keepingupwithkirstylea #16 Hopes for a proposal in Dubai instead Dan’s taken her to Rye

[thenoodle]

The face on the tv is how we all feel about this relationship

 

[thenoodle]

keepingupwithkirstylea #17 The only thing keepingupwithkirstylea is her weight

 

[indigoipswich]

Omg her shoutouts to Adele she had no idea who you are Kirsty.

Thread title suggestion: only ever hungry for a babybel, forever being ignored by Brit school pal Adele

 

[Shinyhappy]

BRING BACK GARAGE WORKOUTS - GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

 

[hustle_truffle]

HOW can you hate potatoes? First off they taste of nothing and second you can make them into absolutely anything. She is an idiot.

She’s rammed enough chips and roast potatoes down her neck over the years. The pics are all over the gram. She’s mental.

not forgetting potatoes in the form of hash browns, mash, chips and crisps are all absolutely fine, cos she’s posted those over the past few weeks. Walking contradiction

Kirsty “I hate potatoes” Dowling.

Mash!

Roasters!

New potatoes!

Sweet potato fries!

Jacket potato!

Wedges!

Chips!

Hash browns!

I’ve finished now

 

[Dd29]

To sum up the 5 hour talking story
I calorie count... But I relax on the weekend
I watch my sugar content in things.....but I still eat chocolate, crisps and make yummy cakes. I have lost weight...but I don't weigh myself. I can't wait to get the garage into a gym...but I'm so busy if it has to wait a few months that's fine I'm not bothered.
I don't eat for the sake of it....but if I'm not hungry I'll neck a protein shake.
I'll walk everyday....but if it's raining I'm not walking.

 

[BettyBeau]

Bet Penners shags like will from inbetweeners

 

[Moonflower]

Why does she write as if she’s in primary school and giving an account of her holiday. Hahaha

Yes! In my holiday we went to grandma's. We went for a walk. We had an ice cream. I had vanilla and Dan had chocolate. Dull dull dull.

Saying goodbye to a premier Inn honestly she's like a parody. It's like a car crash but I can't look away.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Seriously begging that engagement!
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Am desperate to tap the top of his head with a teaspoon

 

[Whateverrr]

She’s got a busy clinic & some fillings today hope she’s not too stressed

I can’t tell you how much this annoys me. No Kirst, you do not have a three hour surgery. There is a three hour surgery going on at the place of your work that you have NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ARE THE BLOODY RECEPTIONIST TOU WON’T EVEN BE IN THE ROOM !!!!!

 

[Shinyhappy]

If this gym doesn’t have tyres for her to flip then I don’t want to know.

 

[Rabbit!69]

Not something I wanted to read whilst eating lunch

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Makes a point of refusing to watch England play, shuts herself away in bernie back bedroom to watch a film instead. Said a piss take apathetic "it's coming home" to Daniel and says it's just not for her.

Posts about England winning twice this morning on her grid.

She will jump on any bandwagon even if it's not something that's "her"

Oh, and she's posted on stories. Such a fucking creep.

 

[Gobbylurker]

‘Both our dads names are called Mick’

*our Dads are both called Mick
*both our Dads are called Mick
*our Dads are both named Mick

 

[Smith290419]

Well Kirst has surprised us all with her weigh in today! Seems she is actually doing something right with her weight loss?

Until I see it written in her book I'll never believe it

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

If you need to improve your sex life in the honeymoon first year period then one of them are doing it wrong

 

[professional.lurker]

Also (sorry I've just had a little catch up ) the absolute audacity of this woman to post a mindfulness journal when we all know in order to use one you need to possess a mind

 

[Chloe123456]

I wish my waist was this small

 

[Noone1234567]

Hi I am Daniel. I am 33 and I am nearly 34. My girlfriend is called Kirsty. She is 31 and nearly 32. My birthday is 28th September. Kirsty’s birthday is 28th September. We have the same birthday.

I asked for a nice girlfriend. I got Kirsty.

 

[HateTheGame]

Kirsty on the doors in a nightclub in South London..