Mrs Hinch #186 Henry won’t sleep without any supper. Feed him Ella’s like little brother

[Lemongrab]

I’m sorry am I missing something here, aren’t those mini greenhouses meant to encourage seeds to sprout early on in the growing season? Surely they are big enough and the weather is the right temperature for them to just be potted up outside? Why is she so backwardsI can’t even cope with her pointless tit

 

[rosalierae]

I doubt we will ever see Ronnie clambering all over his Mummmaaazzz banging kitchen pots whilst she begs for bedtime.
SS has her flaws but at least her parenting is more “real” than hinches.

Her face does my head in

 

[Cakeybakey28]

I’m sorry am I missing something here, aren’t those mini greenhouses meant to encourage seeds to sprout early on in the growing season? Surely they are big enough and the weather is the right temperature for them to just be potted up outside? Why is she so backwardsI can’t even cope with her pointless tit

I literally think her point in life now is to ‘sell snow to Eskimo’s’
Absolutely any old tit she’s selling she don’t even need a donkey jacket and flat cap lol delboy

 

[MrsK32]

I’m sorry am I missing something here, aren’t those mini greenhouses meant to encourage seeds to sprout early on in the growing season? Surely they are big enough and the weather is the right temperature for them to just be potted up outside? Why is she so backwardsI can’t even cope with her pointless tit

Spot on. They aren’t to keep plants in permanently. But I’m sure hinch will soon become a horticulturist.

 

[Good Egg]

New thread title suggestion: Mrs Hinch brand ambassador for Pampers... self absorbed and full of tit . ATV

 

[rosalierae]

Just watched her garden centre story again and had to laugh when she said she'd always wondered what the shallow basket was for and that she wouldn't know how to style it. Just buy one from Ebay, fill it full of cheap fake flowers, spray the fuckers with a toxic mix of lenor and zoflora, add a swipe up and hey presto! Millions of lemmings will copy you! ££££££££

‘Style it’ - duck off ya melt you wouldn’t know style if it smacked you round ya botoxed-up grill. Honestly I’m so sick of her tit

 

[Heyguysswipeup]

Erm... she does realise her Brussels sprouts are gonna need a huge duck off space to grow right.....? It’s not an individual sprout that comes from the ground hun x

 

[Whitelilac]

Have they got an allotment, because they haven't got anywhere at Hinch towers to grow that lot. 30 years old and completely clueless, Ma & Pa Barker must be so proud

 

[Missinthebackground]

I read that as "trace, I'm coming for you with my VAG"

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

She is aware that those plants, should they grow, are going produce more than one of each fruit/vegetable at a time isn’t she? I kind of get the feeling she’s expecting just one sweet potato to pop out when she needs it. Those plants need planting in a vegetable garden somewhere, they’ll be dead in a week in there..

 

[8WG]

“This week on the farm is my new fave programme”

Last week it was Power.

Her extreme, obsessiveness over “new things” is scary.
Looking for bits of grass to sit on to find four leaf clovers, potting plants, watching farm shows; how long do we think this will last before she moves onto something new?

 

[Brightstar72]

I think sitting in the back with your child is personal choice, my son is one in 6 days and I still sit in the back with him because I want to, I enjoy looking out of the window with him and telling him what things are ect, even if he doesn’t understand a word I’m saying, I think it’s sweet

What do you do when you need to be the driver?

 

[Lidl-by-Lidl]

She is aware that those plants, should they grow, are going produce more than one of each fruit/vegetable at a time isn’t she? I kind of get the feeling she’s expecting just one sweet potato to pop out when she needs it. Those plants need planting in a vegetable garden somewhere, they’ll be dead in a week in there..

Maybe she used to play Farmville on Facebook and that's what she's basing her knowledge on.

She's making me feel so ragey. Those poor plants.

 

[Emma20191988]

"I've watered them all, so we'll see what happens"... Think it takes a bit more than that love

 

[Cindy-Lou Who]

#Bekond

 

[Justapeep]

Erm... she does realise her Brussels sprouts are gonna need a huge duck off space to grow right.....? It’s not an individual sprout that comes from the ground hun x

Hahahhaha hahahahaha won’t she get a surprise

 

[Scousedolly]

I read that as "trace, I'm coming for you with my VAG"

Me too! I thought, duck me, you can’t be that low on content I mean, she wouldn’t have to go that far considering Trace is in the loft!

 

[hinchsumz]

She really boils my piss. How can someone be that fuc*ing thick. Did she not do basic key stage 1 in plants and seeds in primary. She is the same age as me and it scares me how dumb she is. Im no Einstein but for duck sakes do some research you dumb duck.

 

[Eat more cake]

"I've watered them all, so we'll see what happens"... Think it takes a bit more than that love

I could tell her what will happen but I dont think she'd like it.

 

[Missinthebackground]

“This week on the farm is my new fave programme”

Last week it was Power.

Her extreme, obsessiveness over “new things” is scary.
Looking for bits of grass to sit on to find four leaf clovers, potting plants, watching farm shows; how long do we think this will last before she moves onto something new?

I hope its soon. My family and husband are farmers, so I've no choice but be inflicted with every farming programme going. Its turning my soul to think I'm watching the same thing at the same time as her right now I can only imagine the questions she's asking vesty right now tho