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Your words
So funny
Your confidence
Baffling
Your belief that you can
Call
Yourself a
Poet by structuring
Your
Text in



Silly


ways

Is

dumb.
 
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emerald

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Rupi Kaur really convinced several people they can write any old shite, break it up into too many stanzas with too many

lines
and
call it

poetry
 
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NolanaLoo

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Can someone compile a list of every illness/health issue she's claimed to have had over the years? The irony of it all is that there's definitely something going on that she needs to seek help for and get a potential diagnosis for because her behaviour is just outrageously unhealthy and abnormal. Making dozens of sock puppet accounts, some of which she uses to literally have pretend conversations with herself, the right wing conspiracy theories, bullying other creators. Girl needs a therapist asap.
1.Depression
2.Anxiety
3.Psychosis
4.Orthorexia
5.Bulimia
6.Anorexia
7.Binge Eating Disorder
8.Body Dysmorphia
9.Undiagnosed ADHD (in her eyes)
10.PCOS
11.Vaginismus
12.Ectopic Pregnancy
13.Miscarriage
14.Postnatal depression
15.Postpartum hair loss
16.Milk blisters
17.Irritable bowel syndrome
18.Gluten intolerance
19.Lactose intolerance
20.Allergy to hair dye
21.Panic attack disorder
22.That neck and back problem she had from carrying baby pan around
23.Sleep deprivation
24.Alcoholism



I'm sure there's some I have missed. Feel free to add on.

Oh I almost forgot:

25.Cystic acne (which I do believe, you can see it in her old videos talking about having acne)

26.Traumatic birth (forceps, tearing, doctor abusing her etc.)

27.Chronic UTIS

28.Chronic Yeast infections

29.Chlamydia (apparently her ex gave it to her as he was cheating on her, not sure which ex)

30.Intense baby brain/brain fog

31.Pandemic brain fog

32.Social anxiety (she’s claimed to be an ambivert but in her recent interactions on Instagram she’s said she’s an extrovert)

Now in terms of her identity crises :


1.Bisexual (which I’m not in the camp of saying she’s doing it for attention or to be cool, sexuality is complex and I believe people can be bisexual even if they’ve always in been in straight passing relationships, therefore, I’m putting bisexual here because she’s said sometimes she’s seen herself as pansexual- so it highlights her inconsistencies but I’m not here to deny her sexuality ain’t my business)

2.Pansexual- has said she’s pansexual but prefers the bi label

3.Made Jessie feel odd for being ultra monogamous and not wanting to do open or poly relationships because Mel loved doing but then went on to say she’s…..

4. Now she identifies as a serial monogamist

5.Went Vegan for a while but said it caused her ED issues but is now back onto a vegan diet

6.Always had horrible exes (I’m not here to deny any abuse anyone has experienced, I believe all victims however, she’s retracted her statement saying she too was abusive so it is unclear. Not here to dismiss any victims, won’t do it.)

7.Says she’s pro choice but doesn’t like the idea of abortion and didn’t vote to repeal.

8.Has said she’s a feminist but then has said she’s not and follows the values of Jordan Peterson and spouts anti feminist, pick me mantras and statements

9.Says she experiences imposter syndrome

10.Lived in LA: said she experienced a mid twenties crisis

I’d also like to make a point but that pretending to have mental/physical health issues is a mental illness in itself. It is not a result of just being a cow or a pain in the arse it is a result of an illness- one has to be mentally unstable to fabricate such things. Thinking you are more interesting, valuable and popular because you’ve had several health issues is a mental illness. I’m not a specialist and I’m not going to diagnose her with Munchausen or anything like that but I think it’s safe to say that, that sort of behaviour is not normal healthy behaviour. Okay back to it,

11.She’s had covid health scares (even though she no longer believes in covid)

12.Has experienced poverty but said she’s always been comfortable


13. Made an entire video saying she's struggled with her gender identity and said she was androgynous and could’ve passed for trans and used that as a basis to invalidate people who identified as non binary.
 
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anon365

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I don't understand how her and Hannah are still friends. Hannah's new series of the hormone diaries has been so interesting, raw, honest, upsetting. Ive been really feeling for her with all of the tests she's had to have. It must really suck. She's also spoken about wanting kids now so she can potentially get her stoma reversed because *I think* she said she has an increased cancer risk the longer she keeps it? (Or something to that effect).

There's a lot on the line for Hannah and she's actually had a fertility journey to document. Mel didnt even have chance to tell people she was trying she got pregnant so quickly

I also don't like this idea that women could be doing more to prepare for pregnancy. So much of getting pregnant is based completely on luck and is nothing to do with how well you eat or what vitamins you take. It feels like it feeds into this really harmful narrative that it's the womans fault she isnt pregnant, and if she'd eaten a little better, drunk a little less, excerised a little more, she wouldn't be in this position.

This just really hacked me off because I really like Hannah and I think she's being really disrespectful tryimg to "give tips"

Rant over
 
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Ms.Marble

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I'm sorry for the double posting. But what the actual fuck. Like the right to a safe abortion and access to indoor dining are on the same level. WTF.
Make your point about the rules being arbitrary and the frustration you have with it but don't compare it to the right to a safe abortion.
It's Sunday evening and I am already done with her for the week.
 
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justwannaseethepictures

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Right excuse the rant but I skimmed through her video and she's after really pissing me off.
She has absolutely no right to give anyone any tips of things to do to increase chances of getting pregnant, she clearly has no fertility issues and has no idea what it feels like to not know if you can get pregnant at all.
She goes on about bullshit like 'research shows that women with too high a bmi can take twice as long to get pregnant' and talk about how it's important to keep a healthy weight. The BMI scale is completely outdated and inaccurate- you cannot tell someone's health from their weight. Furthermore, where are your sources for all the research Melanie? Facebook doesn't count. Also, women with actual fertility issues such as PCOS can gain weight solely due to their condition, and their fertility struggles are caused by their conditions, not by their fucking weight. Will she ever cop the absolute fuck onto herself.

At the end of the day, there is nothing you can do to speed along conception, it will happen when it happens. For some people like Melanie, it will happen so easily, and for others, it will be a lot harder to conceive. There is nothing you can change about your lifestyle that can actually be the sole reason that you did or didn't get pregnant.

She needs to stop talking about topics that she is not qualified to talk about. You are not a doctor Melanie, nor are you a fertility specialist, a dietician, or a teacher. You are nothing more than someone who talks to a camera with no skills whatsoever.
 
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notjust_vanilla

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Also when she mentioned parents having children far apart and the oldest can help with care... um no sis your kids aren't carers they're children
 
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notjust_vanilla

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Not the attachment parenting thing again...

New flash mels: some people don't have the luxury of being around their baby 24/7 due to work (even during the pandemic). Some parents can't breastfeed, some parent's can't safely co-sleep, and hell, some babies have to spent months in the NICU because they're preemie/ill. You're not going to traumatise your child by not doing attachment parenting. For someone who doesn't like to shame other parents she sure does it a lot :rolleyes:
 
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oicheliath

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Did she really just tell someone to celebrate their 40 day sobriety with a glass of non-alcoholic wine?! Does she not realise how bloody idiotic that is if the person has addiction issues?

Not everyone gives up alcohol for content and weight loss Mel.
 
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Chinese_whispers

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“maybe I went a bit
blind
from the blood loss”

thank god Emily Dickinson is dead or she’d be shitting herself over the competition.
 
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Chinese_whispers

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My sons dad died very early this morning of Covid related pneumonia but I’m sure indoor dining would have saved him. If only he could fly in a packed airport or eat a dinner inside a restaurant he wouldn’t have caught Covid and wouldn’t be reduced to a statistic. Fuckers, why didn’t he think to wait.

(Yes I’m on this thread instead of facing reality. Give me a day to do that). She’s a fucking idiot and I’ve had it to be back teeth with the lot of them.
 
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flibber

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I’m confused about why she is acting like 30/31 is an old age to conceive and cannot believe that she feels that any of the steps she took had an sort of impact. Obviously there’s many different paths to parenthood and many different ways conceiving etc. can be difficult and not discounting that. But 30 is surely a very average even young age by today’s standards? Also promoting a natural family planning app that has been roundly criticised seems very cynical.
 
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Dearreader

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Remember being 16 and going through your sexual awakening phase and wanting everyone to know that you know sex? Saying everything was orgasmic, that's so sexual and the like (cringe when ya think back)

Melanie has not mentally matured past sixteen. Scarletttt! pick me, pick me!!
 
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Nicki19

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Jesus Mel get an actual therapist and stop word vomming all over the web. She won't move with Thomas she just wants to use it as another martyr excuse. She's insufferable, so many mums have it tough with their partners work or their own work and they just get on with it and don't whinge, Melanie has had nothing but support from her husband and in laws and she repeatedly throws it back in their faces. She's an ungrateful cow. She also keeps saying she has "SO MANY JOBS" but she's been dropped by fabletics and I don't see any other brands clamouring to work with her, she just gets the basic influencer PR gifts to write about, and we know this book is her last 🤷‍♀️
 
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Chinese_whispers

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And yet nobody’s demonising the HSE for doing sweet feckall to mitigate a crisis that’s been happening for almost 2 years? Easier to just set the plebs on each other. Nope not buying it, sorry. But like you say off-topic so back to Mel. 🙂
hi, frontline HSE worker here. We’ve done absolutely EVERYTHING in our power to keep people alive and healthy. We’re not the place to turn public anger. Our government couldn’t run a bath but while the HSE is flawed in a lot of ways we’re doing the best with what we have.

but yes, back to melanie.
 
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Shan23

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Apologies if someone has posted this already (not had a chance to scroll back) but isn't she 100% using a filter here? She has ZERO shame. Also I don't have fertility issues but it still took us around 7 months to get pregnant which is fine and totally normal but towards the end of those 7 months I did start to wonder and was devastated every time it was negative so I cannot even begin to imagine the disappointment and pain someone with real fertility issues must go through. I would never in a million years pretend to be an expert on conception and basically make a video BRAGGING about how fertile I was. Nothing you do like diet etc alone will change that, it may help yes but it's not a surefire way to get pregnant especially if you have a diagnosis of endo or something like that. She is fucking thick as mince!
I also think natural cycles is fab if it's something that works for you but promoting something that can easily go wrong to young girls is just so irresponsible.
I am also so bloody sick of her fear mongering about EVERYTHING. I don't like chemical contraceptives either for me personally but to say they are a danger etc again is just wrong when they help so many!! It's so infuriating!
Agree 100% with this, she has no shame. My partner and I have been struggling for 10 years, suffered multiple miscarriages. Her fake fertility issues and now this are infuriating. Almost mocking I'd go so far to say, with her post on her baby upside down in her belly and I remember mothers day she went over the top. How she can now with good conscience pretend she has struggled with fertility and think we who have genuinely suffered will identify with her is fucking disgusting
 
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Chinese_whispers

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Must be a great little getaway they are having, Thomas is flat out on Twitter 😂


The sock puppet thread was by far my favourite Melanie thread/tied with twitter-gate "fash sympathizer" Good times.

That Lolita account was also assuring commenters that Thomas was definitely straight and had seen comments on gossip forums about women who had been with him. 😂

I remember a commenter also asked about Thomas's height and Lolita replied how he looked tall and about 5'8 😂



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Found the SS from a prior thread.
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"if he's gay then his dick has no idea" -I wish I couldn't read... I could have went a lifetime without reading that sentence.
 
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Marymoo13

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Omg guys my shark hoover has a hepa filter so I can just take it with me everywhere I go and breathe the fresh surgery level air 😍😍
 
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