Cleaning with Mario #95 I, Daisy Uncle can never compete with Domboii666

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

In honor of the new thread title.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Well hello ma lovelies, how are youse aw? I think Marion's plans this weekend is a meal with family, for mother's day. Maybe wee Sadie can wear her bespoke, £5 hooker heels. Maybe camel hoof will get her whales vagina oot for a wee pic. So aye. I'm crabbit, my boilers broke and it's all Marion's fault. This illness will do him a bit of good, she should lose a couple of lbs off her 300lb self.

Had 6 pages to catch up on, I'm pretty sure it was wee peachy who requested this and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

@hopethishelpsallthebest PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a bespoke mock-up of oor Martin as Frank n furter
I’ve provided the canvases…

So, come up to the flat
and see the concrete slab,
I see you shiver with antici-
-pation
But maybe wee Rayn
is really to blame,
so I'll remove her claws
I'm nooo well, I have symptoms.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Beautiful people as a song choice, for the wee lassies. Absolutely beautiful and so forth.

 

[Im_Not_Joking_Btch]

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Hair’s like a fucking fibre optic lamp. I wonder if the tips of her hair light up in a colour rotation when wee Deek plugs her?
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Domboii and Deekboii sitting in a tree
S-m-o-k-i-n-g

aka Dom and Dumber

 

[Poptart]

Is the technique get to work or you'll be sacked??

 

[Readingreading0701]

Im a lurker here.
Oh fuck me bandy- couldn’t get here quick enough after seeing the new hairdo.
Fair cheered me up dolls.

Nathan’s shoap.
Factual

 

[AllieBee]

Who’s Allie?
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Has he ever posted more than three words and has every one spelled correctly? I won’t even ask about grammar.

Edited: for spelling! Oh the shame.

I'm Allie! It's MEEEEE! I feel seen

 

[SuzyE]

I wonder if his hair was like this as a baby?

 

[Ferguson]

Can we get a full hoose Maz?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Derek & Dom forever. So aye.

 

[SuzyE]

No words, other than Nathan wants shot with shit for this mess he's created...Or, he's done it on purpose

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Brilliant Hope you get the boiler up and running soon hen

The plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a shitty week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.

 

[AllieBee]

His heed looks like a sausage that fell oan the barber shop flair. Factual.

No ma quote hens, thank Disney’s Coco fur that one.

I think he looks like a penis. Factual

 

[menopausalmargrit]

My Mum was a cleaner all her working days, and she had two jobs, worked in excess of 10 hours a day and not once did I think she was any less for the job she done. I have respect for everyone that works hard, no matter what they do but when you work 23 minutes a day you need to get down off yer high horse.

And just to remind you fat chops, you referred to cleaners as dirty scrubbers and when called out on it you blocked me so YOU, fatty, are the problem. Now get fucked!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Nathan’s a tattler, pass it on
Fucking hell, I thought his hair was bad before but Jesus Christ on a bike! A blind man on a galloping horse could have done a better job than Nathan has. Has he used a knife and fork?

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

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No ma quote

 

[Madge2022]

Thread title suggestion:

Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

 

[Madonna]

Well, I am absolutely back in ma cunting lane after Martin Luther McKnights dialogue tonight.
Can you imagine, Martin showing up to the GP surgery. People getting cancer diagnosis, feeling suicidal, capacity is at breaking point and so forth, and there she is saying people on tattle are saying she’s got super high speed fiber optic hair?! I’m surprised the doctor didn’t kick mop her outta the room!
Also, suggesting that the doctor put her in touch with a local business?! Oh yes, last time I seen my GP they suggested I try TKMax. I bet Marion gave Louise at DiscountedBed.LTD a DM and said what would help her light shine bright was also chesterfield sofa and matching pouffe!

But, we move. A lot to think on and so forth. Aye. I leave you all with these words. Obv no ma quote:

“I dnt seek revenge on anyone that push me to the edge, however I will no long let them get away with it!”

 

[Ferguson]

Maz will be fumming at our new bespoke thread title on this dayn of dawn. I bet she's a right jealous little pygmy and bans Deek from ever mentioning an Ex.

I'd love tae see him having a full on bitch fit.

Getting his words all wrong, screeching.. Getting his hoosecoat stuck on the bespoke cooncil door handle as he flounces oot into the high footfall area