I can’t believe a week ago I was sat with tears in my eyes watching that ‘troll’ video. 7 threads later and my heads gone! The biggest shocker for me is the pregnancy scan shit, I just can’t
Here’s my 2am input.. no tea, just an essay!
I have had my makeup done by Katie since she started peaches & had makeup lessons from her there a few times . Without sounding patronising she’s always seemed really naive and a seeker of ‘fame’. Not for herself but really into the reality life. She ALWAYS mentioned the Kardashians and TOWIE. I remember Peaches getting asked/offering to do Amy Child’s makeup and because of how Kate was they give her the job and she was over the moon! I had no bad words to say about her, always nice and friendly (that voice grates though...urhhhm!). Everything seemed to change when she became the face of sleep in rollers, it was like she got a taste of something and was biting for more. When she announced she was leaving but going mobile I was dellllighhhhhted as it’s easier for me. I booked in for 2 events there and then. Well, her first salon/academy comes along so suddenly (first taste of her unorganised business ways!) I had to get in touch with her to ask about my apps to be told she wouldn’t be mobile I’d have to come to her. Oh sound yeh, trekking to Syren street in the arse end of town on the morning of a wedding! I booked in to the salon for two more occasions she cancelled the first so I left the next. I’ve kept her on Instagram and at first I though, fuck me she’s flying here. Going all ‘boss babe’ and in demand. I was hearing people say they felt sorry for Peaches the way she was taught by them and then tried to outdo them with some exclusive salon. The thing is though, they’re masters of the trade, they’ve stuck to what they know and perfected it. They’ve evolved with product lines and their exposure with bloggers and MUA’s. Katie has tried to just out do every thing and everyone she’s ever come across and the whole ‘jack of all trades, master of none’ comes to mind. I just never understood why she never got somebody to manage her social media seeing as she was ‘top of her game’. How can you be organising courses, promising qualifications including basic skills when every post is littered in mistakes. It just shows the target audience for the courses are school leavers who can’t see past the certificate that will lead to a Range Rover and ‘cinema room’ (that’s called a living room where I’m from). Shout out for that infamous shed, I hope to god for her sake it’s some rigged out Narnia instead and she didn’t build everyone up for a black shack.
From a serious point though she really needs reporting for those government funded courses. A prerequisite of these is to give these students basic skills such as English and Maths. If it’s true she was asking girls to lie about those units, she’s basically defrauded the government and technically should have to pay those course grants back. As for the spin off companies (i discovered I was following that car lease one Somehow the other day too after reading here!) sounds like her accountancy is as transparent as her mucky palms! No wonder she’s like shit off a shovel tryna grab fivers for her course or is it £60?or £10 today? I can’t keep up!
I’ve been in Oh Darlin’ (Oh snarlin’ kills me!) for a treatment and yes it looks the part but any place that has staff sat talking and openly bitching on the same sofa as a customer doesn’t deserve repeat custom. I really can’t hide my feelings with my face and I was annoyed, when that Cheryl came in she did make a point to come and talk to me as I was sat like a dickhead in the middle of colleagues. That lad hairdresser has a horrible tongue!! So I had a nice experience with Cheryl but now I’ve found her Instagram
I feel like I could write a paragraph on each post made sorry
I’ll go back to lurking for goss and story updates now. I got repetitive strain injury tapping though her 78499493 stories before I realise you could swipe to the next person
Fuck me that was well longer than I thought, sorry. I’ve invested a good few hours/days of my life into these threads. I needed that
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