She would still be younger than me
But to be fair, she acts older than I do! I'll never forget her being scared of "youngsters in a dance tent". I'd be inside the tent enjoying myself.
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But to be fair, she acts older than I do! I'll never forget her being scared of "youngsters in a dance tent". I'd be inside the tent enjoying myself.
More polite than me. duck off head would be my response. I cannot bear whiffy burning martyrs when they are ill.
Ok, I've had a quick go. Send orderos!
It's a shame she never bothered to buy her own merch. Completely missed a tricksy trick old Jackie. Imagine the traction of wearing your Eton Mess hoodie today? Awh, boo. Could have made some more sales.
Love it! Will there be discounts for the poors?
Are the news channels queing up for Jack's hot take on Boris' resignation?
I would hate to think of them missing a trick. I have a duck off Boris badge from credit days. Maybe the BBC would like to interview that.
God I hope Greenbelt was the festival where Jack blacked out for three days and woke up in someone else's clothes (maybe even someone else's cassock?). One minute it's "pray peace for me" and the next she's doing a keg stand with the blood of Christ wine and snorting ketamine off a nun's ass, followed by Bez-style dancing to Christian rock and maybe even a bit of the old premarital.
Of course! They will be fair trade and all above board. Toot toot!
Yes, except he was separated from his wife when she received her diagnosis, so not really shagging around behind her back.
Hashtag forensic.
I'd like to submit this new image for the charidee Teemill. I will do a new design every day until Iqbal gets justice.*
*or I lose interest and forget.
'Horrendously unwell' but can still tweet constantly.
I'm assuming the poor puppy is locked in a bathroom so she can take her 'deliriously sweaty' naps in peace. Not going to wonder about the poor cat because I think he probably fucked off a couple of weeks ago. Not that she'd notice.
Ugh, I dislike her politics talk. She has zero clue about any of it. Can someone steal her phones for a few months please?!
I will send whatever Oooo's needed.
I will send whatever Oooo's needed.
All this chat about Iqbal and festival ditches got me thinking... Jack can't even deny this might be true. If she was blacking out and losing entire weekends, anything was possible. Including the generation of sacs d'excréments humains.
Jack, facing forward, pretending there's a load of paps taking photos 
If you actually blacked out for three days... You'd probably need a lengthy stay in hospital due to dehydration etc...
What she means is she drank enough that she couldn't remember much. Or else was in a
"fugue state "
She's so rock n roll
What she means is she drank enough that she couldn't remember much. Or else was in a
"fugue state "She's so rock n roll
I sometimes wish I was French...then I could put up a road blockade and burn effigies with impunity..... I'd go through a lot of straw for this one...
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Jesus wept, these squigs will be the end of me
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