Boris Johnson #3

[Wackie Jeaver]

He really is a piece of shit. I'm hoping people are beginning to see through his bumbling, buffoonish, lovely chap who knows Latin schtick, but hope is maybe too strong a word.

 

[Reverend]

Another thing to be depressed about - there is literally no one left in the Tory party with any sense of decency so replacing any of them would be futile. As bloody awful as Teresa May was, I cringed when she was ousted because at least she appears to be a functioning adult human being even if she is terrible. The utter vaccuum we have with regards to leadership is so dangerous, especially now when we are in crisis.

Johnson has kicked out the 'decent' tories like Ken Clarke, Rory Stewart, Dominic Grieve, David Gauke, etc. during the last parliament. In their place, the Brexit-drones have been introduced. Most, although well-educated (private school/grammar - Oxbridge/Russell group) are as thick as pigshit (i.e. Priti Patel / Matt Hancock).

 

[Miss Begotten]

How many children does he have now?


It was interesting that her IG post is all ‘I’ rather than ‘we’.

Bearing in mind that he’s managed to alienate most of them by acting like a complete arsehole, I’d say the answer to that question is ‘enough’.
Carrie must have a cast iron stomach to let that sweaty, useless pig anywhere near her. He’s like Wayne Rooney with a posher voice and an expensive education

 

[BigMavis]

"At least" 7 kids. The shade!
Someone got induced

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

1995, writing in The Spectator “ the children of single mothers are ill-raised, ignorant, aggressive and illegitimate".

Vile, horrible, disgusting man. Who voted for this bloviating sack of crap? I loathe him with every fibre of my being.

And wrt this quote:- 1995:- “ the children of single mothers are ill-raised, ignorant, aggressive and illegitimate" Well, he would know all about single mothers wouldn’t he, since he impregnates and abandons them so freely. Ugh, despicable human being.

 

[Bitofthebubbly]

Why would you go out jogging in a SHIRT

Sorry for the angry react but I just don’t find his antics funny anymore. It doesn’t make me forget about what a piss poor job he’s doing. It’s very intentional and he knows what he’s doing.

 

[Miss Begotten]

It’s not much of a surprise that despite the efforts to portray him as a loveable old duffer, Stanley Johnson is a perv as well as a wife beater.

 

[Summer house]

Haven't posted on this page before so apologies if this has been posted before. I thought it was funny.

 

[Miss Begotten]

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Oh fuck right off.
She didn’t feel awkward fucking someone else’s husband, but she would have felt awkward in front of the Japanese delegation?
Absolute bullshit. Who gives a fuck how she feels anyway? Fucksake.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I will be VERY generous in my assessment:
Boris very obviously lost the plot mid speech. And then tried to improvise with a funny analogy. It’s kind of tragic that Peppa Pig was what first came to his mind, but for the sake of the argument: whatever. So he tried to spin the story of the UK as a place for creative inventions that have impact/are extremely successful even outside the UK. Showcasing on an underlying level what the UK should be: family friendly, entrepreneurial, safe streets, discipline in schools, great public transport……..
I say points for creativity and the improv attempt.

No honestly, it was hilarious and such a car crash. I laughed with tears streaming down my face. Also loved the Moses analogy.

I have to respectfully disagree.
Yes, it was a car crash. But hilarious? Making a speech like that in front of business leaders and the world’s press? There was nothing remotely funny about it. The man has ruined the country and made us an international laughing stock. I don’t find that funny.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I fully expect him to "test positive for covid" today.

He tests positive for bastard every day.
The fucker had more lockdown parties than Kyle Walker.

There’s no particular reason for this picture, I just rather like it.

 

[Reverend]

 

[Meangirl815]

So if it is cummings dropping all these titbits are we glad he has? I mean I am as I want to know if the PM is taking the absolute piss when everyone else is on lockdown and cant see dying family members etc.

I LOVE Cummings. I mean he's scares me, he is an absolute psychopath but he's so good at it.
Evil genius
And not the sort of man you want to go up against.
I think he's working with someone on the inside and between them they want to ruin Bojo and tbh I'm here for it

 

[lalalanded]

If I was to get the rage when every Tory did or said something absolutely repugnant I would probably drop down dead from a stroke but this deserves a special mention:

Tories told to 'take action' after MP compares BLM to dictators and Nazi salutes

A CONSERVATIVE MP has caused a storm of controversy after comparing England’s footballers “taking a knee” in a statement against racism to…

www.thenational.scot

This man was a teacher. How the hell did we get here as a country??

 

[Miss Begotten]

The problem is that the only ones in government who even seem vaguely competent are the ones who have more odious policies than most (eg Gove, Patel, Sunak, even Rees-Mogg).

Patel is a fucking sociopath. If she had her way she’d be standing on the white cliffs of Dover with a machine gun shooting at the poor, desperate souls trying to cross the Channel. The woman is pure, unadulterated evil.
And Rees-Mogg? I cannot agree that he’s even vaguely competent, even by comparison to the useless shower of shite in his party. He’s an arrogant, spiteful bastard.

 

[hughjars]

I refuse to call him Boris because I think he uses his middle name to seem like a friendly, cuddly, wouldn’t harm a fly guy. To me he’s Alexander or Johnson, and a prize, grade A eejit

 

[PeteM]

There's a four letter word I call him and I'll always be immensely proud that I got to call him it when I passed him near City Hall one night when he became Mayor of London.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Anything to save Boris' useless arse.

BBC news is a fucking disgrace. They are more like a Tory Party propaganda machine than a public service broadcaster. Impartial and independent my sodding arse. They may as well rename themselves the Boris Bullshit Corporation.

 

[lalalanded]

I didn't say they were. I said she shouldn't be pointing fingers. People in glass houses etc

What glass house? She was the first black female MP so actually she's shattered the glass ceiling there. She's a wildly popular local MP that turns over a high majority at every GE. The abuse she puts up with is truly abhorrent.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

My God, how does someone so out of shape, ugly, unkempt, amoral and untruthful manage to sire 7/8???? children? What’s wrong with these women? We should study them!

PS:- I like the Vampire’s wife brand but this dress did not hit the right note. Also renting wedding and G7 attire whilst refurbing #10 with stratospherically expensive wallpaper also hits the wrong note.