No, but the question is how much would it take for you to suck Marcus' toe ?
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I need £500 from you just for some compensation for having pictured that!!!
I want at least £500 per squirt
An excellent question that is. It honestly depends how much Aldi
I wonder if he's actually been to the docs? How awkward when it is CLEARLY fake tan! What must they think of him! 
Would love it if his doc joined tattle and confirmed what a complete self absorbed prick he is. And that's the official diagnosis
Would love it if his doc joined tattle and confirmed what a complete self absorbed prick he is. And that's the official diagnosis
If I was on my deathbed and sucking Marcus’ toe would revive me, please make a note that I want to be cremated and sausage rolls at the wake x
That would be juicy.I wonder if he's actually been to the docs? How awkward when it is CLEARLY fake tan! What must they think of him!
Would love it if his doc joined tattle and confirmed what a complete self absorbed prick he is. And that's the official diagnosis
Normally just watch here purely for the entertainment from you hilarious bunch but I just have to say.. if Shane Mc Gowan still has a liver after years of alcohol abuse and this absolute fucktard thinks that 3 months of drinking cider and watered down vodka does that to your liver I actually give up. Marcus babes that colour tan does nothing for you 
It's either fake tan, or he's used his mustard tarpauline T-shirt as a curtain at the window.
He’s ok beauts and he’s eaten 
deaths door to stuffing pasties. It’s a Marcus Mitchell miracle
deaths door to stuffing pasties. It’s a Marcus Mitchell miracle
Same, just let me die beaut, I'm fine
In his latest story of him stroking a poor white cat, his skin looks remarkably more ‘normal’. Trip to the docs has worked wonders!
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Marcus is that you beaut?
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Omg just had a thought
Has Marcus used fake tan hoping to go incognito at spoons today
just had a thoughtHas Marcus used fake tan hoping to go incognito at spoons today
That poor cat will now have trauma for the rest of it's life. Fearing of being crushed by the gunt that overhangs it.
If that cat could talk it would say
‘Don’t you dare touch me grubby bleep’
‘Don’t you dare touch me grubby bleep’
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Everybody squirts, sometimes.
Everybody squirts, sometimes.
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Omg
Has Marcus used fake tan hoping to go incognito at spoons today
How bizarre to love your fair weather friend and not your parents! Plus surely if you loved them you wouldn’t post such unflattering pics of them? He’s like a baby only ok when he’s with someone lolHe’s ok beauts and he’s eaten
Poor cat it looks fuming hate to think what germs Marcus hand has subjected it to!
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