EmmyLou Loves #122 Ready, Steady, Cook the brined chicken 🐓

[exflighty]

Fuck me wouldn’t it be hilarious if she paid for a spot, lost out by 90% (as confirmed by @somanyteeth) AND had her episode shelved before it even hit the screens?

 

[ActiveLies]

Why do we know so much about this woman’s body? Today it’s ’lumpy boobs’. To add to plate nipples, clit for days, forward tilting uterus, thrush, inability to use tampons, ringworm, dandruff, pimples, wafty box. When is enough enough?

 

[PalmSizedSteak]

God I hope its more ATO shit with tigers lunch.

Ironic when her business names are Tiger's Lunch and Elephant Dinner when her whole life is a dog's breakfast

 

[Bubs Flaps]

Im so glad I watched her stories today!
I have had ham and cheese in the fridge and not known how to make a ham and cheese wrap.
Day made!

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Here’s a charity idea for you Emmy - how about you pay back the poor suckers who donated directly to you for your car repairs after your plea for help waddling down the street with your number plates that you had to surrender. You have a brand new car now, you know the one you purchased on credit through your company that doesn’t pay tax. Bludger.

 

[crop top]

To answer a few questions on the upcoming Virgin cruise as I got a free one from the same event she got one from….
We got to pick our own cruise. I went last week. She has chosen the longer New Zealand one.
She would have had to pay for taxes. Mine were $200 each.
She will have to pay for any alcohol drinks and real coffees. Any thing else is included.
She will have to pay for her own flights back from New Zealand. Virgin will not pay for them.
She will be in a balcony cabin unless she paid for an upgrade to a suite.

 

[crop top]

I’m currently on the Virgin Cruise and have seen what OneWordLou is going to be eating for the entire cruise

 

[slap2fish2gether]

"I'm a single mother, i need this". Beaten by ~90%.

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Hopefully it's the Melbourne cup dress and she tries to do a "dance off" with the captain, we all know it's been a hot minute since "Wednesday night roots" so she'll definitely looking for some sea men

 

[Cooking in my bra]

Tracey's been on a break, she did some skydiving. I love you Tracey. #traceyscutsnthings

 

[youcouldsizedown]

My first attempt - i think its witty
Zimlou is on a boaty, Sally Sue can use her as a floaty

 

[ActiveLies]

Wearing the merch of a very famous tax evader who served jail time for unpaid taxes is a hell of a choice from ATOLou.

 

[TrainwreckinTulla]

Don’t forget the crusty gbanger.

Normal people pack a pair of undies per day plus a few spare.

We all know she’ll just gonna take the one pair.

I don't know about the rest of you fezzas but I always pack like I'm going to shit myself everyday of my trip lol Always WAY more undies than I need!

 

[somanyteeth]

One of these is not like the other.

 

[flapdancer]

Okay, unless she unloads footage of her actually onboard the pride flight I am going to believe that she was only there to wave the plane off, others have shared their onboard and Sydney arrival.

I saw her there. Don’t think she got on that plane

 

[crop top]

How many days will it be until they realize they can ask for the beds to be split into 2 singles???

 

[Sure…Media!]

Whoever predicted she was a tomato on RSC must have been mistaken. The only vegetable this chick could be is a turnip coz she’ll turnip to anything. WTFlaminF is she doing on the pride flight? Is she a float this weekend? It’s the only possible theory.

 

[meg_snarkle]

Whenever I see Sulynn and Emmy Lou One Word together and interacting with each other I think to myself how great it is that two people with such low IQs can get out there and enjoy life No education, no class, no dignity, no refinement whatsoever and yet there they go.

You go girls

 

[CouldSizeDown]

I’m loving that her place card says “Emmy” instead of “Emmylou” on it hahahaha

 

[Pollie]

She probably thinks she’s black via penetration.