Thread title nom @Griftymcgriftface words by @Brian Butterfield. Congratulations both, your prize? Anything, literally anything from any isle in any supermarket, just help yourself we will all turn a blind eye.
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In the previous thread…
Jack told us luxury butter is expensive
Jack is heartbroken and it’s refreshing because now she gives zero fucks
Jack is not a capitalist not even one single cell in her body and to prove this she told the www to steal those goddamn pesky security signs and don’t snitch on shoplifters ok. It’s not stealing it’s a souvenir ok! One tiny inconvenient and mildly radical duck you at a time.
Jack agreed that it’s ok to steal the signs but don’t you dare tag this to her non capitalist brand partners, she’s a fire cracker, they know this and hire or fire her on this basis.
People who steal food may be “junkies”, but she has worked at rehab and these people have deep seated trauma so just let them steal stuff.
Jack retweeted her one year sober post…again
Jack will eat her hat if Rishi mate ain’t smoking weed and surfing in Cali next year.
Please feel free to add
Wiki is the pink button above
for those watching in black and white it’s the button next to the blue one. When nominating thread titles please write #Thread title and keep your flunking swears words out of it
In the previous thread…
Jack told us luxury butter is expensive
Jack is heartbroken and it’s refreshing because now she gives zero fucks
Jack is not a capitalist not even one single cell in her body and to prove this she told the www to steal those goddamn pesky security signs and don’t snitch on shoplifters ok. It’s not stealing it’s a souvenir ok! One tiny inconvenient and mildly radical duck you at a time.
Jack agreed that it’s ok to steal the signs but don’t you dare tag this to her non capitalist brand partners, she’s a fire cracker, they know this and hire or fire her on this basis.
People who steal food may be “junkies”, but she has worked at rehab and these people have deep seated trauma so just let them steal stuff.
Jack retweeted her one year sober post…again
Jack will eat her hat if Rishi mate ain’t smoking weed and surfing in Cali next year.
Please feel free to add
I have just discovered today that family members have moved into the rather poor down trodden neighbourhood of Thorpe Bay, not only that, they are not close enough to smell the lingering honk of the 
