abccc_
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They’d probably exceed the 30 people attendance limit
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NonDairyQueen
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I'm no Royalist, but SKS made a good point about leadership, when he said that The Queen sat there on her own at her husband of 74 years' funeral, because leadership means following the rules, no matter who you are, and he just obfuscates and bumbles and lies his way out of it at every turn.
PrincessCharming
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Miss Begotten
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Yes they bloody do. Everyone who voted for these cunts should hang their heads in shame.
Absolutely boils my frigging piss. People were dying alone, unable to attend funerals and going for months without seeing anyone while this bunch of utter bastards are having a fucking party and laughing at us.I fucking hate them.
Miss Begotten
VIP Member
The absolute bloody state of him.
She’s either gaggingly desperate or as much of a scumbag as he is.
She’s either gaggingly desperate or as much of a scumbag as he is.
SuctionBucket
Member
Cummings isn't a scary person or a clever guy, he's just ever so slightly brighter than the average careerist politician - which still makes him thick as pigshit. His whole hipster Machiavelli disruptor schtick's a load of pish, and a lot of his supposed masterstrokes consist of waiting until things shake out and then going "That was me". Dig into his background, he's the exact same cossetted child of privilege as the rest of them, a total fucking prawn who'd fuck your order up if he worked at McDonalds.
Boris Johnson's congenitally incapable of behaving normally, he's been conditioned his entire life to believe consequences are a myth. He's falling to bits now because his function as "fuckwit who takes the flak" is just about fulfilled, and they can throw him out and go "ha ha new broom we're a totally different party now" while replacing him with yet another flint-eyed inbred cunt.
Miss Begotten
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The only tiny glimmer of joy I’m having at the moment is how much Johnson must be hating this. He was so cravenly desperate to be PM, and instead of being the new Churchill he’s proved to be the inveterate lying sack of shit many of us already knew he was, and as utterly inept at this job as he’s been at all the others.
Miss Begotten
VIP Member
No prizes for guessing why the useless fat bastard doesn’t want to make misogyny a hate crime.
- In 2009, as Mayor he scrapped the role of the Women’s Adviser at City Hall, as well as cutting five posts and £90,000 from the London Domestic Violence Strategy Team.
- 1996, describing events at the Labour Party conference. He claimed the "tottymeter reading" was "higher than at any Labour Party conference in living memory" because "fickle" women were attracted by the "whiff of power".
"Time and again the 'Tottymeter' has gone off as a young woman delegate mounts the rostrum."
- London 2012 Olympics “ There are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto.They are glistening like wet otters and the water is plashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers.”
- 1995, writing in The Spectator “ the children of single mothers are ill-raised, ignorant, aggressive and illegitimate".
And he added “ Something must be found, first, to restore women's desire to be married. That means addressing the feebleness of the modern Briton, his reluctance or inability to take control of his woman and be head of a household.”
- “ Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
- Hillary Clinton has "got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital."
- He once wrote that the way to deal with advice from a female colleague was to “just pat her on the bottom and send her on her way”.
- In a Telegraph column in 1997, he once suggested women were voting Labour due to the “fickleness of their sex.”
- In another Telegraph column in 1998, he wrote that “emotional” women are often “blubbing blondes” or “collapsing with emotion.”
Anyone who thinks he gives a shit about women, misogyny or crimes against women is a fucking moron.
- In 2009, as Mayor he scrapped the role of the Women’s Adviser at City Hall, as well as cutting five posts and £90,000 from the London Domestic Violence Strategy Team.
- 1996, describing events at the Labour Party conference. He claimed the "tottymeter reading" was "higher than at any Labour Party conference in living memory" because "fickle" women were attracted by the "whiff of power".
"Time and again the 'Tottymeter' has gone off as a young woman delegate mounts the rostrum."
- London 2012 Olympics “ There are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto.They are glistening like wet otters and the water is plashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers.”
- 1995, writing in The Spectator “ the children of single mothers are ill-raised, ignorant, aggressive and illegitimate".
And he added “ Something must be found, first, to restore women's desire to be married. That means addressing the feebleness of the modern Briton, his reluctance or inability to take control of his woman and be head of a household.”
- “ Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
- Hillary Clinton has "got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital."
- He once wrote that the way to deal with advice from a female colleague was to “just pat her on the bottom and send her on her way”.
- In a Telegraph column in 1997, he once suggested women were voting Labour due to the “fickleness of their sex.”
- In another Telegraph column in 1998, he wrote that “emotional” women are often “blubbing blondes” or “collapsing with emotion.”
Anyone who thinks he gives a shit about women, misogyny or crimes against women is a fucking moron.
This argument is actually ridiculous. Do you really the alternative is worse than the current shower of utterly inept arrogant extreme right muppets who have destroyed the UK's reputation on the world stage in 5 years.
You've been well and truly indoctrinated if you believe the alternative is worse than these horrors
MorrisseysCat
New member
No wedding ring on Boris, I see? I suppose that would make it harder to pull birds....SO, the position of Mistress is now open again. Any takers?
Congratulations Alexander and Carrie, on their recent "secret" wedding.
Got it in just in time before the next inevitable lockdown?
Was Zak in attendance
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I suspect it’s option b). She’s Sloaney looking and the teeth are a bit unfortunate but she’s an attractive enough girl; Boris is weird AF looking, old enough to be her dad and basically a medical midget in real life (so I gather, a friend is in-in-know). If he wasn’t who he is, she wouldn’t have given him a second look.
Miss Begotten
VIP Member
This is the whole issue in a nutshell. It’s way worse than Barnard Castle imo.He’s got a nerve to ask the public to follow the new rules after all the shit that’s come outyeah nah I hope no one follows them
I hate these fuckers with every fibre of my being, but to be honest, I very much hope that despite the utter cuntishness of the government that people do follow the rules. I’m doing it in spite of the government, not because of them. I don’t want covid, I don’t want my Mum, my family, my friends, complete strangers or you to get covid either, and the only way it’s even remotely likely we are going to get out of this clusterfuck is to protect ourselves and each other.
Scooby Don't
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Whataboutery for Dummies, page one.
Bankrupt the nation (yawn, that old chestnut) instead of raiding the Treasury to make their chums rich, you mean?
Gym&Tonic
VIP Member
You do realise the war‘s been going on for almost twenty years now, yes? Not sure how you can solely blame a man who’s only been in office since January of this year when it’s far more complex than that?Yes it is, who else do you want to blame?
He's also humanand the shit 24 months he's had, if anyone deserves a holiday it's him. He does have many others that he can call on, and I'm sure he will still be working, cut the guy some slack, jeez.
As for the comment about Boris having a ‘shit 24 months’ yes, like the rest of the planet. The incompetent, lazy fucker has had more holidays than Judith Chalmers and that’s why people are pissed off at him. He is a lazy, useless, lying, narcissistic waste of oxygen.
Miss Begotten
VIP Member
I wonder what finally gave it away - the party invitations, the suggestion to bring your own wine, the buffet, the line of people doing the conga around the fucking garden?
I’ve been to some pretty crap parties in my time, but at no time during any of them did I think I was at work. And if he did think it was a work event, what was his fucking wife doing there? As far as I know her only job is shagging Johnson.
bananabutter
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Usually my Christmas consists of me, my parents, my cousin, aunt and uncle. Obviously last year because of covid we remained in our own households.
“Never mind” we all said on FaceTime “rules and rules and there’s always next year”
Except there isn’t a next year. My uncle was diagnosed with advanced stage 4 cancer, aged 56 earlier this year and passed away last month.
I wish we’d stuck two fingers up to the rules now to have that last Christmas all together.
“Never mind” we all said on FaceTime “rules and rules and there’s always next year”
Except there isn’t a next year. My uncle was diagnosed with advanced stage 4 cancer, aged 56 earlier this year and passed away last month.
I wish we’d stuck two fingers up to the rules now to have that last Christmas all together.
Miss Begotten
VIP Member
Javid, Johnson and Goldsmith?
The woman officially has the worst taste in men ever. She must have a cast iron fanny and an even stronger stomach.
Ndrangheta
VIP Member
Whatever your views on The Monarchy, leadership was shown by The Queen when she sat alone at the funeral of her husband.
Leadership isn't shown when you have a piss-up in your back garden.
Leadership isn't shown when you have a piss-up in your back garden.
lalalanded
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What a horrible betrayal. Honestly, the man is just disgusting. I just can't understand how anyone with a sense of decency could put their children through what he has. And that's just the ones he has acknowledged. My dad very nearly got a scholarship to Winchester and I am so grateful he never got sent to a place like that - they just churn out emotionally dead sociopaths.