Fopperholic #75 Moans she is getting no sleep but only has her kids once a week.

[swipe_up]

When you don’t want to appear in your wife’s naff ad but she brings up the belfry incident

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Thread suggestion Fopperholic #76 She’s drawn more lines than danniella Westbrook

 

[Soggyfeetsummer]

Never a truer sentence spoken by you Fopps!

 

[lexiloo]

only Nikki Ryan can make a river island outfit look like it's from Bon Marché

 

[lexiloo]

I still can't get over a portable blender, who would need one? blend at home and take out with you! cannot imagine whipping a blender out of my bag and frozen berries from my pocket outside superdrug because I simply must have a smoothie

 

[Scullybob]

"I used to work in the footwear industry" ........ she makes herself sound like she was a buyer for a top end shoe designer, whereas in reality she was a Saturday girl at a shoe shop when she was 16. I believe it was Charles Clinker/Clinkard, who specialise in wide fitting, orthopaedic footwear for the more mature lady. She doesn't half big herself up When I was 16 I had a Saturday job at a hairdressers, it doesn't make me Vidal frigging Sassoon.....
N.B I am a mature woman and a martyr to my bunions so I appreciate a wider fitting brogue

 

[Sparkle87]

twins

 

[Birdy60]

Fopperholic #76 Fopps sits in the car with boy's that are shattered when 10k steps are all that mattered!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Why has she filmed the blonde kid in his nappy AGAIN? How would she feel if cheb knees filmed her in her kegs and put it on the Internet without her consent?

Put yourself in that fucking portable blender, you dickhead.

 

[15minutesoffame]

She is utterly pathetic. I don't have twins but my god, she has it so much easier than me or any mum other mum know. We have a 1yr old born in the 1st lockdown so no baby classes, no mums groups, HV checks, GP visits, no family nearby to take the baby for even 10 minutes in those early sleepless days, no support, no breaks ever (we still haven't managed a date night!). This woman has childcare on tap, nursery days, sends them to bed at 5.45pm, husband who has been at home for the year, holidays every other month during a pandemic, shopping trips, hairdressers monthly, beauticians, daily gym, constant toddler classes! If I get 30 mins away from the house I feel like a new woman, and she is saying it's hard? She has no idea what a charmed existance she has with all that me time. What a joke!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I still can't get over a portable blender, who would need one? blend at home and take out with you! cannot imagine whipping a blender out of my bag and frozen berries from my pocket outside superdrug because I simply must have a smoothie

This made me laugh so much you never fail me Lexi

Not only is she a perfect Paula, a snacky Susan, a judgy jenny... she's now a Brenda portable blender! No end to your talents Fopperbollox

 

[honey&lemon]

Hi everyone. I've not posted in a while but have been liking and reading when I can. Thread derail but I wanted to post somewhere. It's about how dangerous social media is. So I've been following baby Azaylea's parents and her mom posted a message today that someone sent her about sharing her grief as a journey to help others which made me very concerned about the toxicity of social media. How can anyone see grief as something to consume? It's only been weeks since the baby's passed and there's no way these people have processed what's happened properly as yet let alone still sharing on social media. I find it sad and insensitive that someone could even deem it as something appropriate to ask her to do. I'm personally now sick of Instagram, influencers and the way there's no consideration for anything.
Sorry for the long post but just needed to let it out.

I found that whole baby Azaylia thing a bit bizarre to be honest. Obviously it was completely heart breaking but the role social media played made me hugely uncomfortable.

 

[lexiloo]

jeez she is such a huge fanny flap! who can't take their own kids to the park by themselves? I took my twins to the next town on the train weekly when they were two as my son had a huge obsession with trains and they loved doing it, I lifted them on, off, made sure they sat down straight away and walked them all over the little town we went to, took them into cafes and.....here's the biggy......the park! all by myself, aren't I cleaver
She needs a contestant pat on the back for the tiny things we all do without even thinking twice about it, I can't wait until she's frazzled at having to search for toilets with them when she's out and about

 

[ElektraWintour]

Gosh imagine having 75 threads dedicated to you being a twat

 

[Bluefox]

Finally - a gadget that will let me make hummus in my car.



Apologies if anyone actually needs a portable blender... my blender stays in my kitchen because that's where I prep food

Seriously tho - useful for camping etc. Can't see Nikki blending hummus in a field

 

[Ellsbells123]

“ I can’t take them to the park on my own” how the AF does she sound relatable! How does she think single parents mange? People that have no family close by? People that actually work for a living?
How’s about, Nikki, you teach your boys, your twins (that’s 2 boys don’t you know) some rules, boundaries and discipline!!!

 

[Bluefox]

I packed water colour paints into trays in a factory in my teens... that must make me Picasso.

 

[Ellsbells123]

If you get 50% off the blender, then a further 12% if you use her code, then it tells me one of two things....

1. it was over priced to start with

2. it’s a shit product

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Oh Mazza....

 

[Mancnet]

Hopefully this is allowed! Know tattle and Mumsnet hate each other!