Aye, it's made us Tattlers beam tae hen
Ah thought Greedychops wuz aff the drink, sounds pished here
Ah thought Greedychops wuz aff the drink, sounds pished here
It's friggin horrible if that's what he's boughtIs the stupid fooker stopped spending his benefit money on vases then he would be richer.
The vase or vaze as he calls it - the one influenced by the Welsh greedy one.
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Where’s the usual long essay about how Beirut is his safe place and he doesn’t want to move. He’s so happy in his wee postage stamp, he doesn’t need a big house with a front and back door his life is so fulfilled in the crack den…IF, and it's a big if, this message is genuine, they're taking the piss with him
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MangeWhy does he grease the front bit down? It’s like a Karen haircut. I know we’re slagging Nathan off but he didn’t have much to work with did he? Poor bloke.
Has Mario got mange? The side bit is all bitty, like it’s falling out in clumps.
Would get a better haircut fae Stevie Wonder!Hahahaha that hair
Daft bleep deserves a stint in Bar-L for crimes against fashion. He’d get a better haircut in there tae. #factual
Aye. And that stripey shirt he's just bought puts me in mind of what an old lady would wear!All his outfits look like they come from a Damart catalogue for middle aged women called Wendy, who drink at a social club and like bingo.
Surely the addition of even more man made fibres makes his hoose an even bigger fire hazard?!
At least you didnae go fur wan day and get wee Deek tae fly oot tae escort youse hameThere’s me stuck on a plane from Lanzarote fae 4 hoors and this bleep has the audacity tae get a haircut! Away tae catch up in the cab hame ma lovelies
Aye but he’s still only needs a XS ma lovelie.He’s definitely already living the greedy life. Fat witch.