Guess what guyzzzzzz? When I went for my social distance walk to my mum‘s garden last night, I was telling her about DaDoRonRon’s party cos obvs she wasn’t there because of the rules. You’ll never guess guyzzzzz - she told me I had a first birthday too! I can’t believe it, I’m sobbing with joy as it’s such a wonderful coincidence that both me and Tuftymanz had a first birthday! It’s like it was meant to be so next year, before his second birthday, I’ll check if I had one too because then I can make it all about meeeee. it might be worth checking with your mum if you had one too. Hope this helps ATV
My oldest is 32. I received a card when he was born which I don't have anymore but will forever remember the words
when I first had kids I took the path of narrating absolutely everything I was doing and talking to them (even as newborns) all the time. They were all early speakers, great vocab etc etc BUT - and this is really important - it seems to have ingrained some sort of rule in their psyche that they also have to talk all.the.time and now I haven’t heard silence in six years
Am I Kate to the party? I dunno. You could be Mary. Or Sophie. What about Jenny even. Even FredIt's made for using in the washer only ya dumb fuck.
Why do they ask such stupid questions?
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“Hi Soph, me and my partner met when we both worked at the same place. Even though he was in a relationship with someone else, I still got my massive claw into him. Now I keep him prisoner in my castle greyskull and run his little Instagram account and I’m sure nobody notices. He’s the vest! Hope this helps #bekond”
Actually, if you soak your oven trays in the bath with it, wrapped in foil, with a dishwasher tablet plus the poo of a unicorn and maybe some white wine vinegar and bicarb AND some zoflora, I think you'll find you get super clean, amazing smelling oven trays....It's made for using in the washer only ya dumb fuck.
Why do they ask such stupid questions?
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