TheBabeWithThePower
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Hey I'm Shilly.
I'm 36 and married with two kids. I found the first person with a penis and a pulse on my first day at uni and clung to them for fear of the horror of being alone.
I am unimaginative and nowhere on earth could contend with London, you plebs.
I fell into a lucrative "career" at a time when all you needed to be was thin and white to be successful.
My last and only achievement was getting a degree so I'll roll out this fact forever more despite the fact it happened 15 years ago. I am a pioneer of my industry which consists of grabbing freebies and having no morals.
My party trick is doing something wildly uninteresting with my face. My son can also do it and that's reason #35786 why I like him more than I like HER.
Don't be mean to me or I'll have a wobble and need another two weeks holiday.
In 2023 I had too much time on my hands so filled it with copying others creativity and patting myself on the back.
My goal for this year is to drain even more of your money, sanity and lifeblood.