Jelly Bean
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Jack! Dresserman is all up in your niche! Has even stolen (which is allowed tbf) two thirds of your VBI initials! Call policios.
The AA folk are also likely to come and go. It's not the same as consistent role modelling.I absolute saw this! Big huge red flag! It’s just not necessary, in fact I think if you asked pretty much any professional who had knowledge and experience of such situation, “should I invite my very new recovering alcoholic friends round to mine so they can be a role model my for my darling child?’, the reply would be ‘probs maybe not the best plan on SO many levels’ … just hazarding a guess here …
This is your regular reminder that if you see someone stealing bikes, lawnmowers, Grandad's bloody battered and scorched orange Le Creuset pans, and other random shit from a ramshackle, rickety old bungalow in Thorpe Bay, you didn't see a rucking thing mind your own businessRetweeting herself again
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Yes, absolutely! XDo you have a scamberley egg recipe Laz? I can't work out how to scramble eggs and there's no possible other way to find out. Thanks for all you do
I genuinely believed this real til you got to the quotesshe’s hit the press again! Tried to copy over.
Daily Mail
Shoplifters of the world unite! Food blogger says it’s no big deal to steal your meal.
A food blogger has turned thousands of years of law and order on its head by suggesting ‘it’s ok to shoplift.’
Jack Monroe, known for her 9p badly-costed recipes and school essay ‘Potatoes’ told her 540k followers on Twitter that it was acceptable to steal what they needed from shops.
Despite securing five-figure deals with a host of major brands including Sainsbury’s, Del Monte, Hellman’s and Superdrug, the heavily-tattooed mum from Essex threw off her capitalist shackles in a late night rant - after being angered at the rising price of Lurpack butter.
Unable to see the irony as she typed furiously on one of her phones from her £850k detached home, she said: “I know major organised theft has an impact on corporate profit margins, but when they pay their CEOs £5million a year while refusing their cleaning colleagues a living wage, and keep their checkout staff on poverty wages to bolster their shareholder profits, frankly fuck them.”
Jack, who last year vented about burglars stealing old receipts, pots and a lawnmower without a battery from her garage, told her fans she had given a talk to Superdrug employees where she had said it was acceptable to steal from stores. She also told her followers it was their ‘civic duty’ to steal ‘do not steal’ signs.
A spokesman for Superdrug said: “We knew what we were getting involved with when we hired her. She’s a maverick.”
Shop owner Iqbal, Jack’s former landlord added: “First she left some bags full of shit in my flat, now she’s telling people to steal from shops. With this attitude she deserves to be in government. Is she OK?”