Joe Wicks #8 Never with the kids or wife, constantly living the single life.

[Blahblahahaaa77]

He isn’t depressed because of the COVID restrictions. He was able to use the lockdown to his advantage and ram his self proclaimed ‘nations PE teacher’ title down our throats, as a family they got to go to Mexico, he’s been able to purchase a £4m mansion, he’s been on numerous biking holidays, he got to have a 10 course tasting menu for his birthday, he got to live it up for a week with Soccer Aid in a fancy hotel, he’s had his family over most days and done whatever the hell he wants for most of 2020. He’s pissed off that Marley cries like a normal baby and didn’t follow the Wean in 15 rules to the letter, it’s obvious that he hates him and Rosie adores him like a normal mother, this probably causes arguments and he feels like Marley is ruining his saint like baby expert title! Try living in the real world Joe... people are losing their jobs, haven’t seen family members properly for months, can’t afford an Aldi shop never mind have a Masterchef finalist pop round to cook for them. Life’s shit right now Joe and a few burpees is not going to change that for a lot of people!

 

[Newbie mcnewface]

Lurker here first post

Joe wicks getting an mbe is a kick in the teeth to every nhs worker in the country

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

I think this is a perfect example of be careful what you wish for! On paper, he’s got a millions in the bank, a beautiful family, a ‘model’ for a wife, two houses and the perfect life but in reality he’s sat on his own eating cheese at 1am, feeling depressed and looking miserable as sin. He seemed much happier when he was just another influencer skateboarding with his mates and living in a tiny flat!

 

[Heyguysswipeup]

Didn’t realise he gave birth to 2 kids

 

[choccydigestive]

A comedian couldn’t write what happened next.

Joe pleaded passionately with the nation not to let themselves feel down, to not veg out and do nothing and go for the chocolate but to commit to 30 mins of exercise and movement a day to improve their mental health. He then told us all he was going to exercise to get himself out of his rut and his moving IGTV was posted.

Switch to Joe’s stories and you’ll find that what Joe actually did next was sit at his dining table with a gift hamper and cracked into several cheeses, chutneys and crackers until it was gone midnight.

 

[Hellobaby123]

I’m new to all this, but once my friend sent me this when joe was staying in a hotel and had said it was going to be hard as he would be away from
His girlfriend and baby for 10 days, there’s a woman in his bed in the back

 

[Lynx]

Just read the following comment about Joe online:

"No way I can tolerate another lockdown if it is all about this curly haired tw*t again".

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Joe is blaming his current body on having two kids! Exactly WHEN did he give birth to them?! He mumbled something about ‘being up all night’. I hope his abdominal muscles and pelvic floor aren’t too badly affected Twat.

 

[Basicbasic]

Just to recap, since the new National restrictions came in to force two weeks ago, Joe the Bellend has ;-

Rented out a £5k per night luxury bolt hole to film some more YouTube content to add to the 456789836278 others he has filmed this year (in other rented very expensive properties).
Bellend Joe has recently moved into a £3 million mega mansion but this is not good enough for his YouTube content.
Under the guise of work Joe took Dozy Rosie and the kids away for a few days. It is highly likely that other members of his family / friends were there as well as “crew”.

Spent a few nights in the penthouse suite at the Langham. This was #gifted to him as part of his Children in Need PR Stunt along with the entire snack aisle of the local Tesco.
Bellend Joe spent the night before his challenge in the Langham to get a “good night’s sleep”. Getting sleep in a £3 million mega mansion is difficult for him to manage for some reason.
He said he was going home the following night to see Dozy Rosie and the kids but despite living under an hours drive away, stayed in the Langham again. His brother was with him and possibly Dozy Rosie as the kids were with his Mum.

Spent the day filming and getting pissed with Jamie Oliver & Sam Smith. This is ok though because he had two Covid tests.

What a bunch of privileged knobs, the lot of them. As for the photo, sickening to see 4 multi millionaire wankers stood there making even more money whilst breaking ALL the rules and having the absolute arrogance to flaunt it! Talk about white male priviledge, and to follow the male fragility with all the bullshit be kind mantra. Fuck off. Let's not let Sam Smith get away with this either, remember him sat outside his mansion crying about being in lockdown in week 1. Fuck off.

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

He’s probably just mad that Indie’s started nursery and has the same level of ability as her peers so he can no longer see her as a genius, Rosie’s pornhub has been revealed on here so he can no longer pretend she’s a mumsy stepford housewife, Marley’s still behaving like a normal baby and crying during the night, he realised he is socially awkward and shite at football during Soccer Aid and he has nothing in common with his new neighbours and sticks out like a sore thumb! It’s a hard life Joe isn’t it?!

 

[Morty]

As someone that used to play with him when I was a little kid, I can tell you he was always a bit irritating and cocky even back then. Now he's become an even bigger, more annoying cunt but with too much money.

While I can't say I know him incredibly well, I know enough to see through this bullshit image of him as this humble angel media loves to paint him as. (He must have learned a thing or two about putting on a "front" from acting school that his mum paid for years ago). Truth is he's become an entitled rich wanker that got absolutely everything handed to him on a plate and gets his own way just like his mum always used to.

So I'm glad I'm not the only one that can't stand the sight or sound of the smug bastard being forced down our throats everywhere in the media. But then again they would have you believe he invented fitness classes and is the first ever to raise money for charity. And don't forget he's big on mental health guys! Don't forget to buy his new book: Go for a run if you're feeling Glum - a wanker's guide to cure depression and make me richer

 

[Brummiebird]

Agree. If he has had to point out to be present for his kids meals/bath/bed time... for someone who appears to be pretty flexible with work hours that was pretty bad he couldnt put his phone down for a few hours each night.


I know there are plently of parents who would love to be there for their kids night time routine but work doesn't allow it for what ever reason and that is fine.. but he has the flexibility. He doesn't nees to so anything for his busineses every night during his children's night routine..

He doesn’t miss out on the kid’s bedtime because of his phone though, he misses out because he’s either away, heading down to the shop for the post gin ton munchies or out on his skateboard thinking he’s Virginia Waters’ answer to Bart Simpson.

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

Can you really preach how Covid restrictions are negatively affecting you when you have literally done anything and everything you have wanted to, have made a fortune and increased your profile tenfold due to it?
I completely understand that even if you've got loads of money etc your mental health can still suffer.

But I think its important to zoom out. Joe has been all over everywhere recently seemingly with no thought to covid restrictions.
He's been mixing with family and friends and strangers and not social distancing all over the shop.
Maybe now he feels he needs to take notice and might have to stay at home.
Is his family life really that bad?!

 

[Brummiebird]

New thread suggestion

Joe Wicks 9 # For those who can’t see through his crap, you can now purchase an app.

 

[Tammy flu]

Strange profile to follow when you’re a public figure married with two kids

 

[expatfancy]

What a random thing to post

I reckon he’s a proper dirty old man. Wanking over peloton instructors. He has that look

 

[Londonchick]

Fair play to him and whoever thought this up. They knew what they were doing. I have no doubt it was tough and he has raised a lot of money.

But I looked after my 2 year old all day yesterday and homeschooled my 4 year old then went and did a night shift in a&e and came back to the kids. I still need to get them to bed and I have no luxury suite to enjoy, I doubt I’ll get a full night’s sleep and I have had to sort and cook all our food.

I’m not special. People are doing this all over the place day in, day out. It’s just a kick in the teeth when you see all the help and gifts he is given for just 1 day

 

[busylass]

What a self absorbed little speech that was. I've not been on holiday during lockdown, only been out socially a couple of times and followed the guidelines while WFH full time. As others have said, he's been all over everywhere during lockdown. Eating and drinking everything he wants, gifted all kinds of things, moving to a new mansion and made a considerable sum with public adoration as the nations PE teacher. I was waiting for his 'exercise is a cure all' mantra and wasn't disappointed. Why then is he struggling with MH if he's exercising all the time like he says he is? Think he was trying to be relatable but totally missed the mark.

 

[Brummiebird]

How deluded are some people! “He raised a lot of money for Children In Need”
No he didn’t, it’s Children In Need, people were always going to donate anyway. He just gave them some content, was rewarded rather generously for it and got a ton of self promotion in the bag.

 

[Penny for them]

Imagine having a bath with him . Ah wosie shall we have a gin ton , what's in the gin ton wosie, is it nice wosie, do I motivate and inspire you to have sex wosie.