You and me both, how does she keep getting these gigs, Michelle at IMG Taken must suck a mean cock to be getting these deals on a platter for this pathetic pigOh ok, thanksI was grasping at straws to justify her existence on the show lol
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So.was i! It was always on an odd time on a Saturday when most people are out or doing something else..Oh ok, thanks
Is there anything behind the โsince Aaron leftโโฆI noticed she dropped the โusโ but as another fezza said, why not sound like a grown up and they broke up so you appear to have som control over it despite you being stuck in a chair. What does she need from this RSC Como exactlyโฆfrom memory it was a cook set, not a bloody house deposit. Fake, phoney, flakinโ.
Emmy liked Alice's RSC post 
Whatโs she sticking her fingers in all day every day to have such permanently filthy nails? Like what is it caked on under there and what was she fingering to get them like that? Itโs just so foul.
Recrap of the thread that was....... We saw EmmyLou up to a whole lotta nuffin'. - She visited the girls at Zoe Moss to remind them what a swell boss she was and to try to get them to go have lunch with her as Mumma is a lonely, friendless sluggo. We saw NO signs they went to lunch or it would have been filmed- Next was the skincare, SO much skincare choices ladies and gents! You have to wash and wash properly or you are FUCKED, declared Emmy... but too bad she don't declare her taxes the same way!!
We had Vida and C in the kitchen! 2 cakes were made... and none was seen being eaten by the kids! C'mon EmmyLou, fess up.... You scarfed them both down.... after a tit ton of baby talk to the girls and cringy sprinkles being placed on the cakes... that was a wrap on the feel good time spent in the kitchen with the girls.
We had a visit from our fave sister!! Bubs aka Sally Sue!!! She was laid out on the glorious couch, under Mummas doona, word on the street it Dutch Ovens on its own every 5 mins as Mumma has filled it full of toxic gases!!
We talked about the upcoming cruise and how Bubs has been watching her weight and getting ready to carve up the dancefloor to the Nutbush, as Mumma is ready to carve up anything that used to have a face!!!
More skin care! We had a scab visit us.... Then its time was up and it too left us!! We were also treated to asmr skin basting. What a treat!! Was like macaroni in a pot or sand paper as noted by the Fezza Squad!
Then we were off to Sydney!! Oh yeah!!! Farken busy it was! So many food places, so many people! Mumma went with the ole Bachelors Briefcase aka roast supermarket chook and a 5kg side of Cole Slaw, but that was not enuff to whet Mummas appetite, no no!! Pizza was ordered and no doubt some sugar free Coke and snacks!! As Mumma had to be in top form for a secret mission RSC!!
Team Tomato! Turns out she got tomatoes thrown at her!! Metaphorically!! So sad for Mumma as she was really hoping this was the break she needed, cmon after all these years of mad doggin' and failing her entire family surely channel 10 could have finally given her sumfin!!!
Flew home to Melb, was HOT!! Mumma was gonna go do allllll the things like swim and wash off the tomatoes, and go out for a lovely dinner, but plans were scrapped and stale saladas and vegemite for the win!! Yo yo!!
Started the day with more lotion, a mini dress and a grifted trip to the dentist, and Mumma is using up those CW grift cards!! Oh Yeah!!!
We had Vida and C in the kitchen! 2 cakes were made... and none was seen being eaten by the kids! C'mon EmmyLou, fess up.... You scarfed them both down.... after a tit ton of baby talk to the girls and cringy sprinkles being placed on the cakes... that was a wrap on the feel good time spent in the kitchen with the girls.
We had a visit from our fave sister!! Bubs aka Sally Sue!!! She was laid out on the glorious couch, under Mummas doona, word on the street it Dutch Ovens on its own every 5 mins as Mumma has filled it full of toxic gases!!
We talked about the upcoming cruise and how Bubs has been watching her weight and getting ready to carve up the dancefloor to the Nutbush, as Mumma is ready to carve up anything that used to have a face!!!
More skin care! We had a scab visit us.... Then its time was up and it too left us!! We were also treated to asmr skin basting. What a treat!! Was like macaroni in a pot or sand paper as noted by the Fezza Squad!
Then we were off to Sydney!! Oh yeah!!! Farken busy it was! So many food places, so many people! Mumma went with the ole Bachelors Briefcase aka roast supermarket chook and a 5kg side of Cole Slaw, but that was not enuff to whet Mummas appetite, no no!! Pizza was ordered and no doubt some sugar free Coke and snacks!! As Mumma had to be in top form for a secret mission RSC!!
Team Tomato! Turns out she got tomatoes thrown at her!! Metaphorically!! So sad for Mumma as she was really hoping this was the break she needed, cmon after all these years of mad doggin' and failing her entire family surely channel 10 could have finally given her sumfin!!!
Flew home to Melb, was HOT!! Mumma was gonna go do allllll the things like swim and wash off the tomatoes, and go out for a lovely dinner, but plans were scrapped and stale saladas and vegemite for the win!! Yo yo!!
Started the day with more lotion, a mini dress and a grifted trip to the dentist, and Mumma is using up those CW grift cards!! Oh Yeah!!!
My friends and I went out for dinner years ago when Zumbo was very popular & he was having a private dinner with the owners. We were the last to finish our meals & Zumbo walked over to our table, we all tipsy giggling said hi & HE asked us we wanted a photo with him. My married friend had a massive crush on him & he sleazed onto her despite having a girlfriend at the time. The following day at his book signing he gave her a signed book for free. I canโt look at him now without thinking Sleeeeaaazzzzzeeeebag.
how many nights a week do we think Vida & Camelia โliveโ with Alove? Iโm going with 5!
Great ambassador Bond St Dental!! 
Really partnered up with someone that ended up with a bewdiful straight smile
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Really partnered up with someone that ended up with a bewdiful straight smile
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Never wanted to punch a bleep more in my life.Great ambassador Bond St Dental!!
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Considering we've both done muay thai for years /S I feel like once my baby is born Ill move back to bayside and line up a fight
kick this slug in her tit head.
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Would love Miguel to say when she lost (if sheโd been on team capsicum of course) โCAPSICAN?? More like CapsiCANTโ
CapsiCUNTWould love Miguel to say when she lost (if sheโd been on team capsicum of course) โCAPSICAN?? More like CapsiCANTโ
LOL. What on earth is this episode title! Emmylou shakes up tv reboot
I wonder if Michelle from IMG paid them for this. Too bad she lost lmao.
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Now this is an ad!
If only EL was parodying herself she might be successful. How good is the double chain around the neck
I wonder if Michelle from IMG paid them for this. Too bad she lost lmao.
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Now this is an ad!
If only EL was parodying herself she might be successful. How good is the double chain around the neck
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Fab recap Yankee!
I adore Alice, I watched her stories close to see if old mate popped up. Imagine if she was paired with EL
Me too they are so jiggly. Lazylou could tighten those ham hocks up by doing some bicep curls sitting on her oversized couch while watching The Equalizer for the 10th time but mumma just too lazyHer flabby arms make me physically sick
Thatโs good because Jarrad is an insufferable bleep and I for one think youโd be a pretty cool cat
TaylorSwiftLou is my least favourite Lou of recent times 
The fact that she's shared videos, and then banged on about how she's not going to the concert but you know she'd love to go because the vibe has been GAWJUSS but she doesn't know the words to any songs well maybe one or two of the big ones...
duck right off you slob. Nice try to get free tickets.
I like to think Alove is a Swifty and every time he has to go to the hovel or for a family dinner he sings in his head on repeat "we are never ever ever, getting back together !"
The fact that she's shared videos, and then banged on about how she's not going to the concert but you know she'd love to go because the vibe has been GAWJUSS but she doesn't know the words to any songs well maybe one or two of the big ones...
duck right off you slob. Nice try to get free tickets.
I like to think Alove is a Swifty and every time he has to go to the hovel or for a family dinner he sings in his head on repeat "we are never ever ever, getting back together !"
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