Lydia Millen #193 Pardon the garden we‘ve no time to dine - busy with cosplay pretending all’s fine…

[blue-orchid]

First of all… THIS is one of the lewks for the Christmas intro. Wow Lydia… so festive… NOT

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And sure doesn’t sound like she was sick AT ALL!!! Any guesses what she needs a specialist and lots of tests for?


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I could tell her what to do to improve her health.

Stop drinking like a fucking fish.

Stop eating just beige slop.

See a legitimate, licensed therapist.

The end.

 

[claredeloony]

I don’t watch her anymore, not since Slurgate. But those stills of her at the hotel, with the bow in her hair: why is she dressing like a 1980s Sloane? She doesn’t look monied, she looks dated. Her outfit of choice these days makes her look like she’s a very old looking 14 year old off to the Gymkhana.

 

[Greentrees]

WHAT in the actual F are they wearing?

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And WHAT in the actual fuck are those shoes?!

And Lydia looks like one of the ugly step sisters in Cinderella, going to the ball.

 

[toomuchstuff]

WHAT'S WITH THE GARDEN

Just watching Alis flog now, that lazy bloody bitch, she has done nothing in that garden or the greed house.
I know its UK and gardening is a whole other world (compared to Oz) but seriously the garden doesnt need to look like this in the winter surely. Could she not rake a few leaves, pull some weeds and what about the dead veg in the veg beds. I am just gobsmacked, I know she wasn't that interested in the gardening but hells bells that just looks like no one lives there. I cant see any amount of twinkly lights are going to make it look any better either, even a reindeer with lights up its arse wont improve things Ali.

 

[blue-orchid]

Her calling the mini trim in May "The Big Chop" is beyond ridiculous.

I've never known anyone to be this dramatic and delusional about hair.

What an absolute nutter.

 

[muffintop13]

I had a few spare mins so thought I'd create a new thread. I've yet to catch up on a few pages so prepare for spam later!

Thanks to @Oops... for the cracking thread title!

Lidl is still a twat pass it on.

 

[Namima]

I don’t watch her anymore, not since Slurgate. But those stills of her at the hotel, with the bow in her hair: why is she dressing like a 1980s Sloane? She doesn’t look monied, she looks dated. Her outfit of choice these days makes her look like she’s a very old looking 14 year old off to the Gymkhana.

And the tweed outfit with the satin Manolo. Just NO.

The Aavelle and Goelia clothes just look frumpy. Her styling is very dated. And the hair - half up half down ponytail with the velvet bow - makes her look even more dowdy.

And with every outfit, Lydia was scrunching in the back of the jackets to make them tighter.

Photo dump of the outfits :

Her legs look very thin here.

This outfit reminds me of Nancy Reagan circa 1988.

As if Madam will be wearing anything (clothing-wise) that sparkles.

This dress is so ugly and unflattering on her. The sleeves looks so cheap Just emphasises her broad shoulders and the Watford Gap between her boobs. And her arms ...

And Lydia throwing herself up with "Everyone is now doing burgundy Christmas trees and I did it ages ago." Girl, you copied that idea off Pinterest ... which means others were doing Burgundy at Christmas way before you.


Has Lydia ditched the Nose and Botox doctor ?

The slick down look is not a good one.

 

[Namima]

The kitchen garden has gone to pot.

Such a mess. Where's the prettiness of Josie's garden ... the lovely herbaceous borders ... or as Lyds says "boarders"

And Ali has been cleaning the greenhouse and looking after the lemon trees. Madam has the attention span of a gnat.

Really, Lydiot follows through with absolutely nothing. Ali deserves all the hard slog doing the laundry, making beds & cooking as well as the long days toiling in the garden, looking after the chickens and dogs as he enables her laziness.

I don't feel sorry for the doofus at all.

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The view of the wildflowers and GP Surgery Bunga from the greenhouse.

It's quite a depressing garden.

Yikes. Lyds must be p*ssed off with the Nicholsons crew. Wrongly so but ... it's Lyds, always someone else's fault.

 

[coconochanel]

She is working overtime at trying to be a Z list celebrity. She 100% wants to get on TV. Will it be strictly? Dancing on ice? I’m a celebrity? Celebrity big brother?

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Fucking hell her agent is working overtime. She wouldn't even look twice at Stacey off her own back as she's not posh enough.

 

[blue-orchid]

May I present “Thanksgiving with the Millen Gordon’s” But seriously... LOTS of americans have their xmas tree up for Thanksgiving Dinner so there you go!

Had to cut it in half because it was sooooooo long!

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I'm dying here of laughter.

Their faking intimacy and romance in this intro is hilarious.

Sorry but they haven't seemed like a happy couple for a very long time.

They truly seemed in love and happy in their little townhouse.

The bigger the house got, the bigger Lydiot's head and attitude got.

Now that her career and money train are coming to a halt, will Ali stay?

I doubt it.

If he does, then he's doomed for a life of drama and lies. His choice.

I only see her getting angrier and meaner as her career burns out.
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I stopped following Lydia a year or so ago and just trying to understand, why if she wants to move, is she building outdoor kitchens, buying chickens etc etc? Is it just a fantasy or is she actively looking?

When one is blacklisted by brands and no one wants anything to do with her except little brands throwing teeth whitening strips, razors and toothbrush freebies her way, then one has to create content.

She has nothing.

No brand has sent her anything, all the big brands have dropped her from their invite list. None of her successful peers like Vic, Tamara, Amelia seem to want anything to do with her.

From her renovations to her kitchen garden, to the dogs and then the chickens, it is ALL because she has no other content.

That's why I knew there would be no Vlogmas either coz no major brands want to work with her anymore.

One can only sit in their room in their disgusting dressing gown and yap to the camera for so long.

 

[becky bloomwood]

She is more Camilla than Catherine

She’s more Cruella than Camilla

 

[Julia123]

WHAT in the actual F are they wearing?

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What the fuck is she wearing in her latest post?!

the back bit makes her look like a chicken

lol same wavelength!
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Looks like a Christmas tree!

It’s bad enough that the fabric is a quilt off of a bed in the 1960’s but WHY is she wearing a jacket with it?!

And his jacket…: wtf

 

[Milking Keynes]

I hope they all send her some fertilizer or slug pellets !
If you don’t know what to give, a gift card is the best idea, but then that has a price. Overdue seeds are free. Really a very strange present and very unthoughtful! Money must be tough like really tough.

And then to gaslight us! She referred to the seed giving presents on the last vlog actually saying ‘You guys are soo dramatic.. so exxtra.. I never said I was giving people packets of seeds as Christmas presents.... oh, yes, Lydia gets extravagant presents and then gifts packets of seeds in return heee heee ... oh, no.. hee hee

Except that IS what you said, lovely. X

 

[blue-orchid]

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She actually think a Hermes bag goes with every single outfit. It does not.

Sadly, she is so caught up with believing this branded, expensive bags elevate her and show others she has wealth. Again, it does not.

A nice evening clutch would look so much better with what she's wearing.

It honestly stuns me there are so many daft sheepies of hers that look to her for fashion advice.

She's an absolute joke.
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You think they donated any money?

That's a definite no.

Remember....this is the same chick that happily took free groceries repeatedly during Covid lockdown.

It's also the same twat that did not go on a honeymoon coz she couldn't get one for free.

She's cheap and if she did donate $, she would have shouted it from the mountaintops.

She's a narc through and through.

 

[ThatGirlAnna]

Okay...Vlogmass intro winner this year is clearly Leonora, followed by Josie at number 2, then Lydia, then Victoria. Really really loved Leonora's! You can see that she put in a lot of work and thought into that, even though she's used video footage from previous years. Felt and looked very festive.

But...Leonora is also completely extra and over the top, bordering on annoying so there's that too. She's just uploaded an hour long video unboxing Christmas decors featuring penguins, guided sausage dogs, shiny moose, stuffed santas the size of eleven year old boys, baubles galores, ribbons, pheasants etc. You name it, she's got it. Josie's house looks like a haunted forest with all the wreaths and flowers strewn across every surface; while Leonora's look like January sales for the unsold Christmas decorations at a department store. It's comical watching these grown women try to outdo each other with all the fake enthusiasm and over the top decorations

 

[gvt]

That intro was so cringe!

Dancing in the kitchen was probably inspired by the Beckham's at the end of their Netflix series. I've never seen Lydiot and Ali be affectionate in their videos!

did he “playfully” slap her ass??? On the lawn? How Christmassy….🫣

never in the history of vlogging has he done something like that. “Pretend we’re happy and atttacted to each other” ACTION.
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That intro was so cringe!

Dancing in the kitchen was probably inspired by the Beckham's at the end of their Netflix series. I've never seen Lydiot and Ali be affectionate in their videos!

Never an original idea……..ever

she copies everyone! she is so try hard….. she doesn’t know what to do and then is just all over the place.
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I'm dying here of laughter.

Their faking intimacy and romance in this intro is hilarious.

Sorry but they haven't seemed like a happy couple for a very long time.

They truly seemed in love and happy in their little townhouse.

The bigger the house got, the bigger Lydiot's head and attitude got.

Now that her career and money train are coming to a halt, will Ali stay?

I doubt it.

If he does, then he's doomed for a life of drama and lies. His choice.

I only see her getting angrier and meaner as her career burns out.
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When one is blacklisted by brands and no one wants anything to do with her except little brands throwing teeth whitening strips, razors and toothbrush freebies her way, then one has to create content.

She has nothing.

No brand has sent her anything, all the big brands have dropped her from their invite list. None of her successful peers like Vic, Tamara, Amelia seem to want anything to do with her.

From her renovations to her kitchen garden, to the dogs and then the chickens, it is ALL because she has no other content.

That's why I knew there would be no Vlogmas either coz no major brands want to work with her anymore.

One can only sit in their room in their disgusting dressing gown and yap to the camera for so long.

And YET AGAIN her reasons for not doing vlogmas are manipulative and total bs…..she really has to work hard at hiding the real reasons.

Last year remember what she said to cover up no invites? “ I’m such a homebody”…..then the minute she gets one She's there in a heartbeat.

Basically anytime she has no work it’s all about “finding her true happiness, and being her authentic self” as the reason for this career failure or that.

I bet she wishes she could close her eyes and have the holidays be done because it draws attention to her failing career and how bad her relationships are with her family.

Basically anytime she has no work it’s all about “finding her true happiness, and being her authentic self” as the reason for this career failure or that.

 

[Vercat]

That intro was so cringe!

Dancing in the kitchen was probably inspired by the Beckham's at the end of their Netflix series. I've never seen Lydiot and Ali be affectionate in their videos!

 

[Julia123]

Omg I saw you all posting Ali’s story so I went to take a look.

I’m hahaha all this dramatic footage with the AD coat and then next scene… dramatically panning and filming his “sick” wife at the doctor. I’m sorry but who films thier loved one like this and posts? Total attention grabbers both of em.

 

[coconochanel]

You know your career is going down the pan when you are forced to spend the day with Stacey Soloman and pretend to be friends.

Lydia's career R.I.P.

 

[Greentrees]

Another coat that will never see the light of day. We might see it on Depop one day. Maybe Depop Dee is still depoping her clothes somewhere.
That coat looks like a robe, although, I can't workout if the coat looks like a robe or if it's giving me hip hop/rapper vibes, all she needs is a thick gold chain, some bling and a rhinestone crystal grill on her teeth. haha

Where does she store all these coats she is given. What does she do with them, besides not wear them! Does she send them back? Or are they in the pretend Bag Vault too, or is there another Vault called the 'Coats that are never worn Vault' cause lord knows she has received far too many for one person. Maybe she chucks them all in giant plastic bags filled with coats, waiting their turn to be sold, and puts the filled bags in the bathroom in the Wisteria room, she uses as a storage room, with all the other stuff she has in there - or more like the Listeria room with the broken toilet full of bacteria and gunky filth. Its a mystery.