Do gintons not pay a big part?Don't worry folks, Joe's posted now telling us how to build muscle! Seems eating lots and sleeping are the main keys, and make sure you post it all on insta or it never happened
Joe Wicks #13 Hi Joe you probably won’t see this but bog off
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He has terrible form on the spin bike. You’re not supposed to be bouncing everywhere when climbing out of the saddle 
Omg the way he goes on about sleep he’s like a bleeping broken record, what do you expect with 2 young kids. Boring bleep
I was going to defend him as some of the peloton rides do get you to do that, then I had a look on his profile….yeah terrible formHe has terrible form on the spin bike. You’re not supposed to be bouncing everywhere when climbing out of the saddle
Louis Theroux was on the radio talking about his new show. It’s all gone quite on the one Joe did unless I missed it?? Wasn’t it initially planned to be shown in September.
I was up 3 times last night with my 3 year old then she slept diagonally in our bed. I do not need lecturing on sleep by him
I was up 3 times last night with my 3 year old then she slept diagonally in our bed. I do not need lecturing on sleep by him
Why is it always Marley who breaks his sleep? I realise Indie probably sleeps through but feels like he's picking on him!
Where - what station - was Louis talking about his show? When does it start? I listened to his podcasts during lockdown.Louis Theroux was on the radio talking about his new show. It’s all gone quite on the one Joe did unless I missed it?? Wasn’t it initially planned to be shown in September.
I was up 3 times last night with my 3 year old then she slept diagonally in our bed. I do not need lecturing on sleep by him
Indie-belaaaa! Grows a flower, the town goes wiiiild, she's the perfect gooolden chiiild!
(sorry Encanto lives rent free in my head - I really wish Joe wouldn't reference it and tar it's wonderfulness with his sweaty chest hair videos).In seriousness though I think he said she ended up in bed with them and was kicking him
Just further evidence that sleep training is a crock of tit. Kids wake up in the night because they're human and they just lack the capacity to manage it themselves.
Thanks. Will watch out for it.
My badIndie-belaaaa! Grows a flower, the town goes wiiiild, she's the perfect gooolden chiiild!
In seriousness though I think he said she ended up in bed with them and was kicking him
Just further evidence that sleep training is a crock of tit. Kids wake up in the night because they're human and they just lack the capacity to manage it themselves.
I watched his stories on mute (mainly for my sanity!)Totally fair. I often hit my vol down button furiouslyMy bad
Do you think we need to send out a search party for dosie?
Maybe she self combusted as her body is fire.
of the parenting. Who else has time to do a workout first thing with two small children unless their other half is doing all the parenting. How would he have time to do all the selfies and film himself working out if he had to parent as well.Marley is the cutest little kid. He looks just like Rosie. Indie is looking more and more like Joe as she gets older, poor kid!
So he gets woken up 4 times and feels frustrated, irritable and tired poor didums
He’s going to bed so super early so wouldn’t think it would matter so much !
Every parent has broken sleep most nights and will still get up and manage a full day at work !
Decided to have two kids under two and then complains about it
He’s going to bed so super early so wouldn’t think it would matter so much !
Every parent has broken sleep most nights and will still get up and manage a full day at work !
Decided to have two kids under two and then complains about it
Another day of Joe Wicks using an Instagram question as an excuse to post a topless selfie ...followed by many posts of Joe explaining why he is better than us all because he chose to work out instead of resting after a bad night's sleep. Followed by more clips of him grunting through pull ups with captions that tell us we are losers who will never get anywhere in life if we aren't pushing ourselves through gruelling work outs when we feel like tit after being up all night with kids.
Don't you just wish you could be more like Joe ?
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Don't you just wish you could be more like Joe ?
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Do they not have nannies? The way he goes on about sleep, you’d think he would invest in childcare. Not like he’s hurting for money.
I’m calling it now Dozie’s pregnant 
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