The Kearns #47 Project Glow by Sarah Kearns watching, waiting, commiserating

[Kalesmoothie]

Thank you @StateOfMind for the last minute thread title! We were too busy previous thread discussing their bullshit we didn’t have time for thread titles

Let’s see… Thread 46 brought us a sudden Blink182 obsession (nod to the thread title), a hypocritical podcast from Maggie Dent featuring Brandley Smalls, a few sips of tea regarding GymBabe and Brandley’s cheating ways, a new drum kit for the favourite child who liked to bang on pots and pants, more hair loss and photoshopped mirror selfies from Sezempic. Late minute addition of medical attention seeking content of the most interesting thing to happen to her, a terribly injured elbow that she’s obviously been resting and not showing herself lifting weights 3 times a day at the gym.

And still no project glow. Lol.

Tattle on Swampettes!

 

[StateOfMind]

Thank you @StateOfMind for the last minute thread title! We were too busy previous thread discussing their bullshit we didn’t have time for thread titles

Let’s see… Thread 46 brought us a sudden Blink182 obsession (nod to the thread title), a hypocritical podcast from Maggie Dent featuring Brandley Smalls, a few sips of tea regarding GymBabe and Brandley’s cheating ways, a new drum kit for the favourite child who liked to bang on pots and pants, more hair loss and photoshopped mirror selfies from Sezempic. Late minute addition of medical attention seeking content of the most interesting thing to happen to her, a terribly injured elbow that she’s obviously been resting and not showing herself lifting weights 3 times a day at the gym.

And still no project glow. Lol.

Tattle on Swampettes!

Whilst I would love to take credit for this new thread title, it's not mine. I was highlighting the awesome collection of Blink thread title suggestions from @phonies, who deserves a trophy imo much kudos to you xx

Absolutely LOVE the thread 46 synopsis @Kalesmoothie, perfect So much happens in a single thread hey!

 

[canijustsay]

Sarah threw in $50 and a gift pack that will never be sent

 

[Swamp Life]

Sarah threw in $50 and a gift pack that will never be sent

its so so gross, even for her. Just donate the value of whatever fake gift pack you’re never going to send to the GFM.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

#fakesarah

 

[Broken Veneers]

#fakesarah
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I can almost see Buddy's silhouette in the background too

 

[canijustsay]

#fakesarah
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#fakebrads hands look feminine and unchewed his nails are vomit inducing

 

[screenfreelookatme]

#fakebrads hands look feminine and unchewed his nails are vomit inducing

Her hands are too clean to be Brad’s too 🫣 but I got a giggle because they are tiny like his

 

[tonedeaftitties]

That’s not my husband, his hands are too clean and nails too long.
lol couldn’t resist.

 

[notgifted]

#fakesarah
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It’s a sign from Buddy, I can see his face outline in the lady bugs pattern
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That’s not my husband, his hands are too clean and nails too long.
lol couldn’t resist.

Hahaha
That’s not my husband could be a best seller, we could have many sequels

 

[phonies]

Ah thread 47, the same number as:
• Blink shirts Sez made Brad buy her
• age they both look
• hours Brad works per day (according to Sez)
• hours Brad spends per day avoiding his family
• times Sez goes to the gym a week
• times Sez says game changer in a ad
• women Brad has sent a dick pic to this year
• their combined IQ
• number of minutes Sez spends filtering her legs in her mirror selfies
• number of times Sez has fooled her kids with the old water in a Prime bottle trick
• amount of children she could feed with those school lunches
• weeks of Term 1 we’ll be waiting for project glow.

 

[sorelatable101]

Sarah threw in $50 and a gift pack that will never be sent

Honestly what a slap in the face trying to bribe her ‘community’ to donate then only giving $50 herself, with the way she spends. Disgraceful and sickening.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Yesterday’s “content”. Weird that Finnay is allowed to like pink socks without it being sooo brave and his entire personality.

 

[DoomScroller]

Ohhh….new family photos! Can’t wait to see them… I am sure they will look vastly different to the last lot of family photos.

Will Brad be wrapped in a blanket? What tone of beige will be Sarah be wearing? Will there be any hint of colour?

Nothing says happy families like new family photos.

 

[emmygluewho]

Ohhh….new family photos! Can’t wait to see them… I am sure they will look vastly different to the last lot of family photos.

Will Brad be wrapped in a blanket? What tone of beige will be Sarah be wearing? Will there be any hint of colour?

Nothing says happy families like new family photos.

Which awkward angle will The Wildebeest stand like to make it look like she is taller than Bradles!?

Her writing back to that lady as if they are tight as 'Oh Sar' from that lady's DM they don't have a clue who each other are.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Ohhh….new family photos! Can’t wait to see them… I am sure they will look vastly different to the last lot of family photos.

Will Brad be wrapped in a blanket? What tone of beige will be Sarah be wearing? Will there be any hint of colour?

Nothing says happy families like new family photos.

It’s in studio, they’re going to look absolutely identical to last time. At least mix it up with an outdoor shoot or something.

 

[pixie spotty]

Wonder how many comparison photos we will get from their last shoot with this pAiD photographer and this one cause Sarah Kearns is into FITNEZ and is sKinnY!!

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Less than 24 hours until 8pm Sunday night, so we won't have to wait long for the big reveal of the new family photos 🫶

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

I’m not sure what soccer the golden child plays to be finishing grand finals at the start of the season??? Unless it was a carnival day… But one of mine has been going for 5 weeks, non-competitive and then there’s only been training and friendlies for the non-miniroos.
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Imagine asking the nail technician if you can curate a flat lay image on the table with their tools “for the ‘gram”… how embarrassing.

 

[Beakmouth]

Sarah threw in $50 and a gift pack that will never be sent

She really is just a gross human being.