The Kearns #48 She goes by Sarah, Sez or Sar but to us Tattle aunties she’s Beaky with the bad hair

[phonies]

Hello Tattle aunties, dull women and anyone who is so old to use an Apple Watch and cover their belly when they go out sometimes!

Welcome to Thread #48 and thank you to @grifter for the inspiration behind the title. Your prize is a decluttered garage, lowering the consent age to whatever age bubbah turdlah is, and a ugly mug with your name on it. Gifts, amirite!?

The from DuDMuM continue. Maybe he headed down the M1 for a 16 hour work day and didn’t come back, or he’s graduated from the toilet office and locked the favourite middle child out of his room for the foreseeable future, or he’s wherever Sez sent Bobley. Possibilities… but all signs support @screenfreelookatme who called smoke and mirrors to Shrek and Fiona’s fairytale life, and we’re waiting with bated mouth-breath and our popcorn ready. We can only hope Sez will activate psychotic wife mode and go full Beyoncé style Lemonade with a metaphorical baseball bat on Brad this thread.

Stay mad dog busy and phony, Sez.

 

[MaddogBusy]

Hello Tattle aunties, dull women and anyone who is so old to use an Apple Watch and cover their belly when they go out sometimes!

Welcome to Thread #48 and thank you to @grifter for the inspiration behind the title. Your prize is a decluttered garage, lowering the consent age to whatever age bubbah turdlah is, and a ugly mug with your name on it. Gifts, amirite!?

The from DuDMuM continue. Maybe he headed down the M1 for a 16 hour work day and didn’t come back, or he’s graduated from the toilet office and locked the favourite middle child out of his room for the foreseeable future, or he’s wherever Sez sent Bobley. Possibilities… but all signs support @screenfreelookatme who called smoke and mirrors to Shrek and Fiona’s fairytale life, and we’re waiting with bated mouth-breath and our popcorn ready. We can only hope Sez will activate psychotic wife mode and go full Beyoncé style Lemonade with a metaphorical baseball bat on Brad this thread.

Stay mad dog busy and phony, Sez.

 

[emmygluewho]

Hello Tattle aunties, dull women and anyone who is so old to use an Apple Watch and cover their belly when they go out sometimes!

Welcome to Thread #48 and thank you to @grifter for the inspiration behind the title. Your prize is a decluttered garage, lowering the consent age to whatever age bubbah turdlah is, and a ugly mug with your name on it. Gifts, amirite!?

The from DuDMuM continue. Maybe he headed down the M1 for a 16 hour work day and didn’t come back, or he’s graduated from the toilet office and locked the favourite middle child out of his room for the foreseeable future, or he’s wherever Sez sent Bobley. Possibilities… but all signs support @screenfreelookatme who called smoke and mirrors to Shrek and Fiona’s fairytale life, and we’re waiting with bated mouth-breath and our popcorn ready. We can only hope Sez will activate psychotic wife mode and go full Beyoncé style Lemonade with a metaphorical baseball bat on Brad this thread.

Stay mad dog busy and phony, Sez.

The Beyonce line has me passed away.

Also - As an EX COP (even if she was desk duties for 3 weeks) how does she not know basic child safety!? Actually duck The Cop past!? Is common bleeping sense.

 

[kaysie303]

Can't be bothered to listen in but someone may be interested...

 

[StateOfMind]

Hello Tattle aunties, dull women and anyone who is so old to use an Apple Watch and cover their belly when they go out sometimes!

Welcome to Thread #48 and thank you to @grifter for the inspiration behind the title. Your prize is a decluttered garage, lowering the consent age to whatever age bubbah turdlah is, and a ugly mug with your name on it. Gifts, amirite!?

The from DuDMuM continue. Maybe he headed down the M1 for a 16 hour work day and didn’t come back, or he’s graduated from the toilet office and locked the favourite middle child out of his room for the foreseeable future, or he’s wherever Sez sent Bobley. Possibilities… but all signs support @screenfreelookatme who called smoke and mirrors to Shrek and Fiona’s fairytale life, and we’re waiting with bated mouth-breath and our popcorn ready. We can only hope Sez will activate psychotic wife mode and go full Beyoncé style Lemonade with a metaphorical baseball bat on Brad this thread.

Stay mad dog busy and phony, Sez.

Kudos @phonies on this synopsis, it's brilliant

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

Has she been at Kin lately? Anyone on their socials that have seen her in class? Or has she burnt bridges there too, is that why she's at Brads gym now

 

[Amiritelads]

Has she been at Kin lately? Anyone on their socials that have seen her in class? Or has she burnt bridges there too, is that why she's at Brads gym now

I haven't seen her on their stories for ages!!!

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

I haven't seen her on their stories for ages!!!

Would not be surprised if she's had a falling out with one of them.

 

[Floppygunt]

Hopefully the rain hits the swamp hard and they all float away forever!

 

[StateOfMind]

Hopefully the rain hits the swamp hard and they all float away forever!

Daresay they're going to get hit pretty hard with the weather over the weekend. Great test for the swamp house

 

[Emilyemily99]

I wonder how their lawn is going

 

[Floppygunt]

Old mate Amber will be discussing Beaky tonight!! Or should I say applauding her, no doubt!

 

[notgifted]

Old mate Amber will be discussing Beaky tonight!! Or should I say applauding her, no doubt!

Hope all the trolls tune in to tell everyone what the Kearns are really like.

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

Sarah's locked her Facebook profile, hit a nerve when I pointed out your profile pic had 14 likes, lol. Soz babe.

 

[team dudmum]

Oh here we go, another influencer who expects everyone to respect their privacy when they literally make a living off sharing their lives. You don't get it both ways Sez!

 

[DoomScroller]

Oh here we go, another influencer who expects everyone to respect their privacy when they literally make a living off sharing their lives. You don't get it both ways Sez!

Scuse you…. Social media is a spectator sport! Do not interact with the Kearnts unless Sez is begging for likes.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

I think I'm going to vomit

 

[screenfreelookatme]

He looks like he’s taking a leak up against the wall.

Weird that she’s ditched Kin, but still able to turn up to Engine Room to keep an eye on Brad.

 

[Watchingtheseclowns]

I think I'm going to vomit

I’m sure those were the exact words of the bit of the side gym girl!! And he was all in for it!!

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

On second glance, this gym seems to be as unsafe as kin - look at those little bare feet poking out from the strategically placed text box!