Welcome to thread 40 for the Kearns family / Dadmum /Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns.
Congrats to @phonies for the winning thread title! There were a heap, so I just picked one that fit
Hmm recap.
Still trouble in swamp land due to Brad’s affair with his gym babe and Sarah falling out with her sister. Will she make a reappearance in time for Ted’s birthday? Maybe if she brings cash.
It’s not all bad news for Sarah. Brad’s dalliances have finally been the kick up the arse she needed to shed a couple of kilos (not off her thighs mind). It’s also led to a new money making scheme. Sarah’s already told everyone what diet plan she followed and what gym she goes to. But really she just manifested it and she can help you get your glow back too! For a price of course. Stay tuned 🥱.
Brad has lectured us all on the importance of spending solo time with your kid. If only he remembered that he had more than one. Maybe one day Knox and Teddy.
The big boat is up for sale. Interior photos are coming soon, Brad promises.
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Please add anything I’ve missed!!!!
Congrats to @phonies for the winning thread title! There were a heap, so I just picked one that fit
Hmm recap.
Still trouble in swamp land due to Brad’s affair with his gym babe and Sarah falling out with her sister. Will she make a reappearance in time for Ted’s birthday? Maybe if she brings cash.
It’s not all bad news for Sarah. Brad’s dalliances have finally been the kick up the arse she needed to shed a couple of kilos (not off her thighs mind). It’s also led to a new money making scheme. Sarah’s already told everyone what diet plan she followed and what gym she goes to. But really she just manifested it and she can help you get your glow back too! For a price of course. Stay tuned 🥱.
Brad has lectured us all on the importance of spending solo time with your kid. If only he remembered that he had more than one. Maybe one day Knox and Teddy.
The big boat is up for sale. Interior photos are coming soon, Brad promises.
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Please add anything I’ve missed!!!!