Having seen her on TV, the thought of her answering the phone in an emergency, terrifies me
Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read
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bleeping poetry.
E Coli infection is what she's giving us, by the look of her nails
Surely she won’t make the pineapple
redundant?
If she does get one it is likely to be totally overgrown and needing some serious hard work to put right. It's rare to get one that's ready to go (unless via Daddy H)
Jack is almost the anti-christ of influencers, thanks to her I will never donate to the Trussell Trust, buy anything from Hellmans or Linda McCartney and am considering a boycott of Tiggy & Bo and Superdrug
what a day
i am laughing hysterically at this thread and the news- BRILLIANT
i am laughing hysterically at this thread and the news- BRILLIANT
Jack never spends over £20 on a shop so no free Lurpak butter for her! Another way the capitalists punish the poor, and another example to add to the VBI.View attachment 1396548
Getir getting into Jack's niche and providing a non-shoplifting solution to the butter crisis.
I want to know Jack’s hot take on this:
www.belfastlive.co.uk
18 and over: Belfast shop puts age restriction on buying eggs due to ASB
"Over recent weeks we have noticed anti-social behaviour regarding the use of eggs within the area"
she’s hit the press again! Tried to copy over.
Daily Mail
Shoplifters of the world unite! Food blogger says it’s no big deal to steal your meal.
A food blogger has turned thousands of years of law and order on its head by suggesting ‘it’s ok to shoplift.’
Jack Monroe, known for her 9p badly-costed recipes and school essay ‘Potatoes’ told her 540k followers on Twitter that it was acceptable to steal what they needed from shops.
Despite securing five-figure deals with a host of major brands including Sainsbury’s, Del Monte, Hellman’s and Superdrug, the heavily-tattooed mum from Essex threw off her capitalist shackles in a late night rant - after being angered at the rising price of Lurpack butter.
Unable to see the irony as she typed furiously on one of her phones from her £850k detached home, she said: “I know major organised theft has an impact on corporate profit margins, but when they pay their CEOs £5million a year while refusing their cleaning colleagues a living wage, and keep their checkout staff on poverty wages to bolster their shareholder profits, frankly duck them.”
Jack, who last year vented about burglars stealing old receipts, pots and a lawnmower without a battery from her garage, told her fans she had given a talk to Superdrug employees where she had said it was acceptable to steal from stores. She also told her followers it was their ‘civic duty’ to steal ‘do not steal’ signs.
A spokesman for Superdrug said: “We knew what we were getting involved with when we hired her. She’s a maverick.”
Shop owner Iqbal, Jack’s former landlord added: “First she left some bags full of tit in my flat, now she’s telling people to steal from shops. With this attitude she deserves to be in government. Is she OK?”
Daily Mail
Shoplifters of the world unite! Food blogger says it’s no big deal to steal your meal.
A food blogger has turned thousands of years of law and order on its head by suggesting ‘it’s ok to shoplift.’
Jack Monroe, known for her 9p badly-costed recipes and school essay ‘Potatoes’ told her 540k followers on Twitter that it was acceptable to steal what they needed from shops.
Despite securing five-figure deals with a host of major brands including Sainsbury’s, Del Monte, Hellman’s and Superdrug, the heavily-tattooed mum from Essex threw off her capitalist shackles in a late night rant - after being angered at the rising price of Lurpack butter.
Unable to see the irony as she typed furiously on one of her phones from her £850k detached home, she said: “I know major organised theft has an impact on corporate profit margins, but when they pay their CEOs £5million a year while refusing their cleaning colleagues a living wage, and keep their checkout staff on poverty wages to bolster their shareholder profits, frankly duck them.”
Jack, who last year vented about burglars stealing old receipts, pots and a lawnmower without a battery from her garage, told her fans she had given a talk to Superdrug employees where she had said it was acceptable to steal from stores. She also told her followers it was their ‘civic duty’ to steal ‘do not steal’ signs.
A spokesman for Superdrug said: “We knew what we were getting involved with when we hired her. She’s a maverick.”
Shop owner Iqbal, Jack’s former landlord added: “First she left some bags full of tit in my flat, now she’s telling people to steal from shops. With this attitude she deserves to be in government. Is she OK?”
"Bundle of energy" is snide journalese for "annoying as hell" isn't it. In the same way that "tired and emotional" means "steaming drunk" and "in high spirits" means "on the J1G again".
I have the seven dwarves song going on...we dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig, dig the whole night(meat) through, we dig dig....you get the idea!
Jacksie, put your shovel down (if it hasn't already been nicked).
I genuinely believed this real til you got to the quotes
Will the VBI need to be adjusted for all the ’free-and-legally-nicked’ merch available to all?
ETA: Sorry, in the heat of the moment, I forgot it doesn’t exist, never has and never will. Please forgive me for a momentary lapse of common sense
Love that they tried to make Jack’s pink blazer and leopard print heels sound sexy, but all I could picture was Theresa May.
It has been known! it’s often at stuff we did when we were drinking. I would like to think Jack would be able to laugh at herself but I can’t imagine it at all tbh, and that’s a bit sad really
Oh those long-gone days of wearing plastic toilet flowers around her head. bet she smelled of Vim.
Nah she neglects her garden, there is no way she will go an a waiting list for an allotment, she can’t travel to wherever her nearest allotments are. Carrying all the necessaries, and she’s too damm lazy, as if she will go twice a day, early morning, late evening to water
Tatty Devine necklace. That’s around 3 weeks of shopping moneyos.
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