Lifewiththeaustins #6 Deans no more,Megs still a bore, dressed like a 40 year old on crack.

[randompenguin]

Do you remember being little and trying to convince your parents to give you a day off school? The fake poorly voice and the dragging yourself round to prove your point…

she’s still not as pale as she is when she’s got makeup on

 

[Shinyhappy]

That kid will be coming out nose first with those genes

 

[Motherhen24]

Looks like the same spread Meg had at her wedding

 

[Camelandchicken1]

“AYY MACARENA”

 

[randompenguin]

Lady Dracula

 

[Custardcream13]

I’m not usually one to slate peoples appearance but Deans forearm is bigger than Wish Deans upper arm honest to god what a downgrade. Even wish deans hair is

 

[jessicaday]

Imagine giving up your family to spend evenings drinking squash from a fosters pint glass. NOTHING could make me leave my cosy lovely home to spend an evening with a bloke in his box room that stinks of lynx africa.

 

[Camelandchicken1]

Her stories this morning are disgusting, if you’re well enough to be fucking around filming and editing yourself megan then you’re well enough to manage your symptoms at home. Piss taker. You probably have a water infection from wish deans manky little pecker if the state of his box room is anything to judge his personal hygiene on.

 

[Goldfish]

She’s a full fucking mum and she’s posting insta stories of them in bed naked with her hickeys on display

 

[InspectorGadget99]

 

[Shinyhappy]

Excuse me if my boyfriend wanted to wear a pac a Mac out to dinner I’d be telling him to stay in the car.

 

[Anon1235]

Sorry guys but I now fancy Dean He’s a great dad, he’s looking hot and he’s handling everything with such class.

Now if he’d only fix his teeth, he’d get a solid 9/10 in my books

 

[Shinyhappy]

Someone get the girl a bottle of St Tropez and a mitt for gods sake

 

[ShropshireGal]

Let’s just say Dean isn’t all that, I wouldn’t be too quick to judge. (Not a friend or a fan of Megan’s either) Dean’s been ‘secretly’ bouncing from girl to girl without them knowing. He’s all for show and boasts about being a good person when he lies and isn’t honest to any of his conquests instead leads them on until something else comes along

but are his conquests kept away from the children? He’s a single guy, whether he’s a dog or not is his business. If he’s introducing them all to the children then he’s just as bad as she is. If beg was bed flitting then that’s her choice, as long as they weren’t around the children. That’s my main issue with it all anyway

 

[Camelandchicken1]

Dean is looking so so well, I had a scroll through his Insta out of boredom and he’s deleted most traces of Meg, he was so skinny & pale during their relationship he looked half dead - the smile was so fake as well. He’s had a lucky escape.

 

[ShropshireGal]

i’m howling at all of you while I can’t see the attraction, I do have to agree he looks so much healthier! You can see how sad he is though, he must miss his kids terribly!

 

[Shinyhappy]

Are we putting bets on her trying to get this one to come early again? Maybe he’ll give her a sweep at 30 weeks for some real good content

 

[Longtimelurker10]

What’s borderline sepsis? I thought that was something you either have or don’t?

It’s what you write on Instagram when you want some attention to feed your ego.

 

[randompenguin]

I know this isn’t the case but seeing that Christmas pic it’s almost like her n Dean broke up and she got the closest resemblance she could do the neighbours wouldn’t notice n nobody would suspect a thing she’s such a looney

 

[ShropshireGal]

Do you know what’s really wound me up about this… putting aside the fact she’s being an absolute drama queen for the gram not once has she mentioned her children. I know they’re with their dad, they’re safe, so of course she’s settled in that respect. But seriously, not one mention of hoping to be better so she can get home to her babies??