Mason Mount #76 went to the Grand Prix with some grand pr*cks

[Geexoxo]

Thankyou to me myself and I for the thread title!

On the last episode of keeping up with mountana:

• Mason missed his penalty and the twitter teens and tumblr teen both went WYLD but for different reasons

• The season ended and our boy won player of the year and took his family out on the pitch with him

• Mason did a live stream with little Nath the sea sponge and we were told to trust the process with the perm

• Mason took a quick and quiet trip to Cannes and was spotted pretending to smoke a sparkler and showing of his dance moves

• He then jetted to Monaco with the cling ons in tow, met up with little Phil and Ruben, wore some questionable outfits all whilst flogging the google phone #AD

• We got exclusive footage of mason and our least fave insta hoe curtesy of @tinatheestallion


• England camp content coming soon…

 

[weite1]

Let’s cleanse this thread with some Noodle

 

[Bumblebee81]

I'm just going to say it again because we all need to rejoice this moment:

BEALES IS NOT THERE

 

[Bumblebee81]

Why are these girls so skanky???? The Vegas girls, the Miami girls, they all look like they need a good wash, a decent hot meal and an STI check probably wouldn't hurt anyone.
Maybe I'm just an elder and old fashioned but what happened to having a bit of class and decorum and making a guy work for it instead of having your kebabs on display from the get go.

I really struggle to get my head around is this REAALY the best bit of minge that our premiership footballers can get? It actually blows my mind how their bar is sooooo low. No wonder they only get stuck with with influencers as any decent woman with sense of dignity and self respect would run a mile from that kind of behaviour. Too much money and people bellowing smoke up your arse when you're young makes you this fucking stupid. It actually makes me physically sick..... now we know why beales is friends with them.... they're all the fucking same.....

 

[Smca53]

Honestly cba no girls can ever be linked to these footballers without randoms accusing them of being escorts. God forbid he just meets people going about his life or is introduced to friends of friends when he’s out

Anyway if the Miami girls were escorts he should ask for his money back

 

[amzi]

Zoom in giving jack the ‘that’s my best
Mate not yours’ look

 

[katiestewart]

 

[katiestewart]

The lower the bushes the larger the house old gardening saying

Mhmm what a curve ball in the debate #maybeitsallbush

 

[justabert]

 

[amzi]

I screenshot these off tiktok, there is no way it’s all balls. I’m starting a debate now, and it’s a good idea for a poll on the next thread
Is it or isn’t it balls?

 

[Bumblebee81]

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that’s it guys you’ll no longer see me on here anymore as I’m starting my new job soon. It was nice talking to you all but I have to move on and chase my dreams

I’m hungry all the time, does that mean I qualify too?

 

[Bumblebee81]

PSA
Benny has a girlfriend
The Red Bull girl

I am not shitting you, he has, and she's not a mongoose, she's stunning. Don't know how, don't know why, just don't know anything anymore.
We have entered a parallel universe where BENNY has somehow, got himself a girl

I AM SHOOK

 

[katiestewart]

 

[izzy93]

If Miles did that one it'll end up looking more like Lewis

or like that (sorry for the nightmares to come)

 

[Bumblebee81]

Why else do you think they all wear sunglasses in the club?!
A big generalisation but it wouldn’t surprise me

I honestly think he does this because he genuinely thinks that it helps him to stay under the radar and people won't recognise him. Really all it does is draw attention to the fact that some idiot is wearing sunglasses in a dark nightclub and then they realise that its footballer so it actually defeats the object of what he's trying to do

 

[MissDolly]

The day Mason was playing basketball was Friday LA time and the Declan photos are from last night (Saturday) because he only flew out yesterday according to the fish guys instagram stories Mason logistically had enough time to go to Las Vegas and be there but maybe you’re right and he was still in LA but who knows

Maybe he wore sunglasses and mask and hid under a drink promo girl again??

 

[weite1]

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Just reading some of the info on it now and they’ve got support from Nike (and other brands too) I wonder if that means that Nike helped in the clothes making process. It also states that you can only buy one item per person. Hopefully there’s not a full range of clothes if you can only buy one item. Need to find someone who lives in central London who can check it out for us and have a peek to see if mason is there and get exclusive photos for us

I got a ticket cause why not. I live in central London anyways. I shall be your insider spy

 

[Geexoxo]

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Tired looking noodle with his personalised luggage tag

Debs contact details on the other side just in case

 

[Smca53]

Declan looks like he’s enjoying watching the girls train a bit too much

Lauren doesn’t usually let him look at members of the opposite sex

 

[katiestewart]

Yeah idk what’s going on I’m too new to this thread to understand
I’m sitting here like this trying to work out what happened

Here is some pics of our beloved sock collection to lighten the mood