Marcus Mitchell #44 Banned from spoons it’s a situationToday I’ve had 5 masturbations

[Flozzie]

Came over from the Charlotte Dawsy thread. The wiki on this guy is amazing, you guys crack me up . Felt like I recognised Marcus its been doing my head in but it came to me this morning. I think hes the human thumb guy

 

[Venom]

Not obsessed with you in the slightest, cunt. Just love the fact that no matter how bad things go for me IRL at least I know I'm not you

 

[Eyespy00]

Can you believe his jaundice eyes have seeped onto his eyelid, also doesn’t carry onto the small gap under his iris..
I suppose his meaty fingers couldn’t get that accurate on photoshop.

 

[elliebellieboo]

Jesus Marcus, they probably have a job, weird concept I know!

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Argh, I got through thread 1 on Chelsea Wright. I feel dirty and grubby after reading that!

Can't read the rest. She is that disgusting!

Anyone else afraid to start reading new threads incase you get to invested? This one already takes up more of my life that I would care to admit BUT I really wanna go look🥹

 

[spidermonkey]

“I had your back on X factor like you wouldn’t believe” what did he do vote a few times? It’s like he made her famous

 

[Jolie1988]

. Next time someone pays me a compliment:

Nice mustard top you have on there.

Thanks, I have ocd.


Crying

 

[Custardslice24]

Cut his leg,harassing Meg, still an absolute beg!

 

[Noseybonk]

Hi All. I have heard Marcus Mitchell mentioned on MANY other threads but thought I didn’t have the time to invest. Not being able to sleep I have read the whole wiki and I am horrified and gobsmacked! 🫣 With MM when I got to the end of reading the wiki and at first still had no clear idea how to feel. Part of me felt pity and thought he shouldn’t be on insta, that people shouldn’t enable him and he should even be sectioned. But… then having read this thread and thought about everything detailed on the wiki, it’s clear he is just a drama Llama and an attention seeking selfish tw@t! Sorry for the long post. Just two questions (as there are 43 threads still to catch up on) Who pays for his hotel room? Why hasn’t he been evicted from there yet?

 

[Venom]

my thoughts on that story

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Well it’s not me. I’m Marcus.

Marcus, it's Tom. Stop avoiding me I want my £80.

 

[Jolie1988]

He's got a fucking cheek saying we portray ourselves as perfect and he'd love a peek at our lives.

Na Marcus am up early each day to work full time with a debilitating and tiring illness, however I still managed the gym tonight. I am exhausted. I'm still not home as I had a few things to do. I enjoy a drink but I can only manage a few once a week because of my fatigue.

We get pissed off at you for being a lazy waste of space and using our hard earned tax payers money to be a waste man and drink all day and be a general cunt basically and think its amazing to be a loser and not help yourself.

Clear enough??

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

So hang on!!!! …. He WANTS to die of alcohol poisoning but is about to check himself in to the doctors because that group of simpletons who follow him have told him his liver might be packing in ?!?!
why bother if death is the end goal?

 

[pinkjerboa]

I love the hashtags used on the fake tik tok page #infection #ginger #meganmckenna #wetfarts #wetherspoonsban. Whoever created this, I love you

 

[KJ-2022]

The face you make when Sid doesn’t transfer your disability benefit but spends it on an all inclusive holibobs instead

 

[Youhavetobemessing]

Normally just watch here purely for the entertainment from you hilarious bunch but I just have to say.. if Shane Mc Gowan still has a liver after years of alcohol abuse and this absolute fucktard thinks that 3 months of drinking cider and watered down vodka does that to your liver I actually give up. Marcus babes that colour tan does nothing for you

 

[Apple In My Pie]

What is his obsession with holding up pieces of paper with his diagnoses on them? Hardly ever see him with a piece of paper saying ‘I’M A MASSIVE BELL END’ do you, and that’s the only true one.

I don’t think he has OCD either. I think he’s just a selfish, isolated, tit.

 

[Tammylfc93]

Fixed it.

 

[loveulongtime0]

When I’m in a crisis I’ve never thought “yeah I’m gonna take a picture of myself crying and post it with a self pitying caption” he’s an absolute wank stain.

 

[elliebellieboo]

The way he’s tried to make his eyes look jaundice is an actual joke View attachment 1344357

They’re fucking green , the absolute wet dressing gown sleeve!!