Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Catherinez]

It’s the open mouth laughing face as if someone is there making her laugh but no one is there, gives me the ick thinking she’s making herself fake laugh for these photos

 

[Readread]

Hahahhahhaha I just remembered the time one of her neighbours let her take their dog home for a few hours and she thought she had adopted it and found its new forever home then they asked for the dog back

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why is she pouring the syrup over Charlie’s pancakes?? I’d be well hacked off if I was him. Just concentrate on your own food little miss piggy.

 

[Readread]

Sorry for changing the conversation but I still can't get over her bringing that pampas grass thing downstairs for her photo the other night hahahahahaha she is absolutely crackers

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Marijuana potatoes, fucking dead at these subtitles
Sea batter has making a reappearance has made my day though.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Says the tone deaf woman who’s constantly posting Parksy pants. But remember, if you’re struggling to conceive or have suffered a loss, she sees you

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Bet the girls have long since been roasted and served up with chips.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Guys, just letting you know she's posted a story of him in NICU. It's because when he was born PREMATURELY he was in NICU. That makes him an NICU 'graduate'.

Just in case any of you missed it.

 

[Readread]

Nothing like her Mum gloating about how much weight she's lost on Char's post about how miserable she is Make it about yourself why don't you, Claire! If you've lost so much weight on SW maybe tell Char to stop eating chips every day!

 

[Weelegs]

I cant wait for the pics of our Char at the top of Mount Everest scaffell pike with her surgically attached handbag and her pampas grass vase

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Fake cheesy smiles, walking for miles, parksy bump, still no engagement ring grump

 

[here2snoop]

Not new but always a lurker before now...

I had my baby around the same time as Charlotte - he was full term but also spent some time in NICU. It was horrible but as he was only there 10 days (almost the same as Parker) I really don't consider myself a 'NICU mama' or engage with all that content on social media...It was hard and horrible but such a tiny portion of his life so far and as difficult as it was, I just don't think our experience is comparable to those parents whose babies spend longer in NICU.

Am I being too harsh?! I just feel like I've had a similar experience but still don't really see why she's goes on and on about it so endlessly!..

 

[Weelegs]

The outfit post... I'm most baffled by the fact she has trailed her vase of pampas grass down the stairs from her bedroom and into her kitchen and just randomly set it by the cupboard to take a pic? Ya gal is bonkers!

 

[Chablis1]

Imagine the packed lunch and snacks she’ll take with her though.

 

[Hello Kitty]

She's so ridiculous, she woke her baby up to get a fucking photo for her instagram even though she has a billion identical ones

Also why does she need a notepad to organise her 'busy' weekend, literally all she'll be writing down are the places she's going to eat!

I miss her 'to-do list' that she used to do a few years ago

-pay bills
-have a shower
-remortgage house (every week)
-breathe
-cook chips
-go Asda's

i may have added some on there for a laugh

 

[Byewiggy]

Ugh her latest reel is the most cringe thing I have seen. Char you should miss who you were because all you do now is post the same shite about your kid that everyone has already seen & nobody cares about. Relatively sure the surgery she had after birth was a lobotomy.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

He'll be on steak and chips by the weekend.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

thinks turnt is a word but knows what a lateral incisor is good old Google

 

[Alexlilz]

"I would look at the clock and it would be 3pm and I hadn't drank or eaten"

What about the 758 coffee shop lunches and brownies Char? Does she actually think we're stupid?!

 

[Byewiggy]

There she goes AGAIN on her god damn hamster wheel. NO ONE has forgotten you had a child and you gave birth early, then Parker was NICU blah blah blah. It's like a tic she's got to repeat 50 times a week, she has Parker centric OCD for real.

 

[Eyeseeyou]

Unfollowed. Totally fed up of the constant sickeningly boring baby spam.

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