Mason Mount #76 went to the Grand Prix with some grand pr*cks

[Smca53]

yeah his dress sense ain’t the best when he has been styled which I bet he has been today but give me mason in joggers and a cosy hoodie anyday

I actually thought the outfit was a good choice, quite muted (for him) but daytime tv appropriate and smart enough. Lots of brain dead footballers would probably go on tv fundraising for charity whilst plastered in Dior or whatever so least him and his team had the sense not to do that

 

[katiestewart]

Maybe I’m just making this us but it looks like Summer is copying the way mason is walking with his hands behind his back 🥹

 

[Smca53]

Can’t promise anything. But I’ll compile a list of THE questions we want to know and ask

1) how big is it 2) can we have a photo of it 3) what aftershave do you wear 4) can you cook anything except the ‘special pasta’ 5) what happened to all your trainers 6) have you even seen Scarface 7) will you father my children

Oh and in honour of a former Tattler

8) what is your alcoholic drink of choice

 

[Bumblebee81]

I've noticed any football top he wears he always stretches the necks out on them

because he has a seriously thickkk neck, honestly, it's the same width as his head! Have a look, its highlighted even more with the short hair

the neck is level with his ears
It’s ok Mase, we still love you

 

[Miss Sally]

Tbf most the people going will be kids/teens/the usual cobham stalkers so I’m sure they’ll get us posts of content

You know who will wanna be there? The stalker girl with the cringe tattoos

 

[Bumblebee81]

My apologies to @amzi @katiestewart @weite1 and anyone else who feels like they’re currently in a spin cycle of a washing machine it will all make sense soon guys

 

[Bumblebee81]

I can’t make my mind up about the outfit

He's giving me Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air vibes

 

[amzi]

@katiestewart here’s another one to add to your collection. Boy is packing

 

[aac_124]

I know I’ve posted this so many times already and (I’m still new here so have no idea what’s happening) but some thread positivity?

 

[tinatheestallion]

i don't know if she's pregnant, but i wake up with 5 photos of my bf like this with a cheap hoe, i go to las vegas and cut his balls off with the sharpest scissors i can find for being an idiot who needs to go to las vegas to be unfaithful with the excuse of "it's Las Vegas"

 

[amzi]

#isitballs
#ithinkheispacking

 

[weite1]

More socks?

#itcantbeallballs

No Mason, that’s not how you get penalties.

 

[Bumblebee81]

@cpauli as you are in licking distance of Mase, you need to represent the FBC and establish the following please:

1) what does he smell like?
2) what is his favourite alcoholic drink?
3) how tall is he really?
4) is he wearing his special little pants?
5) what is the tattoo on the inside of his right arm?
6) has he finally given Beales the elbow?
7) The most important one of all..... is it all balls?

 

[louise0408]

yeah I’ve seen that he’s apparently in LA. I don’t think it matters where in the world he is. If he wants be the fabulous tour guide that he claims again then he’ll do it whether it’s London, Spain or America I just hope he post a similar photo from the boat trip in Miami sometime soon

 

[MissDolly]

Hope you all have a nice day

 

[Ceejay23]

The stalker has got a mase-versary cake (and is devastated she can't tag him)

 

[louise0408]

I’m so glad to see that mason turning his tags off insta has stopped everyone from finding him

 

[MissDolly]

#itsnotallballs

Mason Mount #77 Whatever he is packing, FBC will take it

then we can put all the options for people to vote?

 

[amzi]

I cannot imagine him sat on the sofa talking to them it makes me laugh I don’t know why

 

[Smca53]

no reveal, but it looks like a lily and the writing underneath has been added since the flower was first spotted in Miami

I used one of those apps to make the writing clearer, it says “pigeon king” in a nice font