I do hope so! Could do with a laugh! Bet he will have bunnies, maybe he will drag his Christmas tress out and hang some bunnies on it. Whatever he does, it will be terrible. But he's bound to jump on the bandwagon at some point.He's taken the week aff tae decorate fur easter, even though he's constantly said it's fur weans (unlike crissmas, that's fur middle aged blokes according tae Marion). Noo he's a blue tick influencer he huz tae keep up wi the Instagram huns.
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Wee walloper is one hunner percent trying tae get some messages in his inbox fae Hinch & Solomons deed looking sister.
Attention seeker.
Attention seeker.
Still no Maz?
Well, I'm oof to Declan's thread..
See ya when he gets back.
Well, I'm oof to Declan's thread..
See ya when he gets back.
I thought he was wearing an alice band orange fat mutant so aye
So did I, the David Beckham oaf Paisley.
Oh god. What a picture! Orange, 3 chins, hair that looks like it’s been cut in preparation fae surgery, massive nose
Aye henSo did I, the David Beckham oaf Paisley.
Wan of us will come & get you if we have any emergencies.Still no Maz?
Well, I'm oof to Declan's thread..
See ya when he gets back.
Like the cooncil ripping oaf the letter box
After his million dots of negativity he will come back on and say he's been sooo busy and caught Deed Deek's bug so hasnae been on for all the lovelies dm him to check he is absolutely finnnne.
See when he says sooo busy with work I actually think how can you be busy not like you have to take your work home with you soo how can cleaning police stations take up 80% your life?
See when he says sooo busy with work I actually think how can you be busy not like you have to take your work home with you soo how can cleaning police stations take up 80% your life?
Can we get a full hoose Maz?
Where is the fat bleeping bleep the day? Did she fall doon the close stairs? 
Ahm crabbit and want ma entertainment, sorry - happiness fae oor Maz.
BF took me along to the gym way him and never again ma luvlies, ma legs and abs feel crushed. I imagine the pain am feeling is akin tae wit Deek must feel like when Mazdas fat arse nearly suffocates him at night but aye. Tonsa love hens
Ahm crabbit and want ma entertainment, sorry - happiness fae oor Maz.BF took me along to the gym way him and never again ma luvlies, ma legs and abs feel crushed. I imagine the pain am feeling is akin tae wit Deek must feel like when Mazdas fat arse nearly suffocates him at night but aye. Tonsa love hens
She looks like a nasty nippy wee swine here
Mebbes he's taken the week aff tae sort oot the mystery shopping reveal, even though thanks tae rent a gub Maw Rendall we ken it's a vase.
Here's an exclusive pichure of Maw Rendall looking awffy pleased wi hersel' efter ruining Marion's reveal.
Haha its like a Crimewatch photo that's released for public appeal. Except he's famous as duck so this would never happen obviously.
Frig he's an ugly scroat
Guys, can someone help me please? I don’t know what day of the week it is, do I get this day done? I’m not sure without Martin’s reminders 
It’s WednesAday my lovelie.Guys, can someone help me please? I don’t know what day of the week it is, do I get this day done? I’m not sure without Martin’s reminders
Ah cannae help you hen but over here in Ireland it's St.Patricks Eve Eve. Tonsa loveGuys, can someone help me please? I don’t know what day of the week it is, do I get this day done? I’m not sure without Martin’s reminders
Yes. The day before Thuraday.
I hope you mop kicked WeDansdaYs ass and now your aww cosy in your hoosecoatGuys, can someone help me please? I don’t know what day of the week it is, do I get this day done? I’m not sure without Martin’s reminders
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