Recrap of the thread that was....... We saw EmmyLou up to a whole lotta nuffin'. - She visited the girls at Zoe Moss to remind them what a swell boss she was and to try to get them to go have lunch with her as Mumma is a lonely, friendless sluggo. We saw NO signs they went to lunch or it would have been filmed- Next was the skincare, SO much skincare choices ladies and gents! You have to wash and wash properly or you are FUCKED, declared Emmy... but too bad she don't declare her taxes the same way!!
We had Vida and C in the kitchen! 2 cakes were made... and none was seen being eaten by the kids! C'mon EmmyLou, fess up.... You scarfed them both down.... after a shit ton of baby talk to the girls and cringy sprinkles being placed on the cakes... that was a wrap on the feel good time spent in the kitchen with the girls.
We had a visit from our fave sister!! Bubs aka Sally Sue!!! She was laid out on the glorious couch, under Mummas doona, word on the street it Dutch Ovens on its own every 5 mins as Mumma has filled it full of toxic gases!!
We talked about the upcoming cruise and how Bubs has been watching her weight and getting ready to carve up the dancefloor to the Nutbush, as Mumma is ready to carve up anything that used to have a face!!!
More skin care! We had a scab visit us.... Then its time was up and it too left us!! We were also treated to asmr skin basting. What a treat!! Was like macaroni in a pot or sand paper as noted by the Fezza Squad!
Then we were off to Sydney!! Oh yeah!!! Farken busy it was! So many food places, so many people! Mumma went with the ole Bachelors Briefcase aka roast supermarket chook and a 5kg side of Cole Slaw, but that was not enuff to whet Mummas appetite, no no!! Pizza was ordered and no doubt some sugar free Coke and snacks!! As Mumma had to be in top form for a secret mission RSC!!
Team Tomato! Turns out she got tomatoes thrown at her!! Metaphorically!! So sad for Mumma as she was really hoping this was the break she needed, cmon after all these years of mad doggin' and failing her entire family surely channel 10 could have finally given her sumfin!!!
Flew home to Melb, was HOT!! Mumma was gonna go do allllll the things like swim and wash off the tomatoes, and go out for a lovely dinner, but plans were scrapped and stale saladas and vegemite for the win!! Yo yo!!
Started the day with more lotion, a mini dress and a grifted trip to the dentist, and Mumma is using up those CW grift cards!! Oh Yeah!!!
imagine knowing your mum alters images of you 
feel sad for these kids.
