The Kearns #54 In Vegas enjoying a tipple, celebrating the removal of Sarah’s third nipple

[phonies]

Congratulations @NipNops you’re this thread’s winner!

Your prize is a hospital bandage as a wedding dress, mesh shoes, a free joke vowel renewal, a photoshoot without filters, unwashed shorts with crotch sweat, a badly filmed video of Curry scoring basketball goals, a Bubba Gump deluxe experience and a weird message from your mum about the importance of alone time!

Snark on, Tattle aunties!

 

[AJAYA]

My sister and her family are currently in San Francisco and they went to Bubba Gumps for dinner last night. I am so ashamed

 

[mummasoc]

I think Carrie Bickmore’s dress is probably the original designer version that the company Sez got hers from copied.

 

[NipNops]

Congratulations @NipNops you’re this thread’s winner!

Your prize is a hospital bandage as a wedding dress, mesh shoes, a free joke vowel renewal, a photoshoot without filters, unwashed shorts with crotch sweat, a badly filmed video of Curry scoring basketball goals, a Bubba Gump deluxe experience and a weird message from your mum about the importance of alone time!

Snark on, Tattle aunties!

Omg. My first….my very first winning thread title. 🥹🥹🥹 I’m honoured AF lads. And I’m frothin’ like Brandley’s dry mouth in the morning after a big night on the Bud Lights and cheap Cigars in Vegas. I’ve always wanted a pair of huge, stretched out Mesh shoes once worn by a giant, thunderous thighed ogre with extra wide, cheese smelling feet. Thank you for this opportunity. Omg thank you! I would also like to thank you all for the Bubba Gu….**Oscar move the duck on music starts to play***

 

[ljch]

A tattler pointed out Sarah followed Vegas photographers. I was wondering why he kept crapping on about how the wedding vids were done on his iPhone. That’s actually really sad, now it just looks like he did it to prove a point to Sarah. Anyway now that that’s done and out of the way, onto the fun stuff. Amirite??

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Omg. My first….my very first winning thread title. 🥹🥹🥹 I’m honoured AF lads. And I’m frothin’ like Brandley’s dry mouth in the morning after a big night on the Bud Lights and cheap Cigars in Vegas. I’ve always wanted a pair of huge, stretched out Mesh shoes once worn by a giant, thunderous thighed ogre with extra wide, cheese smelling feet. Thank you for this opportunity. Omg thank you! I would also like to thank you all for the Bubba Gu….**Oscar move the duck on music starts to play***

You forgot to thank Beyonce...

 

[leaky_beaky]

So, which one of our American friends are having lunch and or dinner with the cadet and snozempic????

 

[canijustsay]

I swear the wobbly leg video is gone. It was the girls walking out together with sunnies on, slow motion. They flick their glasses up but as she walks her legs wobbled heaps. (My legs wobble too, no shame, but I don’t claim to have lost a tonne of weight or use a magic mirror to deceive people)

 

[SoGawgezSoBewdiful]

Listen. That image of big Sez, up on little man’s shoulders with those big thighs round his head, is my new sleep paralysis demon. It is absolutely terrifying!

 

[waitingandwondering]

I swear the wobbly leg video is gone. It was the girls walking out together with sunnies on, slow motion. They flick their glasses up but as she walks her legs wobbled heaps. (My legs wobble too, no shame, but I don’t claim to have lost a tonne of weight or use a magic mirror to deceive people)

The reel is still on his stories. The beginning has the wobble you are looking for I’ve cut it down to show just the beginning….

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Here’s another take without as many filters over it!

 

[waitingandwondering]

Here’s another take without as many filters over it!

Nice work!

 

[notgifted]

Here’s another take without as many filters over it!

Imagine her reading here, she will be fuming

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Vegas photo dump for the blocked
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[Lord Of The Lies]

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Final part of the reel

 

[notgifted]

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I’m getting irrational rage at these calling it wedding spam, a vow renewal is not a wedding

 

[screenfreelookatme]

“Interesting” that Nikki isn’t really in the “wedding video” but Jules features heavily. This edit is a highlight for me. Sound on. Panning past Sez and emphasising Jules right when the “my girl!” really hits.
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You just know Brad called it a “wedding renewal” (wot?) because he couldn’t figure out whether it was vow or vowel.

 

[StateOfMind]

“Interesting” that Nikki isn’t really in the “wedding video” but Jules features heavily. This edit is a highlight for me. Sound on. Panning past Sez and emphasising Jules right when the “my girl!” really hits.
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You just know Brad called it a “wedding renewal” (wot?) because he couldn’t figure out whether it was vow or vowel.

Love your work Screeny

And yes, Brandley doesn't want make the same mistake & buy another vowel, best to avoid it altogether

 

[grifter]

My sister and her family are currently in San Francisco and they went to Bubba Gumps for dinner last night. I am so ashamed

The difference between the Kearnts and your sister is she is there with her family.