Joe Wicks #13 Hi Joe you probably won’t see this but bog off

[Bubblemamaa22]

He's absolutely off it.

Sitting and necking that entire Negroni (which is a mix of neat spirits), in a hotel room, by himself, for no other reason than to film himself doing it.
Same with all the sugary food binges. He's out of control. Disordered eating in a perfect example.
Can you imagine the outcry and fatphobic explosion that would happen if he wasn't "lean and fit".

He's got a sincerely messed up relationship with all of it.
And he sells himself as the guru.
He's an utter charlatan.

 

[keepyourpeace]

It seems like that fart was the highlight of his career.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I hope baby number 3 never sleeps. Ever. I hope he/she is one of those babies who sale hourly for the first 12 months. See what he says about sleep then

 

[Erzxo]

Oh yeah, remember when both babies were crying at bedtime, but instead of helping Rosie out he decided he couldn't cope and fucked off on his skateboard!

He's going to cope brilliantly with 3 of them, I'm sure!

I remember this! And he did it under the guise of 29/30 mins of "me time" makes him a better dad.

I'd be fucking livid if my partner just fucked off for "me time" during witching hour.

 

[Brummiebird]

Do you think we need to send out a search party for dosie?

Maybe she self combusted as her body is fire.

 

[jimbobagins]

Am I the only person who doesn’t see the attraction with Rosie? Granted she has a fantastic figure but I think she is quite manly looking.

I always thought they looked like brother and sister

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Well I’m going to go to bed at 8pm…screw my family. They can fend for themselves

 

[JayRad]

I replied to his story about only having 2-3 GinTons each week and I expected to be blocked!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Why has this curly haired cunt still got a following?! He’s the human version of a headache

 

[itsalwaysthequietones]

The tw*t wouldn't know stress if it drowned him in his ice bath.

i know it’s early but this has to be a contender for the next thread title plleeeeeeeaaasseee

 

[Bluesoul88]

I'm just sick of him. Sick of him showing off his houses, his holidays, his possessions, his "perfect" children and his ex trashy glamour model turned Earth Mother wife. Sick of his topless selfies, his 6am half naked pull ups, his boring meals, his books, his ice baths, his Wednesday lunch time steak and his squeaky voice preaching to us about how all it takes to have stable mental health and everlasting success is a 20 minute morning work out in a fully equipped home gym.

Piss off Joe.

 

[Bluesoul88]

Has she ever worked whilst being with him? Seems like she has it pretty easy. And joe doesn’t look the generous type who spoils her. What does she do everyday? I find their relationship dynamic so odd. Why is he so infatuated with her? His ex was just as pretty and also a ceo of her own company. I find him choosing her to settle down with bizzare

Probably because it's a big boost to his ego landing himself a porn star/page 3 model who most other guys cream over, so he can feel like he's won at life because he's the one who gets to sleep with her and he got to wife her. I think everything with him is about appearances , ego and showing off.

And she'll be ecstatic she's finally landed a rich guy so she doesn't have to get her minge and baps out for a living anymore, so it's a win win for them both.

 

[queenamber]

She’s pregnant! You’re all great detectives

 

[queenamber]

He’s just working out how to take PE with Joe to the Ukrainians…..

Probably waiting to ask Volodymyr Zelensky, "have you tried just going to bed earlier?"

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

For a man who’s made a small fortune off ‘you don’t need a gym to get lean’ and home workouts he’s sure missing the gym and company!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

He was fed. Call social services that he didn't have avocado on rye. His diet may not have been ideal nutritionally but he doesn't talk about going to bed hungry, cold, unwashed, unloved etc. Maybe his parents were struggling through difficult times but they fed their children. The food choices and knowledge around food were so different in the 80's when he was a child to now. But with that knowledge we have today, you still have to have to be able to afford it!

They had holidays abroad! That’s not a family who is struggling financially. Like you say it’s more to do with knowledge. We were fed Frey bentos pies, chicken tonight and sunny delight when we were kids but we aren’t damaged by it, that’s just what 80s kids ate. Quinoa didn’t exist

 

[Asparagus123]

My daughter was an early waker too and it was day after day month after month of pre 6am. It’s tough when you’re working, doing school run, housework, cooking etc…I spent years listening to dickheads like Joe spouting stuff like “wake earlier, get your workout in, blah blah blah” and I felt so useless and bad about myself as I wasn’t up at 5.30 doing burpees to improve myself. A few years on I can see it now and it makes me angry that these idiots can infiltrate your mental health so negatively.
Joe and his ilk don’t work like normal people. They don’t do school runs at 7.30 to get to work by 8am, they don’t cook at 6pm when they’ve just got home, knackered and hungry, they get endless free food and drink, they have nannies, sleep experts, nutritionists, managers, PR. The fact he has the bare face to lecture any normal person on how to live better is breathtaking. He is pure TOXIC energy. The day everyone wakes up to this nonsense will be a better day for everyone’s mental health.

The real world perfectly written !
I have 3 children and work and totally get this !
These people are just money making scam artists at the end of the day !
Do a 12 hour shift then preach to me about exercise and healthy food !
keep the house clean
Cook a meal for 5 every night
Keep on top of the washing
Do a long commute
Do the school run morning and afternoon
Look after elderly relatives
Be a good parent and partner
Then come back to me ….

 

[wardy1]

What is it with these Ricky Gervais impressions? It’s embarrassing. He’s such a cock. Joe not Ricky. I like Ricky he’s a genius, talented and funny. Joes just a cock.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

We all know MBE stands for Massive Bell End

This has to go in the next thread title

 

[Raquencha]

What is going on with all the photos of Rosie on his stories and constantly saying she’s stunning. It’s like he’s trying to grovel or makeup for something just weird.