It's also the fact that she INSISTS they're not edited, she's just sitting in a sunbeam or whatever. Lies that contradict other lies...classic Jack.Those photos give me The Rage. You do not look that well after being ill, even with a cold. Whenever I get a cold, my eyes are still puffy and my lips chapped a few days after all symptoms have gone.
And I see no evidence of bodybuilding in those photos either, pescatarian or otherwise.
Oh God no!Susie Dent
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(Unofficial) word of the day is Merryneum: the blurry space between Christmas and the New Year.
I think she would had Covid earlier the year but got offered DKL so had to postpone. Let's face it she was always going to get it and was a cert to join the Long Covid crew. We're in for months of her softly, gently yet bravely battling through the pain to share slop recipes with the poor/political prisoners/folk who eat weird shit for bets. There is also the possibility of her leaving the Shitty Bungalow in February whilst suffering from Long Covid, won't that be special!I’m quite concerned about the missing sheep now! Will need an update please.
After a massive tweet delete she’s usually on best behaviour for a couple of days. So I reckon we’ll get “what’s your favourite Christmas leftover sandwich combination” Jack, or “turns out I’ve actually had ‘rona for 8 weeks and didn’t realise, but it’s ok because Ive been meticulously careful and there are no tweets left to prove otherwise”. She just really wants to be in the long covid crew.
I'm crying hereDepends whether it's Jurgen Klopp doing the stroking
Actual footage of Jack finding her Burberry scarf.https://giphy.com/XmtiPw0mRxpte Chaos incoming from Southend
Thing is, she could well have been ill (whether Jack Monroe had the coronavirus or not, might as well give her the benefit of the doubt that she had SOMETHING), but her unfailing obsession with making herself look cute and boyish meant she couldn't let a photo of her looking uglysick on the internet, so she facetuned the fuck out of itThose photos give me The Rage. You do not look that well after being ill, even with a cold. Whenever I get a cold, my eyes are still puffy and my lips chapped a few days after all symptoms have gone.
And I see no evidence of bodybuilding in those photos either, pescatarian or otherwise.
We should totally tip Tracie off about Jack.Tracey Morrissey's Instagram has the stories as a highlight. Reminded me of the fine work done here by the Fraus. It is NUTS.
After being alerted to those stories by a friend, I have seen them. They are wild!! We should alert Tracey to JackIf you're a fan of shameless weirdo liars being unmasked and are on Instagram can I suggest catching up on the Hilaria Baldwin story? It's a wild ride people!
Tracey Morrissey's Instagram has the stories as a highlight. Reminded me of the fine work done here by the Fraus. It is NUTS.
Loving your covid work @HarryboschHello new Frauen
I think there’s an influx of you here due to the (long)-Covid-chaos caused by Jack Monroe, so here’s a recap of the timeline. Buckle up, buttercups.
On December 27, Jack Monroe strongly implies that she has long Covid-19. She never explicitly states it in her first tweet of many (https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298683) but soon also starts asking the #LongCovidCommunity for help.
If we take this at face value, she would have had Covid-19 since somewhere between October 4 and November 1 (it is generally accepted that you have to have had symptoms for 8 – 12 weeks before you get diagnosed with long COVID-19).
October takes us back to the heady days of krishmateday, when she tried to instigate a pile on on Krishnan Guru-Murthy to demonstrate her particular brand of #bekind https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-93-i-cant-believe-shes-no-butter.10498/page-9#post-2696141
It also is in the heyday of her £20 shop, where she merrily scampers off to Asda multiple times a day to spend £20 on lard. It is clear from her extensive tweeting that she has no symptoms and is not self-isolating. One can only conclude she didn’t have Covid-19 THEN.
BUT, things are different NOW. She clarified yesterday (December 27) that her symptoms started three weeks ago. https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/page-2#post-3298774
This is alarming, as that would take us to somewhere between December 6 and December 13. Yet, in that time period she went to an important meeting dressed as a school boy https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-115-i-cant-work-out-the-timeline.11971/page-31#post-3116302
She foraged for mushrooms in her local Tesco https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-116-burger-and-lies.12066/page-27#post-3144106
And she bought three copies of the Daily Express, as any respectable left-winger would https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-117-exit-through-the-grift-slop.12181/page-13#post-3161558
The last two actions also seem to coincide with her Bubble Buddy (BB) Louisa Compton, Head of Channel 4 News being symptomatic and self-isolating in JM’s rented bungalow. A full timeline of that shitshow can be found here: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-123-carole-malone-is-away.12746/#post-3298567
When some of her followers started questioning the timeline of her illness, Jack Monroe, ex-girlfriend of Louisa Compton and Covid-19 sufferer, went on a mass tweet delete spree.
Now, new Frauen, here’s a pop-quiz
Did Jack Monroe ...
Answers on a beige postcard please.
- break Covid rules (repeatedly)
- contract Covid-19 in October
- never have Covid-19
- lie, lie and lie some more?
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