Just a random thought that popped into my head just now... her "advice" if you could call it that, on using body oil and not putting it on the back of her legs so it doesn't get on the car seat, etc, was a really
tit advertisement for whatever the
duck she was using.
Either it's
tit body oil that doesn't absorb well, or she's
tit at applying it. I'm inclined to think the latter though.
I use the L'Occitane almond body oil after my post swim shower (cos the lovely subtle scent hides the persistent chlorine smell- despite actually washing properly Amy!) and it absorbs instantly.
No problems putting a silk shirt on afterwards or sitting on leather car seats (sorry, don't mean to sound snobby but these are materials you DON'T want excess oil on).
Like everything else, she sucks at moisturising her body (don't even get me started on the sandpaper ASMR!
).
These are the useless thoughts I have when she's being so dullsville!
C'monnnnnn Amy, gimme sumthin!
Edit to add- would LOVE for her to use something in the L'Occitane range and try to pronounce it!