Lydia Millen #193 Pardon the garden we‘ve no time to dine - busy with cosplay pretending all’s fine…

[Namima]

High five Glynis.
Double high five.

 

[simplithebEST]

Bitch stole my look

 

[Chlamydia Millen]

I am actually furious with what that Space NK woman has said to all those ungrateful fucking influencers whilst they are sat sipping champagne on the Belmond. She thanked them all for their support from the bottom of her heart..... WTF. These women get GIVEN products for FREE!!!!!!!! They don't part with their hard earned cash like their actual customers do. I spend £1000s a year at Space NK and I don't get a trip on the Belmond. Does she not realise if they got offered a paid partnership through another brand, they would be off. Their is no loyalty from these greedy fuckers. I actually feel embarrased for Space NK.

 

[Namima]

She isn't doing everyday vlogmas just her usual twice a week uploads that will end on 21st. Tell me you have no content without telling me you have no content

I guess planning the Vow Renewal has taken up alot of her time ie. the team's time, or no one's RSVP'ed and they've had to cancel it ... The friends list is growing shorter by the day.
Or brands have not taken the bait for the provision of free good and services.
Or Lydia will release the footage of the vow renewal as a 2 hour movie on YouTube.


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The sunglasses.
Omg did Ali pick up his gran's sunglasses by accident ?

The pout.
Lips Boofant.
Yikes.

 

[Greentrees]

A Happy, Jolly, Festive Christmas Wreath

Lydia’s Joyless, Miserable AF Christmas Wreath

Did Lydia get the memo that Christmas is supposed to cheerful and merry.

 

[Allexie01]

Can you imagine anyone wealthy who lives in the countryside saying 'posh'???? She is a peasant, and a poor one!

Can we have the big hair pic?

Liedia Millen - fake pearls and pyjamas

 

[K18]

I am actually furious with what that Space NK woman has said to all those ungrateful fucking influencers whilst they are sat sipping champagne on the Belmond. She thanked them all for their support from the bottom of her heart..... WTF. These women get GIVEN products for FREE!!!!!!!! They don't part with their hard earned cash like their actual customers do. I spend £1000s a year at Space NK and I don't get a trip on the Belmond. Does she not realise if they got offered a paid partnership through another brand, they would be off. Their is no loyalty from these greedy fuckers. I actually feel embarrased for Space NK.

I remember when I worked for several beauty companies and I was incandescent when they started working with influencers. While our commission and discounts were being reduced, our gratis product was being taken off of us, area managers were using contract loopholes to reduce hours and sack people they were taking influencers to 5 star hotels in Morocco and other destinations. Lavishing them with more free stuff then any member of staff had ever been given and then made us sit through ‘training’ where we had to listen to how well the trip went. Made me sick to my stomach.

 

[Themoomoo]

She never fails to wind me up at least once per month!! That photo of her sprawled over three chairs makes my blood boil. I agree with all that has already been said on here. Too much overindulgence not enough goodness in her body.

When my mum had cancer, we were in the Guys Hospital Cancer Unit in London. My mum was so poorly, she couldn’t sit up. We’re were waiting for a bed for hours not once did my mum lay on chairs. She placed her head in my lap. We sat like that for hours, until they found a room for my mum to lay down before she was admitted. My mum had terminal cancer and passed away a month later. My mum was not ‘ill’ like Lydia!!! My mum had dignity and respected others. Only a child would lay out like that. Grow up Lydia not everything is about you!! Shameful it really is!!

 

[Milking Keynes]

#194 Sprawled across three chairs at the NHS, perhaps you should consider drinking less

 

[Allexie01]

Pretending to be playful and wacky…..

Yikes the nose and chin!

!

 

[Peppypoopar]

How to look good in a hat versus Lydiot

 

[thedevilwearszara]

In the most recent vlog, a passive aggressive rant about the colour burgundy. “People are even having Christmas trees this colour this year. I’ve had a burgundy tree for years”

Christmas trees past:

If you are going to document your life online stop lying you top tier narcissist

 

[K18]

And the tweed outfit with the satin Manolo. Just NO.
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The Aavelle and Goelia clothes just look frumpy. Her styling is very dated. And the hair - half up half down ponytail with the velvet bow - makes her look even more dowdy.
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And with every outfit, Lydia was scrunching in the back of the jackets to make them tighter.

Photo dump of the outfits :
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Her legs look very thin here.

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This outfit reminds me of Nancy Reagan circa 1988.
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As if Madam will be wearing anything (clothing-wise) that sparkles.
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This dress is so ugly and unflattering on her. The sleeves looks so cheap Just emphasises her broad shoulders and the Watford Gap between her boobs. And her arms ...
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And Lydia throwing herself up with "Everyone is now doing burgundy Christmas trees and I did it ages ago." Girl, you copied that idea off Pinterest ... which means others were doing Burgundy at Christmas way before you.


Has Lydia ditched the Nose and Botox doctor ?
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The slick down look is not a good one.
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She is more Camilla than Catherine

 

[Allexie01]

Just had a squiz at littul Aldi's Christmas wish list......

Deer Santy Claws

Pleeze can yoo arrainge for mee to git given theeze presents:-

A monocle
Some plus 3's
A shooting stik
A monogrammmed pinky ring
A coat of Alms, (cashmere of course, non of that nasty polywotsit fabric)
Jacob Rees Mogg's taylor's phone number
Jacob Rees Moggs phone number
Another pare of ballet slippers, (velvit this time)
A dead pole to channge my name to Alloyishus, (make it a long one, we need logs for the fire)

Thank you
Yore obediant survent

xxx

 

[MichiganGal]

First of all… THIS is one of the lewks for the Christmas intro. Wow Lydia… so festive… NOT

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And sure doesn’t sound like she was sick AT ALL!!! Any guesses what she needs a specialist and lots of tests for?


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She won't get to the cause of her problem because she won't be honest with the doctor. Her problem is twofold. She has an eating disorder/low calorie intake with very little protein AND she drinks far too much and seems to binge drink. She places far too much emphasis on clothes size especially in the waist area. I actually feel that she looked better and thinner when she was toned. Now she is thinner but, in some respect, looks stumpy because she is short and untoned especially in the legs and waist area. Her body takes in absolutely no good fuel, only carbs which means she is running on sugar and then drinking wine which is more sugar. No problem Lydiot, just call your life coach and she will tell you that you are just fine, and it is the rest of the world that is f#$ked up. Ali, gird your loins because if she gives up/cuts back on alcohol and sugar at the same time...it won't be a fun time in the bungalow. Also, why does she always go to emergency care and not her doctor via a scheduled appointment? What warranted the emergency? Vomiting, dizziness, rapid heart rate (anxiety?), or pain? Maybe reality has started to set in and living in a fantasy world isn't all fun and games and as easy as it once was when she was younger. She needs a real therapist, too. One with a medical degree who can see through BS.

 

[Julia123]

WIN for Gemma for getting Lydia to be excited about the DEAD AF wreath full of all the dead stuff she was about to trash. You can literally hear it in her voice “yeah I thought you’d like that”

Nothings says “welcome to my home” for the holidays like a wreath made of dead herbs that look like they will burst into flames at any moment. That’s ok though… no one wants to come over to this house of horrors and no food for any holiday.

I literally feel bad for this sad horribly dead wreath who has to hang on the door of the house that no one wants to visit.

It’s basically barbed wire! GET OUT! Hahaha

 

[Cmkchick]

Lydia- ‘Ali, take a picture of me lying down in the vets and we can say I’m at the urgent care centre’
Ali - ‘of course Mrs Millen-Gordon. Do I get a gold star on my chart? Am I allowed to ask why?
Lydia - ‘Its almost Vlogmas and I have no content so need an excuse not to do it. My poor minions will feel sorry for me, mwahahaha fools!

 

[Oops...]

REALLY! A tweed frock with silk Manolos?

If she’s a fashionista I will eat my neighbour, her two dogs AND her stately home!

I need to lie down! I may be gone for quite some time...

Cough - fugly - cough...

 

[coconochanel]

She isn't doing everyday vlogmas just her usual twice a week uploads that will end on 21st. Tell me you have no content without telling me you have no content

 

[Oops...]

@Oops... Please leave your neighbour alone

Dearest, my neighbour remains intact, untouched and very much tickety-boo!

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To borrow a tattler’s phrase “If I had to see it. You have to see it.”

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(and besides the outfit, hair and jewelry being totally unflattering… she put that giant fake gold watch overtop the cheap sheer sparkly sleeve).

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S’no good, I’m done having watched that clip!…
Just getting into my ambulance now! They think they’re losing me…

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Uncanny…