allowed his friends round to play this weekend. Or 3 months ago, we can’t really be sure. It’s a shame he wasn’t actually anywhere to be seen while the Garage Floor guyz were dancing round the attic, he’d have been well up for that as a break from solo parenting.
There appear to be two areas with new flooring, one saying ‘Hinch Farm’ and one saying ‘Hinch HQ’ Let’s just hope the HQ isn’t in the master suite next to the bed to make Jamie think he’s the boss oi oi woo hoo ooo.
Serious
It’s only a matter of time until there’s a disaster, and we have to hope no one is seriously hurt and Ronnie is not involved.
Hopefully some actual alpaca people are watching and will step in with solid advice for Mrs Hinch, who needs to remember she is not an expert on these animals.
Hinch Express this morning which means Soph is having Tuesday off as per usual, and probably Wednesday too! It must be exhausting editing your life for insta, poor thing needs a rest.
Thread #500 The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
tattle.life
This and the Wiki (pink button at the top) are a must read for any newbies, or Hinch doubters.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
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HinchesSousChef
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Hello trolls. Been busy working a lot lately as exam season falls upon us. Anywhoooo.
I just wanted to respond to the Aldi thing from the last thread. I’m glad I’m not insane in noticing that the special buys often match up to what she has. However I don’t believe that she has a relationship with Aldi. I think her team are heavily involved in tracking the buying trends for each season. I don’t know much about this world but I suspect buying trends are all planned out about a year in advance and much like fashion trends all the major retailers are viewing the same trends -it’s just a question of sourcing ones suited to their price range.
So hinch shares welly racks and office chairs then a a matter of weeks later they are popping up in Aldi and Lidl and the range/ home bargains etc etc because she’s told to promote them in line with the budget retailers. This gains her money via her partnerships with other products sold in these places - P&G- but also serves to make her appear as a trend setter when she’s simply following what she’s been told to promote.
Hope that makes sense!
I just wanted to respond to the Aldi thing from the last thread. I’m glad I’m not insane in noticing that the special buys often match up to what she has. However I don’t believe that she has a relationship with Aldi. I think her team are heavily involved in tracking the buying trends for each season. I don’t know much about this world but I suspect buying trends are all planned out about a year in advance and much like fashion trends all the major retailers are viewing the same trends -it’s just a question of sourcing ones suited to their price range.
So hinch shares welly racks and office chairs then a a matter of weeks later they are popping up in Aldi and Lidl and the range/ home bargains etc etc because she’s told to promote them in line with the budget retailers. This gains her money via her partnerships with other products sold in these places - P&G- but also serves to make her appear as a trend setter when she’s simply following what she’s been told to promote.
Hope that makes sense!
Ray_of_Sunshine
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Absolute scenes at Greyskull! Happy Birthday Big Al 
motherofdonkeys
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I watched 'Tinder Swindler' on Netflix last night, looking forward to their exposé on our favourite 'Instagram Sham'.
It'll happen one day
It'll happen one day
HurricaneG
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Anyone seen the Instagram effect on BBC last night ? Still available on iPlayer to catch up. Lots about how influential these influencers are to younger audiences developing things like eating disorders etc.
I myself struggle with MH and Hinchs platform has a lot to answer for. After having my miracle son i felt like I was drowning (especially going through a global pandemic) i followed Hinch and was genuinely surprised that she was a mother to a boy close to my age and still managing to have a prestine house and do all these obscure weaning recipes when I just about managed a 5 minute shower per day. I couldn't do the exciting weaning as my son suffers with extreme allergies and I would blame myself everytime he got sick. I bought her book thinking it would help....it did not. As the days went on and i found this thread I could see the truth for what it is. I however still do struggle mentally from seeing Hinch and what she portrays. The perfect looking house, never worrying about bills, a body i could only dream of without any evidence of her exercising ever ? Two perfectly healthy little boys that she pushes to one side because playing tend Disneyland is more important to her. I could go on. She is just so damaging for so many people and I'll never forget when she said a GP wish they could bottle her up and prescribe her for mental health issues. All she has done is made mine worse !
I myself struggle with MH and Hinchs platform has a lot to answer for. After having my miracle son i felt like I was drowning (especially going through a global pandemic) i followed Hinch and was genuinely surprised that she was a mother to a boy close to my age and still managing to have a prestine house and do all these obscure weaning recipes when I just about managed a 5 minute shower per day. I couldn't do the exciting weaning as my son suffers with extreme allergies and I would blame myself everytime he got sick. I bought her book thinking it would help....it did not. As the days went on and i found this thread I could see the truth for what it is. I however still do struggle mentally from seeing Hinch and what she portrays. The perfect looking house, never worrying about bills, a body i could only dream of without any evidence of her exercising ever ? Two perfectly healthy little boys that she pushes to one side because playing tend Disneyland is more important to her. I could go on. She is just so damaging for so many people and I'll never forget when she said a GP wish they could bottle her up and prescribe her for mental health issues. All she has done is made mine worse !
Pollyanna263
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Sophie please protect your child. Alpacas aren’t pets; they’re wild.
Sophie please protect your child. Alpacas aren’t pets; they’re wild.
Pumpkins1506
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Nice comments from the bot aunties...
Icantwiththesepeople
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It definitely seems that way. When she keeps nervous laughing going on about how much she loves them it feels like she's trying to convince herself as well as her followers/nusty trolls that this wasn't one of the biggest mistakes she's made to date. I think she's seen the nicely behaved ones at petting farms and the like and decided Princess Sophie wants her own. But the ones at petting farms are kept well away from the general public, usually only fed with those grass pellets you can buy and have much bigger herds so don't see humans as a threat. You can see that Roy is the alpha and it's his job as leader of his little herd to knock his rival (Hinch) off her perch. I can see all this from spending like ten minutes reading a couple of articles about alpaca keeping and knowing almost next to nothing about them. She was probably too preocupied thinking about all the stuff she can buy for them and all the stuff she can make Weepy Al build and about how cute they are, to even think about whether or not they could be aggressive or dangerous (which they clearly already are). I would not be letting my children into an enclosure with them at all.
DisgruntledPelicans
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Things I've learnt today: I really fucking hate alpacas. I hate the way they run. I hate their fluffy legs. I hate their faces. I hate the way they stand and I find them quite revolting.
This little lesson came out of the blue as I previously thought they were quite cute and I even have a lovely photo from a few years ago of me and 2 of my children with one. But today they have just filled me with absolute rage for no apparent reason.
This little lesson came out of the blue as I previously thought they were quite cute and I even have a lovely photo from a few years ago of me and 2 of my children with one. But today they have just filled me with absolute rage for no apparent reason.
bob’syouruncle
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Newbie here (long time lurker) I was at our local garden centre (the one with the nice coffee shop) on Monday and Sofa was in there with Fiddle & Lonnie. Sofa looked very unconfident kept her head down and didn’t make eye contact with anyone! Fiddle looked like her bodyguard and was asking all the questions about merchandise and doing all the talking, don’t think anyone knew who she was anyway! I think this was the same day she was posting the garage floor?
Itsyspider
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For those lurking thinking "sweet Mrs Hinch is trying to help small businesses". Nope it's all for her gain 
candyland_
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She’s just blocked me. I only said it was an accident waiting to happen 
Missinthebackground
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They do not understand Ronnie. They ate intrigued by him as he sometimes has carrots. R is waving, not directing you absolute clampittttt. And someday one of the alpacas will kick or trample one them boys. All good and well giving them the run of the garden now, but what about during the summer when the kids deserve to be making use of the garden? They have to share with 3 smelly alpacas and play in their shit!!
FUUCKKKKKKKK she gives me irrational rage.
Hey hinch
Care
for your kids properly cunt
FUUCKKKKKKKK she gives me irrational rage.
Hey hinch
Care
for your kids properly cunt 
