Lily Pebbles #47 A slime trail of lame 🐌

[TravellingPants]

I’ve just watched her Berlin vlog. She seems amazed to find that there is a river running through it. She lives in London…

Also does she not realise that the majority of cities have been established near water either for transportation, drinking water or both…?

 

[Tigerwhocametotea]

I hate it when influencers do this, act like marking things as an AD is such an inconvenience and really confusing for their followers to understand! It’s not hard! They just don’t like doing it as it shows just how much free stuff they are getting

I normally just lurk on this thread so sorry for barging in, but this has made me so mad. Why are none of them open about the affiliate link being valid for eg 30 days on that website, even if you don't buy anything when you initially click through? It is SO sneaky. No wonder so many of them pop handy Amazon links to things.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

BREAKING NEWS
"When it's really hot and sunny, trees provide like the perfect amount of shade. So clever!"
-Lily Pebbles, 2023

 

[PineappleQueen19]

Lily talking into that stupid fluffy mike while she’s getting her brows done in the middle of Selfridges has sent me

 

[consumerism makes u free]

I can't get past BEING A TRUE LONDONER MEANS KNOWING WHERE TO TAKE A FANCY DUMP. I mean...what does that even mean. Why is she so desperate for credentials she's bragging about toilets. There's surely plenty of true Londoners who don't know where to take the sweetest piss because they haven't made a living roaming shopping districts.

I like that immediately after she's at Missoma. You've been some kind of beauty/style/garbage influencer for 15 years and you're showing me the jewelry equivalent of a chain restaurant like that's fucking something. But whatever, she knows a good toilet in her town.

 

[martaS]

Come to think of Lily Pebbles Martin Garnham from London, UK, only this ghoul can make her past self somehow less stupid than her future self. I mean she's stupid everyday, but it worsens everyday. She's blazes trail on the daily. She's the Benjamin Button of density.
There has to be an award for such an achievement. If there isn't, I propose we create her own category. The Idly Whinehouse Award, or something.

Lily Pebbles #48 She's the Benjamin Button of density for a title thread 🫣

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

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God it's so hard to decide what the worst element of this is!

I think I've got to go with the shoe choice but it's a toughie.

 

[Mooms]

I hate it when influencers do this, act like marking things as an AD is such an inconvenience and really confusing for their followers to understand! It’s not hard! They just don’t like doing it as it shows just how much free stuff they are getting

 

[peppin]

i think stories like this really show how judgemental and small-minded lily is bc she would 100% judge someone's food choices and therefore she presumes everyone would judge hers when in reality no one gives a fuck if she eats 2 potatoes or 45 of them

 

[MissD]

Exactly. And I hate the “when I’m gifted something I have no obligation to post”. Sure, but Arket aren’t going to send you monthly vouchers if you never talk about their clothes, are they Lily?

 

[PineappleQueen19]

In the spirit of Christmas a reminder of when Anna alerted everyone to Lily’s family breaking lockdown rules - Lily tried to pass off pics of them eating leftovers on Boxing Day as her Xmas dinner but her & Rich were dressed down and the table wasn’t even set and Anna highlighted the lack of gravy (an essential for Lily). And it became clear they all broke pandemic restrictions to have their last Xmas day together in the family home before her parents downsized. When Lily couldn’t style it out she deleted the stories and went to ground

 

[Hally34]

She’s so aggressive about everything. Her sister kindly hosts Christmas and Lily snarking at the size of the potatos. When has she ever made Christmas dinner. Never fucking ever. Even in lockdown she went to Mummy’s to collect her Christmas dinner. Also was very much not judging 2 potatos when you’ve got 2 Yorkshire puddings (which have no place in a Christmas dinner to me but each to their own) and stuffing. Looks like a totally normal portion of Christmas dinner.
I’m sorry but if I’m cooking Christmas dinner then I will cook the potatos the way I and most of the family like them. Not how my spoilt ungrateful rude sister wants them…
Also the way they portioned up all the leftovers as they fight over them is so ridiculous. Surely the hosts who cooked the bloody dinner get first dibs on the leftovers. She’s a joke.

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

How much time is she spending staring at her desktop to be concerned about the picture on the background? I’ve never been ‘distracted’ by my desktop background because I hardly ever bloody see it.

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Ahahahahaha this has sent me.

This is the most Lily of Lilyisms ever, imagine having the time to think or care about your computer background
Just sat there staring at nothing for huge portions of the day.

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

Lily moaning about tourists again, whilst being at a very touristy area in London, in December no less.... sigh.

I enjoyed the glimmer of self awareness where she said "I've got a really busy day, well, not really, I'm going to the osteopath"

 

[londongirl2001]

Love how the London bit is the only one that got a heart not her husband or kids.

 

[Flossyforest]

I was astounded to today learn that not only did she invent being an influencer, she also invented being a female podcaster. What. A. Trailblazer. 🫶

 

[Hally34]

She can’t realise what a privileged arsehole she sounds complaining about caring for the children (she choose to produce because that’s what you have to do after you get married obviously) during school holidays when she has flexible working and can take the time off. So many working parents struggling this week with some nursery’s closed, some open, some schools back, some not, some have inset day etc. she’s trying to be relatable when she works a 4 hour day spread over 16 hours.
I’m sorry but I am also so fucking done with parents I know complaining about looking after their own children that they planned to have. It’s not other people’s problem that you have to juggle work and kids. It’s your problem. If you begrudged taking care of them don’t have them. And they look at you like you wouldn’t understand if you don’t have them yourself. Ok bye.

 

[PineappleQueen19]

I have noticed the influencers who claim ad declaration to be “soooo complicated” often tend to also be the ones who complain that instagram “isn’t what it used to be” and can it please go back to being fun (aka wall-to-wall undeclared ads).
Kindly fuck off, you and your greedy mates are the ones who turned it into a relentless QVC shopping channel.

 

[fidgetjo]

How much time is she spending staring at her desktop to be concerned about the picture on the background? I’ve never been ‘distracted’ by my desktop background because I hardly ever bloody see it.

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Omg that shameless beg for a sponsorship!
I can't

I'm sure you were Poobles, I'm sure you were.