Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Hello Kitty]

She's so ridiculous, she woke her baby up to get a bleeping photo for her instagram even though she has a billion identical ones

Also why does she need a notepad to organise her 'busy' weekend, literally all she'll be writing down are the places she's going to eat!

I miss her 'to-do list' that she used to do a few years ago

-pay bills
-have a shower
-remortgage house (every week)
-breathe
-cook chips
-go Asda's

i may have added some on there for a laugh

 

[ChampagneBox]

I miss her 'to-do list' that she used to do a few years ago

-pay bills
-have a shower
-remortgage house (every week)
-breathe
-cook chips
-go Asda's

i may have added some on there for a laugh

Which ones are made up because they all look spot on to me

 

[Hello Kitty]

Which ones are made up because they all look spot on to me

Breathe and cook chips . She may have added those on the list at some point though

 

[Fairypop]

I miss her 'to-do list' that she used to do a few years ago

-pay bills
-have a shower
-remortgage house (every week)
-breathe
-cook chips
-go Asda's

i may have added some on there for a laugh

You forgot the weekly car MOT!

 

[ChampagneBox]

Present for the swim instructor? Is that for making Parker Pants the next Michael Phelps? You just KNOW she’ll be the most extra for teachers end of year presents 🥱

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

You forgot the weekly car MOT!

Wash hair

 

[Fairypop]

Present for the swim instructor? Is that for making Parker Pants the next Michael Phelps? You just KNOW she’ll be the most extra for teachers end of year presents 🥱

The fact she literally wrote “swimming instructor” on it

 

[ChampagneBox]

Bored at work so scrolling through her page…she used to be so pretty! and a lot more likeable lol and Charlie used to feature alot more on her page…

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Bored at work so scrolling through her page…she used to be so pretty! and a lot more likeable lol and Charlie used to feature alot more on her page…

She looks like a different person!

 

[Byewiggy]

She looks like a different person!

Must be the Mum haircut that makes her looks different

 

[LittleRa]

This is around the time I started following her- I was actually searching for a holiday at the place she was at at the time and searched tags of the location on insta and that’s how I found her, I actually liked some of her meal ideas then and she seemed relatable like a “girl next door” type. I think she gained a bit of popularity and then thought she was going to make it as an influencer and gave up work, then obviously doesn’t make enough from insta etc. She’s always been dim though. She strikes me as someone who can’t find their niche- she’s tried lots of different jobs but no career/vocation, she’s tried graze boards, the chickens, she’s always on to the next thing. Now it seems Parker is her only interest.

 

[Jojoo]

Not knowing the swim instructors name after so long is just rude not funny! Also not often you have a photo of the 4 of them… scroll down char you have loads

 

[Readread]

I miss her 'to-do list' that she used to do a few years ago

-pay bills
-have a shower
-remortgage house (every week)
-breathe
-cook chips
-go Asda's

i may have added some on there for a laugh

She always seemed to take Charlie’s car to the garage too

This is around the time I started following her- I was actually searching for a holiday at the place she was at at the time and searched tags of the location on insta and that’s how I found her, I actually liked some of her meal ideas then and she seemed relatable like a “girl next door” type. I think she gained a bit of popularity and then thought she was going to make it as an influencer and gave up work, then obviously doesn’t make enough from insta etc. She’s always been dim though. She strikes me as someone who can’t find their niche- she’s tried lots of different jobs but no career/vocation, she’s tried graze boards, the chickens, she’s always on to the next thing. Now it seems Parker is her only interest.

She was really pretty and took care of herself back then. Now she seems to think it’s cool to just not give af and eat shite all day every day and do zero exercise.

 

[ChampagneBox]

I know you aren’t meant to say this these days but she looks so much better skinny

 

[Theonethatgotaway]

I know you aren’t meant to say this these days but she looks so much better skinny

She's not long had a baby but she dosent half help herself with the tit she eats!!!
With amount of walking she does and quit eating chips everyday, she could easily tone up nicely. But equally she looks like she's happy with her body and that's the main thing tbh

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

She's not long had a baby but she dosent half help herself with the tit she eats!!!
With amount of walking she does and quit eating chips everyday, she could easily tone up nicely. But equally she looks like she's happy with her body and that's the main thing tbh

I think she is happy, she’s been quite open on her insta that she was miserable and unhappy when she was a lot smaller.

 

[Pumpkinspice]

She looks great no matter what she weighs. She’s a moron though

 

[LittleRa]

She's not long had a baby but she dosent half help herself with the tit she eats!!!
With amount of walking she does and quit eating chips everyday, she could easily tone up nicely. But equally she looks like she's happy with her body and that's the main thing tbh

While It’s true she’s not long had a baby, she was getting her gunt out for engagement on insta posts long before falling pregnant.

 

[Freckledredhead]

Bored at work so scrolling through her page…she used to be so pretty! and a lot more likeable lol and Charlie used to feature alot more on her page…

She's got Charlie's seed. He's irrelevant now. Just good for paying the bills.

This is around the time I started following her- I was actually searching for a holiday at the place she was at at the time and searched tags of the location on insta and that’s how I found her, I actually liked some of her meal ideas then and she seemed relatable like a “girl next door” type. I think she gained a bit of popularity and then thought she was going to make it as an influencer and gave up work, then obviously doesn’t make enough from insta etc. She’s always been dim though. She strikes me as someone who can’t find their niche- she’s tried lots of different jobs but no career/vocation, she’s tried graze boards, the chickens, she’s always on to the next thing. Now it seems Parker is her only interest.

She's not career orientated at all. She'll whatever job pays enough for the lifestyle she wants. I think all she ever wanted was what she's git now. At home mum and housewife who lunches. Oh look at me and my perfect life. She just wishes she made enough money from ig to show off even more. And yes she is dim. Very dim. Almost uneducated type of dim.

 

[Weelegs]

Jeez the 'one year since we found out we was pregnant' stories are just too much! Is she going to share her memories of the whole pregnancy until Parker pants turns 18?