This is getting so boring now Marcus!
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I had a few vinos last night because I'm an alcoholic it was Mr Pigs birthday.
That toe this morning has done me in! Cheers Carcus, can't even face my Rice Krispies now
That toe this morning has done me in! Cheers Carcus, can't even face my Rice Krispies now
So hang on!!!! …. He WANTS to die of alcohol poisoning but is about to check himself in to the doctors because that group of simpletons who follow him have told him his liver might be packing in ?!?! 
why bother if death is the end goal?
why bother if death is the end goal?
He just looks like he needs a good bath, a wash and his fake tan will come right off. He doesn’t need a doctor to tell him that!
I knew he would play this card honestly he’s such a cretin. Gosh if all it takes is drinking 4 bottles of water vodka to end up with liver failure how the duck am I still alive 
He really is pathetic . I knew this all along but this recent playing at being an alcoholic has put the tin lid on it. He’s actual quite dangerous as he’s clearly googled symptoms and is trying to convince others he has it. The level of manipulation with him shows someone who is in full control of their faculties
Just need a shower beaut, that’s not jaundice, just the filth
Well here we go again, as we all predicted. The ‘am I yellow?’ polls. Dear god - the toe, the heavy breathing, his FEET… Can he get any more disgusting?!? 
You can even see the fake tan streak on its foot
I am in awe of how he's gone from a casual social drinker to fulltime boozer with a failing liver in three months!
Living life in the fast lane!
Living life in the fast lane!
Yes of course you are a funny colour Marcus.
You haven’t left your (slum) room for days
Get yourself out side in the beautiful sunshine otherwise you’ll end up looking like something out of Twilight !!
Disclaimer - he will NEVER look like anyone out of Twilight !!
You haven’t left your (slum) room for days
Get yourself out side in the beautiful sunshine otherwise you’ll end up looking like something out of Twilight !!
Disclaimer - he will NEVER look like anyone out of Twilight !!
Probably bleeping Rickets the twit
Oh I just love waking up to feet in the morning, like I wasn't depressed enough, thanks mate
So what is it?
We are all gonna see him living his best life soon.
Or dead in August.
He can't make his mind up!
Ps I hope its the first option, as much as I'd miss this thread.
We are all gonna see him living his best life soon.
Or dead in August.
He can't make his mind up!
Ps I hope its the first option, as much as I'd miss this thread.
Do you think he knows there is a song by cold play called green eyes?
He says the underside of his feet are blobby. I googled it and it seems like it's a new illness as nothing comes up. Imagine how much money he could earn with science right now
His whole f*cking body is blobby. That’s not a medical condition, that’s just eating shite, no exercise and drinking 4 bottles of voddy a day
I was searching through baby photos on my phone this morning (feeling nostalgic as ours is growing so quickly!)
I typed baby into the search field
and looked what popped up
september 2020, must have been when MarcusPhil Mitchell was at his peak. I must’ve found this meme funny and screenshotted to send to someone.
how times have changed….
I typed baby into the search field
and looked what popped up
september 2020, must have been when Marcus
how times have changed….
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Ok so let’s pretend it isn’t just a layer of filth because he never showers/changes his clothes/leaves his pit… If anything he’s probably got scurvy, because that mountain of melted cheese has literally never eaten a piece of fruit or a fresh vegetable in his life.
ETA: Google it Marcus! It can be your new ‘obsession’. Thanks beaut I’ve got OCD.
ETA: Google it Marcus! It can be your new ‘obsession’. Thanks beaut I’ve got OCD.
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